delboy Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 Fatboy in Eastenders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted September 28, 2010 Report Share Posted September 28, 2010 and that pair who present Masterchef. Boy there is a lot of people I would like to punch repeatedly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkt Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 That guy from the Volvic Challenge advert who says "I'm just gonna have a cheeky Volvic". Who does he think he is - Jamie Oliver? Knob! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 That guy from the Volvic Challenge advert who says "I'm just gonna have a cheeky Volvic". Who does he think he is - Jamie Oliver? Knob!I feel bad for him, he clearly doesn't want to be doing adverts."Cheeky Volvic". Fuck me, man, it's water. Nothing could be less audacious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 I don't suppose you know this guy as he works in the same oil base as myself. However here's what he looks like.Long thing lanky hair the flutter when he walks.He stands and walks with a weird bendy body shapeHis mouth is too small for his face and it sticks out a bitHis nose it too long and pointy for his face,He always wears baggy breeks and a stretched to fuck sloopy joe.English (only joking that's not an issue)I would not normally worry but even with all the above wrangness'sss he still thinks he's fucking Archie! Twat of the grand master level. I just feel that I can help with his pointiness problem. I've heard he lives in Thialand, maybe that's why he thinks he's cool as fook. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 and that pair who present Masterchef. Boy there is a lot of people I would like to punch repeatedly!Yes. Also the guy from Australian Masterchef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Yes. Also the guy from Australian Masterchef. Is the Australian guy at the bottom not just the Australian guy from the British version, just fat, wearing makeup and dressed up as Lawrence Llewellen Bowen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Not to be pedantic, but the Australian guy is actually British.I think he looks like a frog and is indeed very punchable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Has anyone mentioned CJ from the TV quiz Eggheads?I wouldn't even sully my fist by punching his face... I'd have to use a cricket bat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Has anyone mentioned CJ from the TV quiz Eggheads?I wouldn't even sully my fist by punching his face... I'd have to use a cricket bat.Total Bell!I'm sure he's been mentioned several times.His personal website is magical.http://www.demooi.co.uk/What a fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 That guy from the Volvic Challenge advert who says "I'm just gonna have a cheeky Volvic". Who does he think he is - Jamie Oliver? Knob!Who calls bottled water by it's brand anyway? Oh hear you go, a glass of Volvic. Get fucked. It's water.Bottled water is stupid anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Paul Gambaccini or however the smug yank DJ's name is spelt. Everytime a singer dies he comes out with his comments right across the BBC. Suprised he hasnt been wheeled out to comment on Sir Norman Wisdom since he was known to sing the odd tune. He might have but I didn't see him on BBC News 24 when they were covering it last night.Fuck he was even commentating on George Michael's jail sentence. Fuck off you wanker and take your smug comments with you via a smack round the chops or ten from myself. I really hate that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Anderson Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 postcode lottery guy and that camp weather man on itv, oh and alan sugar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 postcode lottery guy and that camp weather man on itv, oh and alan sugarSean Batty. Agreed. I'd also add the twat that does the grampian regional bulletin on GMTV/Daybreak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 I knew you had posted that, as soon as I saw you'd been in this thread. He would take your punch then kill a thousand kittens with a solitary drop of his blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 I knew you had posted that, as soon as I saw you'd been in this thread. He would take your punch then kill a thousand kittens with a solitary drop of his blood.Seriously Nev, all jokes aside, how can you defend that dirty cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Because, in all seriousness, there was fuck all wrong with the tackle. That Ben Arfa got injured is unfortunate, but nothing more than that.If anything, Ben Arfa is knocked off balance by Tevez, and brings his leg round between De Jong's legs after De Jong had gone to ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Because, in all seriousness, there was fuck all wrong with the tackle. That Ben Arfa got injured is unfortunate, but nothing more than that.If anything, Ben Arfa is knocked off balance by Tevez, and brings his leg round between De Jong's legs after De Jong had gone to ground.I think you're either blind, mental, or a strange combination of both. That's absolute lunacy, mate. He blatantly scissored the fuck out of Barfa's leg. I honestly have no idea how you can see it any other way.Anyway, this is not the place for football debate. I'd also beat this guy's face to a bloody mess:- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Duncan Bannatyne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Duncan Bannatyne."Aaaaam Ouuuuuuuut!"BAM"Aye, you are now you shite" I don't actually mind him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 De Jong is soft. Nemanja would punt him all over Lancashire. He just comes across as a thug because of his short man syndrome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 "Aaaaam Ouuuuuuuut!"BAM"Aye, you are now you shite" I don't actually mind him.More to do with the fact that he's a cunt in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Jim Davidson, the pointing cunt.Glenn Beck, the pointing cunt.Richard Littlejohn, the pointing-at-his-own-cheek cunt.Gary Bushell, the pointing cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 I'm not sure I see your point, Kirsten 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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