Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Someone comes in and does it every now and again in the bar i work in, and i sit shitting myself worrying if i remembered to pay for the can of Irn Bru i had two weeks ago.WTF is this? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 He's skipping ahead of himself, referring to the stocktaking that was mentioned earlier. Too cool for the Reply button. Only bitches use the Reply button. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 excuses excuses excuses.I was off for our stock take. thank fuck. and someone else got the job of rechecking everything and labelling it all. thank fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Getting my lunch at work pinched out of the fridge. I wasn't hungry at lunchtime, so I was planning on sinking into it at about half 2. Someone must've thought "Hey, lunchtime has passed and this chancer's not had his butty yet" and had away with it. If I wore elbow pads, I'd be taking one off now and throwing it into the roaring crowd.If you smell... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 That's a right scummy bastardin' thing to do. I would never imagine stealing someone's food. If biscuits/cakes/chocolates are out on the side, they're fair game. But to go in to the fridge and take something that isn't yours? Bastards. Find who it is and castrate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 You should definitely wipe your taint with some ham and make a spare tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Parcel companies/delivery drivers.Got a text at 8am from O2 saying my package was dispatched and would be with me. So stayed in rather than going to work to get it. Was able to do some work at home, but definitely not all that needed done. Sat and waited and waited and waited...Checked the online tracking service..."Nobody to receive, Card left". WTF?!?! You fucking liar. My buzzer never went, no knock on the door, nothing. And there was no card of any description left either. So basically you're too thick to figure out how to deliver to a flat, or you're a fucking liar.5 hours of sitting in waiting for it not to arrive for nothing. Phoning was no help either "Em, we cant get a hold of the Aberdeen station". Just fuck you. Fuck off. You're cunts. It's not hard to figure out how to deliver to my flat. Domino's gets it right EVERY FUCKING TIME. So I call that you were just lying and didnt even attempt to deliver it. Cunt.I'm fucking raging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 People mentioning food like Domino's when I'm on a diet. Fuck you.I'm fucking raging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliGeez Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Stuck up musicians 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Parcel companies/delivery drivers.Got a text at 8am from O2 saying my package was dispatched and would be with me. So stayed in rather than going to work to get it. Was able to do some work at home, but definitely not all that needed done. Sat and waited and waited and waited...Checked the online tracking service..."Nobody to receive, Card left". WTF?!?! You fucking liar. My buzzer never went, no knock on the door, nothing. And there was no card of any description left either. So basically you're too thick to figure out how to deliver to a flat, or you're a fucking liar.5 hours of sitting in waiting for it not to arrive for nothing. Phoning was no help either "Em, we cant get a hold of the Aberdeen station". Just fuck you. Fuck off. You're cunts. It's not hard to figure out how to deliver to my flat. Domino's gets it right EVERY FUCKING TIME. So I call that you were just lying and didnt even attempt to deliver it. Cunt.I'm fucking raging.They lie alot, as do Royal Mail. I think they just end up being nowhere near your side of town, so just enter "card left" on their handheld thing. Or they are parked outside JG Ross with a bag of butteries and a bacon roll, instead of delivering the parcels.That's usually when I ring up and yell. I can sort of accept the excuse of having too many parcels, and will overflow onto the next day, but saying they left a card when they didn't leave a card is just pure lying, and they deserve an earbashing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 People mentioning food like Domino's when I'm on a diet. Fuck you.I'm fucking raging.Dump your girlfriend and have a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Ken grow a pair, man on a diet, never heard so much shite in all my life, just dont sit around eating domino's and flying woks everyday and you will be fine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Parcel companies/delivery drivers.Got a text at 8am from O2 saying my package was dispatched and would be with me. So stayed in rather than going to work to get it. Was able to do some work at home, but definitely not all that needed done. Sat and waited and waited and waited...Checked the online tracking service..."Nobody to receive, Card left". WTF?!?! You fucking liar. My buzzer never went, no knock on the door, nothing. And there was no card of any description left either. So basically you're too thick to figure out how to deliver to a flat, or you're a fucking liar.5 hours of sitting in waiting for it not to arrive for nothing. Phoning was no help either "Em, we cant get a hold of the Aberdeen station". Just fuck you. Fuck off. You're cunts. It's not hard to figure out how to deliver to my flat. Domino's gets it right EVERY FUCKING TIME. So I call that you were just lying and didnt even attempt to deliver it. Cunt.I'm fucking raging.I've got the exact same thing happening at the moment. The tracking site says they've left cards the last 2 days which is utter bullshit.I had a worse experience a couple weeks ago when a driver signed for the package himself and marked it as delivered then didn't bother turning up to my flat with it for another 3 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Nahh, I want to eat healthier. And when I get paid it's back to the gym too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 chandler.jpgWhoopaah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 It's just, I have a really big willy, but my gut and general unfitness deters potential mates. My big cock was once a gift, but now it's a curse. Staring at me every morning, reminding me of having something so glorious that I just can't use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Nah mate, its the fact your butt ugly. Nothing to do with your puberty beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 And you're also a fully grown man who likes cats. I think girls see you as their potential gay best friend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Fuck you Soda, cats rule. Anyway you cant mention cats outwith the cats thread, so you should be on the end of a banning, Lucky where are you??!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 He's reminiscing about how he met us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 I've got the exact same thing happening at the moment. The tracking site says they've left cards the last 2 days which is utter bullshit.I will go fucking radge if they do the same tomorrow. Lucky the missus is off work so she can stay in and I don't miss work, but I want my fucking package. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Royal Mail saying they left a card on the 15th when they didn't. They did leave one on the 16th though, and I collected that parcel on the Friday. No mention at the time that I had another uncollected parcel, with the same name and address on it. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Fed Ex I think, left a card for my mrs then delivered it the next day without her asking them to. Luckily I was in. Also, play delivered something to a neighbour and didn't give us a card. Cuntnuggets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 People mentioning food like Domino's when I'm on a diet. Fuck you.I'm fucking raging.I've teen shites fatter than you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 It's all about a healthy diet and getting fit. Back to the gym next month. I enjoy it, I don't enjoy being 25 quid worse off though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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