Teabags Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Okay, every video in this I know is just a shit band trying to be ace, but being shit.But surely that Teen Hearts one is taking the piss? That cannot be a real fucking band, right? Please fucking tell me that's not a real band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I was just enjoying a spot of Akron/Family and browsing various sights on the internet and I came across this. To be honest, the "crabcore" (fuck off) band - whatever they are called - aren't even nearly as bad as thtat Confide lot. What is the point? What is the point in all this? In life? Love? I want to die. That Teen Hearts (is it?) made me want to pull my head off. I found that "crabcore" lot pretty funny but now I don't know what I think, about anything.From crabcore to existential crisis in a few pages. This thread is ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Even children's TV shows have cooler music than that: Yo Gabba Gabba! CorneliusAny kids' TV show that features members of Rocket from the Crypt and performances by Chromeo is fine by me and probaby aimed at bored 20-somethings as much as it is at 3 year olds.I have no idea who Teen Heart's ideal audience is, apart from maybe morons.By the way, I was introduced to Teen Hearts by Something Awful's regular 'Garbage Day' feature. Well worth a look if you want to plumb the depths of the worst music out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 On the plus side, I'm now cured of my 'girl with synth' fetish, I guess.She looks like she's being forced at gunpoint to look like she's having 'fun'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Don't be so hard on yourself. That was a pretty good attempt at rewording his comment.Yo Gabba Gabba is fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 YouTube - 'ALCOHOL'- MILLIONAIRES OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEONo one ever heard of these monstrosities? They're another shitty synthpop gone wrong band, If someone cut their tongues off and they could never make music again, I would happily celebrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 YouTube - 'ALCOHOL'- MILLIONAIRES OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEONo one ever heard of these monstrosities? They're another shitty synthpop gone wrong band, If someone cut their tongues off and they could never make music again, I would happily celebrate.I'm pretty sure this already got posted in this thread or the Brokencyde one.Yeah, the music's atrociousbut I would do unspeakable things to all three of them until I was red raw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 "Shine" by Final Placement on VimeoI am speechless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 "Shine" by Final Placement on VimeoI am speechless.:music:This is your life, this is your time, It'll be alright, you're gonna shine pew-dew dew-dew-dew pew-dew-dew-dew pew:band:North Face jacket = the new leather jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I think the girl next to me in the bus is listening to brokencyde. I can hear distinct autotuned screams through tinny iPod buds... That just about sums up the world we live in nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 "Shine" by Final Placement on VimeoI am speechless.I was going to post this in the top guitar solos thread: Final Placement Endless Guitar Solo on VimeoEDIT: Also, I reckon whoever was in charge of bringing the guitar leads was unpopular that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf9tp2wd40 Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Ross, don't even fucking think about asking for that in the club. You Ruined My Plans There Dave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf9tp2wd40 Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 I'm now questioning bringing children in to this world. Someone should book this line up:Attack Attack!Attack! Attack! Teen Hearts BrokencydeI Would Attend This Gig:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf9tp2wd40 Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 I was just enjoying a spot of Akron/Family and browsing various sights on the internet and I came across this. To be honest, the "crabcore" (fuck off) band - whatever they are called - aren't even nearly as bad as thtat Confide lot. What is the point? What is the point in all this? In life? Love? I want to die. That Teen Hearts (is it?) made me want to pull my head off. I found that "crabcore" lot pretty funny but now I don't know what I think, about anything.I fairly enjoy Confide too... Having seen both them and attackattack i can safely say i would rather see confide.Saw Brokenside in moshulu a while back too, i can safely say they weren;t good, but it was odly a fairly enjoyable night, i was astonished at how big the crowd were for them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Saw Brokenside in moshulu a while back too, i was astonished at how big the crowd were for them!There's never a suicide bomber when you need one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 This is so bad it swings back round to great again:YouTube - Chuggo"Argh! Come on, fuck a guy!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Fucking hell.That wasn't even bad in a good way. What a load of dickheads. Is that the chap from Lost Prophets contributing vocals at one bit? What a complete wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 *shakes head in disbelief* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 They're all different shades on the same colour wheel of unutterable shite as far as I'm concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Oh dear. ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Fuck, are people still doing that? You would have thought last year's crabcore explosion would have put them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Oh dear. !Did anyone ever post this? It's got the generic crabcore sound, combined with twilight for maximum $$$$$$$. The sad thing is... a pretty major metal label signed them :/ shame on century media! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 That is just SO SHIT. I can't believe this shite not only exists, but seeming reproduces (presumably asexually) with alarming speed. Fuck music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Mac Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Worst.ME and The CAPTAIN on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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