DEADLOSS M.F. SUPERSTAR seek 'touring' guitarist and possible 'touring' drummer...

[The Ghost Of Fudge 211]

We:

- only play three gigs a year or so - but are rather good, if you like this sort of thing.

- write high-octance stoner-punk-rock-metal songs.

- need a guitarist to play live, as Marty Deadloss intends to retire his six-string from live gigging: "I'm too old for this, my joints creak and my ears ring. I just want to sit about and play my guitar without the stress of soundchecks, broken strings and having to injure people."

You:

- will be based in Aberdeen (or Edinburgh).

- will not play a Strat.

- will rock hard, do some backing vocals, and pull ace shapes onstage.

- will be available for a two hour rehersal every three to five years, and couple of gigs here and there as required.

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[Lemonade 1787]

I could be your touring guitarist, I'm looking for a new project. Plus I don't even own a Strat. Who would I have to fight / shag to get the gig?

[The Ghost Of Fudge 211]

we (Deadloss) actually have a gig booked for 20th march at the Moorings... maybe we could turn it into an audition... like we did with the bassists... that was fun...

probably shouldn't though. could be shit. should probably just cancel it.

[The Ghost Of Fudge 211]

actually, does anyone want to play drums? if we're getting a stand-in guitarist fae Aberdeen, we should probably get a stand-in drummer fae Aberdeen too... then (gasp) we could actually play a few shows...

[Bonner 2]

actually, does anyone want to play drums? if we're getting a stand-in guitarist fae Aberdeen, we should probably get a stand-in drummer fae Aberdeen too... then (gasp) we could actually play a few shows...

id easily get back behind a kit for this

EDIT: or go with the guitar.

[The Ghost Of Fudge 211]

to potential guitarmongers: umm, you really need to be able to play quite well, and riff quite quickly, because our other guitarist favours the, ahem, 'loose' approach to playing and technique... so it's pretty much up to you to keep the song going...

[Bonner 2]

to potential guitarmongers: umm, you really need to be able to play quite well, and riff quite quickly, because our other guitarist favours the, ahem, 'loose' approach to playing and technique... so it's pretty much up to you to keep the song going...

who craig? nah... i could learn some DMFS and send u audio if u want?

[The Sloth 17]

I thought Martin was the one who jumped head first into things and broke all his bones while Craig continued playing haha

[Bonner 2]

I thought Martin was the one who jumped head first into things and broke all his bones while Craig continued playing haha

touch. but then again Craig just seems "loose", if u know what i mean.

[Alkaline 1605]

I could be tempted out of semi-retirement...

[Frosty Jack 540]

possible 'touring' drummer sounds tempting too...

[Pete 0]

actually, does anyone want to play drums? if we're getting a stand-in guitarist fae Aberdeen, we should probably get a stand-in drummer fae Aberdeen too... then (gasp) we could actually play a few shows...

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[Craig Fudge 0]

to potential guitarmongers: umm, you really need to be able to play quite well, and riff quite quickly, because our other guitarist favours the, ahem, 'loose' approach to playing and technique... so it's pretty much up to you to keep the song going...

Maybe you could just replace both guitarists at the same time then?

[jon 300]

Oh no he ditn't...

*swish*

[The Ghost Of Fudge 211]

we could get a new singer too. i always wanted to watch a deadloss gig.

it could be Rass and whichever four people are nearest the stage when linecheck begins?

[TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH 1650]

Would there be bollock insurance?

[The Ghost Of Fudge 211]

we can't get bollock insurance for some reason

[Dubya 333]

This sounds like a right laugh! don't give a shit what the music is like, i'll do it!

[HateEvent 274]

I'm quite looking forward to this gig we have with you on the 20th now!

I don't think I could join in, what with being in B and you're probably not.

[Rass 5]

Hudon, 'fuck you saying about Strats?

Lookin to replace your bassist too eh?!?!

[The Ghost Of Fudge 211]

christ. is everyone on their period?

[Lemonade 1787]

I think you guys should replace the singer.

[Rass 5]

christ. is everyone on their period?

No, i just felt left out

though it does explain why craigy was curled around a hot water bottle gently sobbing at work the other day...

[The Ghost Of Fudge 211]

was it a black waterbottle?

[Rass 5]

close, black and snakeskin