Eupraxia Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Everyone loves a good pub quiz, right? Following that, everyone loves a good pub quiz team name, right? Especially puns. People love puns.What are the best you've created or encountered?A few of my favourites:Quiz Team AguileraKen Dodd's Dad's Dog's DeadEddie QuizzardQuiz All Over Mike HuntIt Took Me 3 Weeks To Name My Hamster, Let Alone This Fucking Quiz Team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 There were a few belters at T.K.s on Sunday.Pedophiles Are Fucking Immature Arseholes.What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels comes alive when you add Coke.The Yellow Bus Is Full.Neville Fucking Longbottom. Quiz All Over My Face.Only one was a pun, but we laughed at them nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 David Murray's Football Boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Cheeses of Nazareth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Peter Beardsley's Saliva Gland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 This one doesn't work as well over here, but worked fucking teckle in Dubai.They tried to make me go to Riyadh, but I said "no, no, no". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 My wife is rubbish at wrestling, but you should see her box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Nice Andrew Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Crouching woman hidden cucumber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Not a pun, but accidently entered a Uni Computer Society quiz at Exodus many years back, and actually got some mild boo hiss reaction to our team Analogue All Stars. Digital fascists.CSB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diarmaid Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 I enjoy the Christmas themed: Three Ho Ho Hos From Ipswich.Can't take the credit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted July 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Not a pun, but accidently entered a Uni Computer Society quiz at Exodus many years back, and actually got some mild boo hiss reaction to our team Analogue All Stars. Digital fascists.CSBYou could make a pun out of that:Anal Log All Stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 You could make a pun out of that:Anal Log All Stars.That's shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 You could make a pun out of that:Anal Log All Stars.That's shit.I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Shit just happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcn Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 Best one I ever heard:Dyslexic man walks into a bra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 I liked 'The Quiztal Maze' although it's maybe too bindun nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 I liked 'The Quiztal Maze' although it's maybe too bindun nowadays.First time I've heard (read) it. Consider it stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 26, 2011 Report Share Posted July 26, 2011 If quizzes are quizzical, what is baby oil made out of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 If quizzes are quizzical, what is baby oil made out of?...whaaat? o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 I have heard "The Inquizition" being used in the Prince of Wales pub quiz. They sat next to my Dad and I once, and they were fucking rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 The best one i ever heard was "Pandas, fuck 'em." Not sure why it made me laugh but it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
free tibet Posted July 27, 2011 Report Share Posted July 27, 2011 My favourite was always665 The Neighbour Of The Beast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted July 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 Quiz De Burgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 ...whaaat? o_OIt's a compound of two of the worst jokes in the world IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 29, 2011 Report Share Posted July 29, 2011 We went with 'Shit Topical Joke' once.Wish we hadn't. Everyone else's was about jeremy beadle or whoever died that week and we just looked like snobby cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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