Lemonade Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Delicious apple and blackberry crumble.Never realised how easy this shit is to make.I loosely followed this recipe but changed a lot of the quantities as I had loooooooads of apples.2kg apples, peeled and cored. Cut them into chunks and bash them into a large saucepan. Add 3 cups of water and a lot of sugar. Boil it until it's mushy, like the texture of apple sauce. Taste it. If it's not sweet enough, add more sugar. Once it's done, stir in the blackberries, a couple of spoons of cinnamon, and spoon it into casserole dishes.For the topping, mix 500g plain flour with 225g of butter. Mush it up with your hands until it's like breadcrumbs. Add 250g demerara sugar. Spread it over the fruit, flatten it so it's even and get it into all the edges. Bang it in the oven for 30 minutes. Done. Fruity goodness. Serve with lovely custard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Tonight, we're going to make Ploughman Burgers, by stuffing branston pickle and grated cheese into the mincemeat before mashing them into patties. I don't know what sort of success it will bring, and we don't have a recipe or guideline, but considering I like meat, cheese and branston pickle, it should probably turn out great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Tonight, we're going to make Ploughman Burgers, by stuffing branston pickle and grated cheese into the mincemeat before mashing them into patties. I don't know what sort of success it will bring, and we don't have a recipe or guideline, but considering I like meat, cheese and branston pickle, it should probably turn out great.I tried this once before with sun-dried tomatoes or something, and fucked it right up. I recall not dicing the tomatoes finely enough, and having huge chunks to contend with. Also the burgers just fell to bits in the pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Yeah, mine always fall to bits if I fry. Grilling seems to bring better results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Yeah, mine always fall to bits if I fry. Grilling seems to bring better results.Do you make the burgers and then put them straight in the frying pan? Might want to try sticking them in the fridge for ten or twenty minutes if you do. Otherwise just make sure you press them together enough and they shouldn't fall apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Ploughmans Burgers!I'll try to be a specific as I can remember with the measurements (Disclaimer: Weightwatchers cheese was on sale. It also melts good because it's not very fatty)Mince, Branston, Cheese.Punch a hole into the middle of a fuckload of mince, and pour in a few man-sized dollops of Branston. More if you're hard. Less if you're gay.Lob it around a bit until it's all mixed in.Punch a hole in your Mince and Branston. Fill your fist full of cheese. Throw cheese in. Put in more cheese, because a fist isn't enough.Throw it all together until cheese and pickle stops falling out of it.Shape them into round slabs roughly twice the size of regular burgers.Cook them, idiot.Stop cooking them.Get in my gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 I like that you added more cheese on top when you put them in the bun, and I don't even like cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 A fair bit of the cheese melted out on the skillet, so it could do with a little more. The cheese on top of Smoked Applewood. Special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Woah Woah... Is that some kind of whole grain bun?!Sesame topped or flour dusted plain White bap it has to be for burgers! Other than that, good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Tea tonight- grilled langoustines. Fucking yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Woah Woah... Is that some kind of whole grain bun?!Sesame topped or flour dusted plain White bap it has to be for burgers! Other than that, good job.I have no idea what kind of bun it was actually, other than the softest bun in all of Morrisons. Seriously soft. I'm more picky about softness than grain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Those burgers would have been good if you hadn't fucked them up with all that cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 15, 2010 Report Share Posted October 15, 2010 Those burgers would have been good if you hadn't fucked them up with all that cheese.Dry your eyes, get some cheese in you and put your knickers on and make me a cup of tea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 11, 2010 Report Share Posted November 11, 2010 The missis bought a slow cooker a few weeks ago. A few weeks ago, I could have never comprehended something taking longer being better because I'm horribly impatient. Slow cooked food is the bomb though. We had a joint of beef on Sunday which we cooked all day, and it was glorious. Didn't even need to carve it. It just fell apart. Had it with as many Yorkshire Puddings we could fit on the plate. Proper Yorkies too. Not frozen ones. I'm not a hideous cunt who buys frozen Yorkies. Unforgivable that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted November 11, 2010 Report Share Posted November 11, 2010 thank you kindly:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 We haven't had a post in here for a while..... so thought some of you might like to try these two recipes..... so f*ckin' yummy.....Sizzled Chicken with Parsley MashServes 4 (400 Cals per serving)Prep time 20minsCooking time 35mins (please note tsp=teaspoon... Tbsp=Tablespoon)Ingredients25g (1 oz) Plain Flour2 tsp Dried Sage450g (1 lb) Skinless, Boneless Chicken Breast (cut into chunks)2 Tbsp Vegtable Oil (I use extra virgin olive oil)4 Garlic Cloves (finely sliced)1 Large Onion (Sliced, NOT chopped)2 - 3 Eating Apples (cored, unpeeled, cut into mediun sized wedges)1 Chicken Stock cube disolved in 150ml (1/4 pint) of hot water150ml (1/4 pint) of Unsweetened Apple Juice125g (4.1/2oz) Mushrooms (sliced) (we use chestnut mushrooms)For the Mashed Potatoe.....700g (1 lb 9oz) Potatoes (cut into chunks)4 Tbsp Semi-Skimmed Milk2 Tbsp Fresh Chopped Parsley1 knob of Butter or MargarineSalt & Freshly Ground Black Pepper (to your taste)(Reserve small amount of chopped parsley to garnish dish)Method1. Sprinkle the flour and dried sage onto a plate and add salt & pepper to taste, roll the chicken chunks in this mixture to fully coat the chicken2. Heat the oil in a large non-stck saucepan and add the chicken chunks, cooking over a medium heat until lightly browned on all sides.... then add the garlic, onion slices and apple wedges, and saute' for about 3 minutes.3. Add the stock and apple juice, bring to the boil, then cover and cook over a LOW heat for 20 - 25 minutes..... adding the mushrooms after approx 15 minutes.4. Meanwhile, cook the potatoes in slightly salted water, until tender, mash well, using the milk & butter/margarine..... add the parsley, strring well, season with salt & pepper....Serve with the chicken, garnishing the dish with a little of the fresh parsley !(Variations.... use Garlic & Herb or Onion & Chive in the Mashed Potatoe)Enjoyand.....Lemon Chicken with Leeks & Risotto RiceServes 4 (350 Cals per serving)Prep time 15minsCooking time 30mins (please note tsp=teaspoon... Tbsp=Tablespoon)Ingredients2 Tbsp Olive Oil1 - 2 Leeks (rinsed and finely chopped)125g (4.1/2ozs) Risotto Rice1 Chicken stock cube (disolved in 600ml (1 pint) hot water)2 Tbsp Plain Flour1 tsp Ground GingerFinely grated zest of 1 Lemon (when grated... squeeze for juice and set aside)4 Medium, skinless, boneless Chicken Breasts2 Tbsp Light Soy Sauce50g Frozen Garden PeasSalt & Freshly ground Black PepperTo serve.....Lemon SlicesFresh Herbs (optional)Method1. Heat the oil in a large saucepan and add the Leeks & Rice. Saute' gently, stirring until the rice looks translucent (about 3 mins) Add the stock, one ladleful at a time, allowing the rice to absorb the liquid before adding the next ladleful....continue doing this until almost all the stock is absorbed.2. Meanwhile, mix together the flour, ginger and Lemon zest and season with salt & pepper. Roll the chicken breasts in this mixture.3. Pre-heat the Grill..... Mix together the Lemon Juice and Soy Sauce... Arrange the chicken breasts on the grill pan and brush with the Lemon/Soy mixture... Grill under a medium heat for approx 8 mins each side (brush on more Lemon/Soy mixture as required)4. Check that the Rice is cooked...it should be creamy and tender, add the Peas and cook for 2 - 3 mins more, to cook them through.5. Pile the Rice onto warmed plates and arrange the chicken breasts on top. Garnish with Lemon slices and Herbs (if using)then serve.....(Note.... Make sure you use genuine Risotto rice for the best results... Long Grain Rice does NOT work as it does not absorb enough liquid to become soft & creamy)let me know if you make them and if you liked em'..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted February 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 The missis bought a slow cooker a few weeks ago. A few weeks ago, I could have never comprehended something taking longer being better because I'm horribly impatient. Slow cooked food is the bomb though. We had a joint of beef on Sunday which we cooked all day, and it was glorious. Didn't even need to carve it. It just fell apart. Had it with as many Yorkshire Puddings we could fit on the plate. Proper Yorkies too. Not frozen ones. I'm not a hideous cunt who buys frozen Yorkies. Unforgivable that.I got my mum's old relic passed on and it's ace...I am sure they are making a come back as I have ear loads of people getting them recently!I also did a roast beef dinner which was awesome, added oxo, red wine, worcester and black pepper to the water while it cooked away to a melt in your mouth mass of beefiness I sliced and added back into the now gravy at the end before serving YUM! I also got my mums yorkie pus recipe which I tried for the first time and was so chuffed when it worked...om nom indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 we've got allotments at my work and someone gave me some fresh pak choi yesterday. not really knowing what to do i thought i'd steam it and make little pak choi parcels full of prawns and bacon. it was awesome!i fried the prawns and bacon together in a teaspoon of tom yum paste, a wee sprinkle of ground coriander and some all spice. then put dollops of them on the pak choi leaves and folded them over. it's awesome! so fecking tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Anyone else use/seen this site Foodspotting? I think it's brilliant. Take a photo of food you've bought, upload it via your iphone or whatever and pick the restaurant/cafe. Then other people can see what kind of food is around them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonz Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 The International Food Festival is back this weekend. I've never actually been before.Anyone got any recommendations on decent stuff to pick up? I'm tempted to pick up a few Chorizo sausages or the like and make a fine sausage pasta mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 The International Food Festival is back this weekend. I've never actually been before.Anyone got any recommendations on decent stuff to pick up? I'm tempted to pick up a few Chorizo sausages or the like and make a fine sausage pasta mix.I don't know about sourcing ingredients but I always buy food to eat there. The german sausage stand is amazing. As is the burger place that does stuff like kangaroo burgers.some nice ornaments and knick knacks there too. And a hooring load of cheeses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 A wheel of cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Fuck just getting the wheel...xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonz Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 A wheel of cheese.And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.Nipped down for a quick half hour over lunch just now. There's a particularly fine Chilli cheese I sampled, not sure I could cope with a lot of it though.The Oriental Noodles stand looked amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Thinking I might pop along tomorrow or Sunday. Love going to this thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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