Diesel Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THAT'S HILARIOUS. YEAH, I HAVE TO CLEAN THE TOILETS BEFORE DOING WORK. YES THAT'S HILARIOUS.What a fucking cunt.Teabags, I think we've skirted around the issue with this cunt long enough...take his jaw off the fucking hinge!For some inspiration, can I recommend some viewing?... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuJYLISCUjM...you're playing Carling (Ray Winstone) and UFCFW is playing Pongo Banks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I live in Barcelona, the area I'm talking about is called El Raval. It's right in the centre of the old town but is well known as a dodgy area. There's a street which has hookers out looking for business 24 hours a day. It's one of the most likely areas for tourists getting pick pocketed. If you do get robbed there are plenty of shops where you'll likely find your phone for sale the next day.It has quite a few cool bars in the area though and a couple of the better clubs are near by. There's also an absinthe bar which was supposedly frequented by Hemmingway and Gaudi back in the day. Unsurprisingly the hookers are around there. Tourists wasted on absinthe are quite a good target market for them.Sounds good so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 The same unfunny cunt...again.*context: updated list for workers in our team; sent around team via Skype*1) Do this thing - Done.2) Do that thing. - coworker1, coworker2, coworker33) Do somehting else - coworker4.4) Compile things needed to be done5) Another thing6a) Clean toilets - Teabags.6b) Do actual work assignment - Teabags.HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK THAT'S HILARIOUS. YEAH, I HAVE TO CLEAN THE TOILETS BEFORE DOING WORK. YES THAT'S HILARIOUS.What a fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Finding a fab cheap flat, with three ace guys, and the landlord picking a friend of her friend to stay instead E-mailing loads of people asking if rooms are still available, but no reply yet. Boohoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Phones going on the blink and missing out on a load of texts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Finding a fab cheap flat, with three ace guys,at this point I was confused and thought I might be in the ace-ic thread. I was getting ready to tell you how no good news about flats is welcome right now. and the landlord picking a friend of her friend to stay instead E-mailing loads of people asking if rooms are still available, but no reply yet. BoohooThen it turns out it's ok. moaning about flat hunting is definitely acceptable right now.I have a bed for tonight and tomorrow. After that it's all a bit uncertain. Seeing a place tomorrow I'm quite optimistic about and really I'll take anything. I'll just have to impress the potential flatmates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Do how they do in the movies and sleep under your desk and be awoken by a hot student coming in early for class and you're there with yer bed head and squint tie. You steal glances, but nothing happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 THEN BOOM the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 I have a bed for tonight and tomorrow. After that it's all a bit uncertain.Ten euros says you'll be pimping your arse out for hire down El Raval way by week's end.I jest! Good luck to you, I gave up on the russian roulette of flat mates five years ago after one of the last people I shared with did a moonlight flit 24 hours after changing the utilities into my name and having defaulted on 3 months rent. Unlucky for him that a friend at the time worked for a tracing agency and found him in a drug den with a massive pile of £50 notes under the floorboard.Back on topic: Embarrasing Bodies coming up on a channel hop whilst eating. Fucking BOKE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 19, 2011 Report Share Posted September 19, 2011 Do how they do in the movies and sleep under your desk and be awoken by a hot student coming in early for class and you're there with yer bed head and squint tie. You steal glances, but nothing happens.Until October my oldest students will be 14. I know you're young but still.....Ten euros says you'll be pimping your arse out for hire down El Raval way by week's end.For me it would a different area. Only latino ladies in el raval.I jest! Good luck to you, I gave up on the russian roulette of flat mates five years ago....I was hoping to. planned on leasing a flat with a mate before I realised how ridiculous it can be getting one here. standard seems to be 2 months deposit plus "contract fees" which can be up to a grand. Need to save up a bit more before I have that money spare to put down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Facebook refusing to delete photo albums in one go, even though there is an option for it. Now I have to go through it one photo at a cunting time./firstworldproblems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 A cheap studio flat was advertised last night on Gumtree, I text the woman as it was 9pm and I didn't want to fuck with her night routine etc... no reply, called just before 9am to see if I could view flat and line was engaged, left it a few minutes then called back and her voicemail wasn't turned one and the cunt refused to answer her phone. So I thought I'd just annoy the hell out of her and called on my break, and the fucker turned her phone off mid-ring. I sent a nice text just to annoy her even more.WHY ADVERTISE A FLAT WHEN YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF SPEAKING TO PEOPLE??!!!!On a positive side, viewed a flat tonight and the girl who lives there loves sci fi and action movies and also dislikes girly girls who bitch behind your back I find out tomorrow if I've been successful, but once she found out I bake all the time it was a "when can you move in?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maud 'dib Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 I hate Libtards. They wind me up. The kind of people that willfully deface a great mans Wiki page. I'm talking about Sir Ian Wood here- why on earth would you attribute quotes from Davros ( uber-mentalist and controller of the Daleks) to Sir Ian?pisses me off.It's nae funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 People getting annoyed by wikipedia entries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maud 'dib Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 People getting annoyed by wikipedia entries.Grinds my gears something terrible as well min. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 This awful video http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/fast_track/9533632.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 I hate Libtards. They wind me up. The kind of people that willfully deface a great mans Wiki page. I'm talking about Sir Ian Wood here- why on earth would you attribute quotes from Davros ( uber-mentalist and controller of the Daleks) to Sir Ian?pisses me off.It's nae funny.This post made my night. Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 Finding out that a gig I've been excited about for months has been cancelled two days before it was due to take place. I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason for it but 'COCKPISSPARTRIDGE' all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 20, 2011 Report Share Posted September 20, 2011 the guy at 3.30mins cannot be a local.Just seems like he went to a private school and got a good level of English. The sort of person to whom it doesn't matter than the ridiculous level of unemployment would be far worse without tourism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Finding out that a gig I've been excited about for months has been cancelled two days before it was due to take place. I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason for it but 'COCKPISSPARTRIDGE' all the same.Sort of in the same boat. Refused a City and Colour ticket (sort of) so I could see 36 crazyfists in Aberdeen then find out the tour's been cancelled... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Sort of in the same boat. Refused a City and Colour ticket (sort of) so I could see 36 crazyfists in Aberdeen then find out the tour's been cancelled...Serves you right for liking shit bands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Serves you right for liking shit bands.I don't understand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 36 Keraaaaazy Fists are a little bit guff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 36 Keraaaaazy Fists are a little bit guff.Nahh they're quite good, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 Their name sounds a bit to much like a bad kung fu movie/ extreme gay porn movie for me... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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