Lemonade Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 From knob to mouth direct? How long does it have to stay in there for?Yes. And on the tongue for 10 seconds.EDIT - keep in mind that if you throw in a lowball price, Teabags will probably arrange to set it up this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Isn't that Bath Salts stuff just some variation of the Mephedrone stuff that was sold as 'plant food' over here?Also, the dude who was eating some guy's face on the highway wasn't on bath salts it turned out...Bath Salts didn't show in his tests because there is no bath salts test. The formula keeps changing every time they ban it so there is no real definition of the composition of the stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 That's a damn cheap tattoo.Oh he paid for his tattoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Yes. And on the tongue for 10 seconds.EDIT - keep in mind that if you throw in a lowball price, Teabags will probably arrange to set it up this weekend.£100 maybe? On the presumption he is STD free, and has cleaned himself recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 £100 maybe? On the presumption he is STD free, and has cleaned himself recently.That's a pretty big presumption. Have you met Teabags? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I'm not sure if I'm some kind urine prude, but I think it would have to be more like a grand for me to drink piss. Ca_gere, you weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 That's a pretty big presumption. Have you met Teabags?I'm STD free but you can get fucked if you think I'm washing my boab just so you can make money you fucking freeloader. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I'd go for a half pint of girl piss for £100, provided she wasn't some skanky skank and she looked clean. Again, for some reason it would make a huge difference whether I found her attractive or not. Perhaps I'm weird. Guy piss? That's a whole nother ball game. A half pint of guy piss I'd say I want a grand for, but if someone was waving £500 under my nose and a glass of piss I'd probably do it. Provided it wasn't really yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkDrummer Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 My brother drank a pint of someone else's spew for £100. I doubt i'd do it for £1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Spew no way - would need a grand plus for that. A glass of clear, clean piss i'm ok with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkDrummer Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I'd do a glass of piss for £1000. Just hold your nose and get it down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 method:hold nosedown in a onerneck tons of water and don't breathe through your nose until you're sure there's no trace left in mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkDrummer Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Definitely. I adopted a similar method while downing a glass of jack daniels and cigarette ash for £50 when I was 18. Caker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I snorted a line of cigarette ash once, also for a fiver, also in Drakes. That was pretty fucking grim. I also scooped drain-food out of the plughole once after doing the dishes and ate that for a fiver. All these were paid for by my old flatmate, who knew I was broke but was too proud to ask him for money so he'd make me do things for it for his amusement. One time when it was cold in our flat he paid me a fiver to point a hair-dryer at him for 10 minutes. Another time I had to stay perfectly still for 10 minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkDrummer Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Haha, that's amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Spew no way - would need a grand plus for that. A glass of clear, clean piss i'm ok with.Ah right, I was imagining deep yellow hungover piss. Still warm too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I snorted a line of cigarette ash once, also for a fiver, also in Drakes. That was pretty fucking grim. I also scooped drain-food out of the plughole once after doing the dishes and ate that for a fiver. All these were paid for by my old flatmate, who knew I was broke but was too proud to ask him for money so he'd make me do things for it for his amusement. One time when it was cold in our flat he paid me a fiver to point a hair-dryer at him for 10 minutes. Another time I had to stay perfectly still for 10 minutes.What did he do to you whilst you stayed still for ten minutes? It's ok now you can tell us. You won't get in trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I wrote a friend's 3rd year Psychology essay for 100 quid once. He was 2 bottles of Gin into a bender and it was due the next day. I'd never done any Psychology before - he gave me a stack of books and a topic and I bashed out 2000 words in a night. Got a 14. One of my proudest achievements. He doesn't remember. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I'd take a punch in the chest for a Subway loyalty card with all the stamps so I could get a free sanger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 How many free pints to let a girl boot you in the nuts with pointy boots on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Half a lemonade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 What did he do to you whilst you stayed still for ten minutes? It's ok now you can tell us. You won't get in trouble.Can you show us on the dolls? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I've drank a pint of my own puke for a laugh.I shaved my eyebrows off for a pie and a can and a tin of coke.I'd do a half pint of clear piss from a hot chick for £50.Half pint of clear dude-piss or girl hangover-piss for £100.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Someone can come piss on me. I'll pay you xxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I find it very peculiar that the sex of the person where the piss came from plays a huge factor.Would you need to see the attractive lady take a piss in a pint glass, or could I just hand you a pint of piss and say "it's from an attractive lady's vagina" and you'd believe it enough to down it?Call me a prude, but if I drank someone's piss, I'd want the prize to pay my rent for a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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