Sue Denim.. Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Q: What is the diffrence between a catholic priest and acne?A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face.Sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mike Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 how do you get a gay guy to shag a woman?stick a fistful of shite up her fud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 How did Hitler die?He had a heart attack when he saw his gas bill!(ASH)I was going to use that one...only "Why did Hitler kill himself?" "He got the gas bill."Yeah, it's the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Borlax Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 a chinese guy, and african guy and a jewish guy walk into a barhitler shouts "fuck off" at them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 What does a toilet seat and a cunt have in common?They both feel warm and moist, but you dread to think who was there last...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 how do you get a gay guy to shag a woman?stick a fistful of shite up her fud.That has had me laughing at work for hours.Sue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 reWhat has four legs and an arm?A rottweiler in a playground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Whats the most difficult part about eating a vegtable?The wheelchair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted December 25, 2004 Report Share Posted December 25, 2004 What's the difference between a greyhound and a paedophile?The greyhound waits for the hare.What's the difference between an egg and a wank?You can beat an egg.*cue Les Dawson-style clap/stomp* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 25, 2004 Report Share Posted December 25, 2004 What do elephants get for their lunch?An hour just like all the other animals.Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeve?Christopher Walken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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