Benji Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 {Woolies} To slow min.The coolest way to die you can imagine:Stage diving. No-one catches you. Break neck. Die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Naked girl avalanche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest davetherave Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Naked girl avalanche.S-Muff-ocation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 S-Muff-ocation Assphyxiation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Attempting to hi-five a grizzly bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Attempting to hi-five a grizzly bear.Pretending to high-five a grizzly bear, then selling him the dummy and slapping him in the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Holding your own breath until you die, while wearing sunglasses on a surfboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Jumping for a massive slam dunk, and never going back down, just gravitating higher and higher into space and then yr head exploding due to air pressure. Everyone would say "fuuuuck, bro. That was rad." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Shouting 'slaaayyyeeerrr' at a gig until your lungs implode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Taking on a group of 20 ninjas, who you've witnessed bullying a sobbing Chinese girl who blames them for killing her father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Inciting Neptune lord of the sea to trident based murder after serial Mermaid tit wanks make his favourite bodies of water unlivable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Inciting Neptune lord of the sea to trident based murder after serial Mermaid tit wanks make his favourite bodies of water unlivable.'Unda da sea...Life is much better down where its wetter take it from me' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 When you are in a company board meeting, being demonstrated the new anti-crime device ED-209 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Swan-dive into a Volcano. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Blowing up on an asteroid after successfully drilling a big hole and planting explosives, thus saving the world and avoiding living to see your hot daughter marry Ben Affleck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Of laughter at Chad Kroeger pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 PneumoniaFLUID IN YOUR LUUUUUUUNGS!That sounds pretty bad ass, Fluid where it shouldn't be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Inciting Neptune lord of the sea to trident based murder after serial Mermaid tit wanks make his favourite bodies of water unlivable.Any death involving trident-related puncture wounds is pretty cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Last stand against a commando raid on your fortified mansion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Being killed by a spy who was only moments before about to be killed by you but was able to come up with a plan to save himself while you were telling him all the details to your evil schemes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 shot by R.Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Lethal injection via Harold Shipman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 shot by R.KellyShot and pissed on or just shot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Shot and pissed on or just shot?Isn't it Chuck Berry who pisses on people, R.Kelly just fucks them (if they are underage)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Isn't it Chuck Berry who pisses on people, R.Kelly just fucks them (if they are underage)?Nah, R Kelly was a citizen of the UrinNation too.Other idea: stab yrself RIGHT IN THE HEART like Elliot Smith did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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