Paranoid Android Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 [/jakebassistpost] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 This is just weird and creepy. Not amusing like a Scandavian Nympho offering sex for wifi.Technically she was either offering sex AND wifi or wifi for sex. Not sex for wifi.xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 This is just weird and creepy. Not amusing like a Scandavian Nympho offering sex for wifi.I think the dude was Indian, I'm not sure if he was being a creep and expecting to get his dirty paws all over her, or if it was just a cultural thing, I've got a mate who works in India and he says with the overpopulation and poor wages it's perfectly normal for to have 3 or 4 people sleeping in one room / bed. All the engineers curl up together and have a nap in the office at lunchtime. It all sounds very cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I don't like shitting in public places. So technically not a post after my own heart, but a delightful read nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I think the dude was Indian, I'm not sure if he was being a creep and expecting to get his dirty paws all over her, or if it was just a cultural thing, I've got a mate who works in India and he says with the overpopulation and poor wages it's perfectly normal for to have 3 or 4 people sleeping in one room / bed. All the engineers curl up together and have a nap in the office at lunchtime. It all sounds very cute.Like puppies with moustaches and pushy parents.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I think the dude was Indian, I'm not sure if he was being a creep and expecting to get his dirty paws all over her, or if it was just a cultural thing, I've got a mate who works in India and he says with the overpopulation and poor wages it's perfectly normal for to have 3 or 4 people sleeping in one room / bed. All the engineers curl up together and have a nap in the office at lunchtime. It all sounds very cute.In An Idiot Abroad you see people who are all planning on sleeping in the tiniest space at the back of a "restaurant". Awful stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I should add another thing that has annoyed me about my current flat hunt.A mate of mine was also just looking for a place. First place he looked at was a good flat in a good location, sharing with 2 hot French ballet dancers. He moved in the following day. Dick.Best flat I saw was to be shared with a gay Buddhist who looked like Andre Agassi. And it was really expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 There was a decent flat in Bridge of Don that I phoned about with no answer, left a message. Then it was advertised once again. Then not again. Dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 You were probably too young. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 You were probably too young.I bet that girl from Rampage lived there. And she listened to the voicemail and just shook her head again. Bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 We once viewed a 3 bedroom flat which was one room with a bunk bed, a sofa bed and cooker and fridge in it. They wanted 800 p/m for it and two months rent as deposit.*EDIT* In regards to the bed sharing, I used to stay in a flat on Holland street which had a room with a single bed and a room with a double bed. Prior to me and my flatmae living there 4 Nigerian men lived there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I'm going to view a flat tonight in one of the dodgiest parts of town. I'll have all the prostitutes and drugs I can dream of withing 5 mins of my door!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I'm going to view a flat tonight in one of the dodgiest parts of town. I'll have all the prostitutes and drugs I can dream of withing 5 mins of my door!!Hope you get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 If the flat's good I'll probably take it and just hope I don't get robbed too often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Private let prices in this town are just far too expensive. 500 quid for a studio flat in some places is just extortionate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I've lived in some 'rough' areas and had no trouble at all. where abouts is this flat if you don't mind me asking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Private let prices in this town are just far too expensive. 500 quid for a studio flat in some places is just extortionate.That's why I moved back to the area i'm orginally from. Rental in town is stupidly expensive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I've lived in some 'rough' areas and had no trouble at all. where abouts is this flat if you don't mind me asking?I live in Barcelona, the area I'm talking about is called El Raval. It's right in the centre of the old town but is well known as a dodgy area. There's a street which has hookers out looking for business 24 hours a day. It's one of the most likely areas for tourists getting pick pocketed. If you do get robbed there are plenty of shops where you'll likely find your phone for sale the next day.It has quite a few cool bars in the area though and a couple of the better clubs are near by. There's also an absinthe bar which was supposedly frequented by Hemmingway and Gaudi back in the day. Unsurprisingly the hookers are around there. Tourists wasted on absinthe are quite a good target market for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Aye - flat or roomshare is Russian Roulette!I moved up here in '92 and quite a few changes of address for various reasons in the first year.In fact, I was recounting the story of the room I briefly rented in the basement flat of a house just off Bon Accord Street back in '92.The whole experience was a catalogue of disasters, but the final straw happened on the first weekend that I didn't go home . I was still playing in the Ayrshire Juniors and had promised the manager that I'd see the last few weeks of the season out, so I was going back to Killie on Fridays and travelling back on Sundays.Anyhoo, Saturday teatime and I'm watching telly when the landlady's two kids (boy 4, and girl, 2) appear at the door...Kids : "We're hungry"Me : "Where's your mummy"Kids : "She's sleeping, can you make us something...and we've both had little accidents"So I take them into the main part of the house and find her "sleeping" on the hall floor - she's absolutely plastered and I can't wake her at all. The place stinks of both shite (kids) and booze (her).I try looking through her phone book to see if I can find a number for a granny or an aunt or anybody, but she and her husband (who's offshore) had just moved down from Orkney, so there's no-one I can contact.So I bath and feed the kids, watch a bit of telly with them, then put them to bed and try waking Sleeping Ugly (she wisnae bonny) again.I then had a real panic - "how is all this going to look - I'm pretty much a complete stranger here" - so I phone Childline, who were great. The Police were called as well and I got the third degree initially, then commended for my actions.Needless to say, I was in new digs by Monday, though the husband sent me a letter via my work, apologising for the drama and thanking me for taking care of the kids.Russian Fucking Roulette. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 ahh gumtree http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/giving-my-soul-for-black-magicwitch-craft/88218493 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 ahh gumtree http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/giving-my-soul-for-black-magicwitch-craft/88218493What an idiot...he didn't state a price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Someone get him to pay to have his soul used then we split the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 The same unfunny cunt...again.*context: updated list for workers in our team; sent around team via Skype*1) Do this thing - Done.2) Do that thing. - coworker1, coworker2, coworker33) Do somehting else - coworker4.4) Compile things needed to be done5) Another thing6a) Clean toilets - Teabags.6b) Do actual work assignment - Teabags.HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THAT'S HILARIOUS. YEAH, I HAVE TO CLEAN THE TOILETS BEFORE DOING WORK. YES THAT'S HILARIOUS.What a fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Pineapple giving me that weird burny mouth sensation. I love pineapple. Why does it hate me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Pineapple giving me that weird burny mouth sensation. I love pineapple. Why does it hate me?Worth it. The next time you get curious after a wank it won't taste as bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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