fertuiee Posted November 3, 2012 Report Share Posted November 3, 2012 I beat Premiership referee Phil Dowd in the quarter final of the Sentinel ( Staffordshire Newspaper ) shield golf tournament in 2001 ( ish ) - Rock n'roll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 I finally thought of one for this. The blonde girl from this Burnistoun sketch: follows me on instagram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 I finally thought of one for this. The blonde girl from this Burnistoun sketch: follows me on instagram.Bollocks. She listen to Calvin Harris, not Carson Wells, you deaf cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Bollocks. She listen to Calvin Harris, not Carson Wells, you deaf cunt.Say whit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 It was a joke. A shit one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 I finally thought of one for this. The blonde girl from this Burnistoun sketch: follows me on instagram.She totally fancies you. Get in about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Lame to FameOne of the guys I coach at American Football regularly appears before tens of thousands of sports fans...He's one of those groundsmen with a grape that poke the divots back in at Murrayfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 It was a joke. A shit one.how is that stand up career working out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Not bad. But I was sitting down when I wrote the joke. So fuck you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 An old house-mate told me he landscaped Duff McKagan's garden. Though that's probably awesome rather than lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 23, 2012 Report Share Posted November 23, 2012 An old house-mate told me he landscaped Duff McKagan's garden. Though that's probably awesome rather than lame.He's a qualified accountant now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 I had dinner this evening with the co-writer of this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KC7kO6NwswI kind of didn't believe him, but I looked it up and it seems he really did. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 I waved at Jenson Button last year. He ignored me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted October 24, 2013 Report Share Posted October 24, 2013 I waved at Jenson Button last year. He ignored me. At the Polish Grand Prix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Got my photo taken with Kirk Brandon from Spear of Destiny at The Moorings the other week. He wasn't that friendly tbh. Was MUCH more friendly to the lasses that approached him just after.Got thrown about the Stonehaven Town Hall stage by judo master Brian Jacks as a child. Forgot to bow to him afterwards like you were supposed to. Hud 'at, ye curly dick.Got a signed topless postcard of Page 3 legend Maria Whittaker after she was roped into attending a night at the Commodore Hotel in Stonehaven (RIP). I remember her being very tiny and dressed like she was just out of bed. Still got it, affixed to the door of my dart board cabinet, max. LADZ points.Had a piss next to Shutty from Terrorvision in the Mudd Club after seeing them at the Music Hall and broke all etiquette by asking him why he had dyed his hair blue. Got my ticket signed by all band members, which I still have. Luckily caught Tony Wright before he was on his knees holding himself up with the stage.Went to see PJ Harvey at the Barrowlands circa 2001, met her in the hotel lobby the next morning and got her to sign my ticket, which I still have. That was cool though.Spotted Neil Lennon in a bar on Byres Road before going to see Dirty Three last year. Got my photo taken with him to send to a couple of Celtic daft mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 I met up with Pablo from Ekkaia again in leipzig. He was in probably the greatest crust/screamo band ever, so he's a fucking legend in my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 Did you remember to tell him to listen to Ekkaia again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 I'd forgotten about this thread. Just read it from the start and it's still hilarious. My latest lame to fame is that I panicked, not knowing what to say and over-enthusiastically half-shouted "Brilliant!" at Kevin Spacey in the main lobby of the National Museum in Edinburgh. Like a theatre critic in an old film. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 I looked at a piece of art in the Tate Modern at the same time as Kevin Eldon. He didn't offer me a weak lemon drink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 Niall McGinn, looking for envelopes last week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 28, 2013 Report Share Posted October 28, 2013 I sat next to John Hartson at an airport recently. Prime stalk. He has no idea who I am. I checked Steve Davis and Stephen Hendry out of a hotel once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 One of my ex band mates floored Har Mar Superstar in an Edinburgh chipper after a gig quite a few years ago. Har Mar Superstar was a bell end, and so was my band 'mate' ;0) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 I saw Russell Howard in the security queue at Belfast airport 3 weeks ago. I almost said hello to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladstone Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 I once scored a goal in front of Eoin Jess. Patsy Kensit refused to sign an autograph for me. Carl Kennedy from Neighbours watched my band at Moshulu. I met Brian Irvine in the church at New Deer when I was a kid. Nothing lame about that - Brian Irvine is a footballing legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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