Bigsby Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 John W, walking along the A93 North Deeside Road in Banchory, near Tesco. Fiddling with a mobile phone or possibly an MP3 player. Then masturbating furiously in a bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 John W, walking along the A93 North Deeside Road in Banchory, near Tesco. Fiddling with a mobile phone or possibly an MP3 player. Then masturbating furiously in a bush.Possibly both as he updated facebook saying what he was listening to as he walked to his Go Ape! interview. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Possibly both as he updated facebook saying what he was listening to as he walked to his Go Ape! interview.Looked a bit scruffy for a job interview, TBH, even with an organisation called Go Ape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 They said dress casual so i did. I actually fell perfectly dressed when i got there, if i had wore anything smart i would have looked a right pleb.Fair doos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 And how did you get on? Did you successfully GO APE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 To be honest, they're only going to be impolite if you haven't got it - you should be pleased he was polite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 John, I know the guy that interviewed you and he said you should have looked smarter. For that reason you didn't get the job. Sorry man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I guess you should be pleased that this sort of thing isn't happening here (yet).Officer forced to reveal Facebook page - Baltimore Sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham Knight Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I Go Ape lyricsAnd how did you get on? Did you successfully GO APE?John, Mr Bigsby mentioned your sartorial style - but at the interview did they mention you have to wear a gorilla suit and sing these lyrics?:I go ape every time I see you smileI'm a ding dong gorilla and I'll carry you cave man styleI'm gonna bump you on the head and love you all the whileWell, I'm a monkey's uncle who's a cousin to a chimpanzeeLike I was reelin' and a rockin' and a swingin' from a coconut treeOh, honey can't you see you bring out the monkey business in meRanga tanga ring ting tong, I'm related to old King KongHoney won't you say you're mineWith a honky tonky monkey shineWhen you hold my hand I'm a pre-historic man, I go ape!Like a barrel on monkeys on an abadaba honeymoonI go squealin' and a screechin' and a howlin' like a big baboonWell baby I'll explode if you don't come and kiss me soon, yae yaaOhh, honey you know that I'm gonna be true to youI'll keep you in bananas and bring you coconuts tooAnd we'll settle down in the nearest county zoo, wohRanga tanga ring ting tong, I'm related to old King Kong, wooHoney won't you say you're mineWith a honky tonky monkey shineWhen you hold my hand I'm a pre-historic man, I go ape!YouTube - Neil Sedaka - I Go Ape(1959) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 this guy looks familar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Yeah yeah, laugh it up, fuck-o. I'll get you back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Who: Nef CWhere: QMLWhen: Right now....Doing: Being handsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 I never see anyone in the QML. I don't really hang around though, just gets my books and then scurry back to my hole/office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 I've probably walked past Moose/Nef C/KarmaTsunami/assorted others and not even known. Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 I've probably walked past Moose/Nef C/KarmaTsunami/assorted others and not even known. Weird.You'd know if you walked past me. I'm really handsome/ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 SPOTTED: SpoonieLOCATION: The 'Fun, but I'm not sure why' thread(also a dead ringer for 2secondsofhate; it's nearly a bassist convention) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 You'd know if you walked past me. I'm really handsome/ginger.8o You're the one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 SPOTTED: SpoonieLOCATION: The 'Fun, but I'm not sure why' thread(also a dead ringer for 2secondsofhate; it's nearly a bassist convention)I did wonder if it was Jamie, it's not, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 11, 2011 Report Share Posted March 11, 2011 The guy in the middle looks like my mate Colin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 I've another Nef C stalk.....well it looked like him, zooming past my bus on a bike....but he was so blurry I'm not 100% sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 I stalked Nef C twice on campus yesterday. Once in The Hub, talking to a tall girl, and once outside The Hub. He's everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Christy at Pittodrie the night. NPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Christy at Pittodrie the night. NPS.Sounds like you missed an opportunity to stalk Shaki too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Sounds like you missed an opportunity to stalk Shaki too.And me. 8-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 I was in the food bit in Zeste today. Don't think Moose was working, so no free soup. Maybe tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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