Lemonade Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 I think it'd grind you down after a while. It could happen at any moment, without notice so could ruin your enjoyment of things. Or maybe you'd just get used to it. I don't think i'd take it.True, but that said, my flatmate gave me £20 yesterday that she owed me from ages ago and I'd forgotten about and I was fucking delighted. Imagine that feeling EVERY DAY. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 I'd give you 20 quid every day for the rest of your life if you had to have one embarrassing, cringe-worthy social faux pas/moment every day. Just little things like spilling coffee on yourself or saying 'you too' to a check-in desk person when they say 'enjoy your flight'. Every day you'd wake up knowing you're gonna have one of these moments.Edit: This is fielding a general 'would you take it'? to the threadYeah i am easily enough of a sociopath to actually enjoy doing that.I had a similar one of these yesterday with my flatmate, who drinks champagne/sparkling wine about 3-4 times a week. Would you accept a £230 addition to your paycheck every month, on the condition that when you took a drink of champagne/sparkling wine you had to chuckle and say "the bubbles go up my nose" in a slightly effeminate voice?You are not allowed to tell anybody why you were saying that every time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 Yeah i am easily enough of a sociopath to actually enjoy doing that.I had a similar one of these yesterday with my flatmate, who drinks champagne/sparkling wine about 3-4 times a week.Would you accept a £230 addition to your paycheck every month, on the condition that when you took a drink of champagne/sparkling wine you had to chuckle and say "the bubbles go up my nose" in a slightly effeminate voice?You are not allowed to tell anybody why you were saying that every time.That's the best question I've ever been asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 Yeah i am easily enough of a sociopath to actually enjoy doing that.I had a similar one of these yesterday with my flatmate, who drinks champagne/sparkling wine about 3-4 times a week.Would you accept a £230 addition to your paycheck every month, on the condition that when you took a drink of champagne/sparkling wine you had to chuckle and say "the bubbles go up my nose" in a slightly effeminate voice?You are not allowed to tell anybody why you were saying that every time.In a heartbeat. It would quickly just become 'your thing' and noone would question it. Some people already have similar habits that are just as annoying (e.g. saying 'he shoots he scores' when playing a pool shot or 'how much?' when you fart) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 I once offered my mate a fiver to snort a line of that Harry Potter expanding foam powder you used to get. Easily the best fiver I've ever spent. It looked like he was dying, white froth oozing out of every facial orifice muffling his cries for help. Holy fuck that was funny. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 actually, wait a sec - are we talking every single sip or just the first sip of a glass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted July 11, 2012 Report Share Posted July 11, 2012 actually, wait a sec - are we talking every single sip or just the first sip of a glass?I actually couldn't decide which was worse, on every sip it would look like you were joking, or insane.At the start of every glass is a safer way for people to think you are just some simpleton who has watched too much tv, but then it might be missed by the people around you on occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Why would someone ask how much when you fart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted July 12, 2012 Report Share Posted July 12, 2012 Would you accept a £230 addition to your paycheck every month, on the condition that when you took a drink of champagne/sparkling wine you had to chuckle and say "the bubbles go up my nose" in a slightly effeminate voice?You are not allowed to tell anybody why you were saying that every time.Would I have to drink fizzy wine/champagne regularly? As it is, I only do on 'occasions'. TBH, either way I'd be happy to do that.I once offered my mate a fiver to snort a line of that Harry Potter expanding foam powder you used to get. Easily the best fiver I've ever spent. It looked like he was dying, white froth oozing out of every facial orifice muffling his cries for help. Holy fuck that was funny.That sounds fucking epic. I've never heard of harry potter expanding foam powder but I'm not deeply saddened by it's absence from my life.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 Somewhat relevant to the earlier discussion in this thread, Limmy posted a link on facebook to a video of some knobber drinking piss straight from the producer at TITP for £60. Grim. Not going to link directly to it here for general decency / not wanting to arouse Jake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 Saw it earlier. Funny as heck. It was the woman shouting and the guy's strategy that made it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 How much to have all the music wiped from your MP3 player / computer and replaced by Westlife albums? You still have to listen to it as much as before, ie every day on the way to work, at the gym, doing the dishes or whatever. For a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 As long as I get to listen to the utterly stonking anthem "When you're looking like that" whenever the hell I want, I'd do it for free. That's a serious hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 I'd rather listen to boybands than listen to dubstep. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 I too would like to know why.Someone farts and they you say "How much?!" as if they're ripping you off. For this and many more fine examples of amusing things to say when someone farts, see Roger's Profanasaurus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Someone farts and they you say "How much?!" as if they're ripping you off. For this and many more fine examples of amusing things to say when someone farts, see Roger's Profanasaurus.I like "One more turn and she would have started". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 "Don't tear it, I'll take the whole piece" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 I'm skint at the moment. Anyone wanting to pay me to do stuff? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Someone farts and they you say "How much?!" as if they're ripping you off. For this and many more fine examples of amusing things to say when someone farts, see Roger's Profanasaurus.Or you can go the other way and follow up your own fart by saying "Keep the change". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 I'm skint at the moment. Anyone wanting to pay me to do stuff?I'll pay you a tenner not to post for a week. I can see members section too, so no sly posting there either.And no creating an alt account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 I'll stop for a week as soon as I recieve the tenner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 I reckon we could get a big enough pot on the go to keep you off these boards for a good couple of months. I'll throw in 3 quid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 I reckon we could get a big enough pot on the go to keep you off these boards for a good couple of months. I'll throw in 3 quid.I'm in if he's never allowed to use an aberdeen music forum again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 I'll chip in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 You can pay me annually, monthly, or weekly.£500 a year.£100 a month£40 a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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