Woodsinho Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Please stop.Please.Stop. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 This new forum doesn't even seem to have a block user option, so their lad banter could have just appeared as a blank square. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Anything to stop being known as having a rotten arse.Pet Hate: Sky internet lately, like what's been said in the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Wait, you all thought this was "lad banter"? For shame. Don't you recognise true love when you see it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 The stupid drunk alcoholic screaming like a banshee on King Street last night at 4AM.One of our neighbours opened their window and told her to politely leave. To which she responded with booting our front door. Then she came back with a pole.Then I think she got bored, and wandered off to harass another neighbourhood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 My boss is a gigantic weeping dick.He's trying to foil my attempts at changing department (and landing a sweet job) by making me unavailable to sit a fucking 15 minute maths and english test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 The unfunny cunt strikes again."Think I'm going to order some food now. Cos you stopped me from ordering yesterday Teabags""No I didn't.""Yes you did. You said 'No, I don't want any, I'm not hungry.' *snigger-snigger-vile-awful-snigger-giggle*""No...I didn't"What a cunt.For the record, what I actually said the day before was "How long are we planning on staying tonight. I'm not too fussed if we're only staying for a short while" We have one of these in our office."3.00? This is a bit late to be taking lunch isn't it?Me - "Not really. I always take a late lunch. It makes the afternoon pass faster""I'm going to have to start calling you Joe!"Me - "Er.... why?""Well, Joe on our floor always takes a really late lunch". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 You should tell him you should call him Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 26, 2011 Report Share Posted September 26, 2011 Unfunny cunt is not just unfunny. He's also fucking stupid."I saw this guy yesterday. He had two phones. He's talking on one and the other one is ringing really loudly. I'm thinking; bloody hell is this guy a drug dealer?"Yes. 2 phones = drug dealer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 You should fake laugh at all his jokes and goad him into doing a standup open mic night.You should $hutt3r$p33d him!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 He fucking laughs at everything as well.*sitting opening various zips on my backpack looking for a CD I though I broke with me to work*Unfunny-cunt: "Hahahaha, what are you doing Teabags, ahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA"Teabags: "I'm opening and closing a bag. It's hardly the most exciting thing in the world."*silence* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 He fucking laughs at everything as well.I know how that feels - at my last place, we had a guy in the QA department who was like that.I'd bust my knee at football so badly that I couldn't bend it at all and was in agony. The lift is bust, so I'm trying to get down the stairs into Reception and this wankstain is actually LAUGHING at me.Me - "What do you find so fucking funny?"Him - "I'm sorry, it's not funny...it's just...mwah-hahahahhahaha....oh sorry, I can't....ho-h0-ho-ho....he-he-he-he, I don't mean to be...ha-ha-ha-ha..." - bent over with his hands on his knees.Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 I know how that feels - at my last place, we had a guy in the QA department who was like that.I'd bust my knee at football so badly that I couldn't bend it at all and was in agony. The lift is bust, so I'm trying to get down the stairs into Reception and this wankstain is actually LAUGHING at me.Me - "What do you find so fucking funny?"Him - "I'm sorry, it's not funny...it's just...mwah-hahahahhahaha....oh sorry, I can't....ho-h0-ho-ho....he-he-he-he, I don't mean to be...ha-ha-ha-ha..." - bent over with his hands on his knees.Cunt.You should've made yourself fall and make it look an accident and grab him for support and bring him with you. Get in a few punches while you're going down the stairs and he'll be none the wiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Falling down a flight of stairs with a broken leg as an excuse to sucker punch someone is a fucking terrible idea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Depends how much you really hate them. By the sounds of things Teabags would go through with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 When you're on the phone to someone, and everything you say, you can hear it again a second later, in some horrible muffled delay, so everything else you say makes you feel uncomfortbale because you're due to hear it again in your horrible phone voice.Does this happen to other people? Or is my work phone knackered? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 When you're on the phone to someone, and everything you say, you can hear it again a second later, in some horrible muffled delay, so everything else you say makes you feel uncomfortbale because you're due to hear it again in your horrible phone voice.Does this happen to other people? Or is my work phone knackered?I only ever get that when I'm phoning internationally. Or very occasional on a mobile with a bad signal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 I hate that too. Never sure exactly why it happens, it just seems to happen to me randomly every once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 It's awful. Especially if I'm explaining something in detail, and what I'm saying is being overlapped by what I said a few seconds ago. It's like I'm talking over myself. I'm such a rude cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Is it irrational that I hate it when people have their shoe laces untied and flapping around everywhere? I don't think it is. I think anyone who does it needs to belt up and stop being a fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 facebook without the most recent only option 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Is it irrational that I hate it when people have their shoe laces untied and flapping around everywhere? I don't think it is. I think anyone who does it needs to belt up and stop being a fanny.No I fucking hate this. Even more so if its raining! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Is it irrational that I hate it when people have their shoe laces untied and flapping around everywhere? I don't think it is. I think anyone who does it needs to belt up and stop being a fanny.Yes. Even more annoying when the person is wearing jeans that are fucked at the back because they're too long/baggy.Fucking tinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 oh ripped jeans are soooo fucking annoying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 27, 2011 Report Share Posted September 27, 2011 Yes. Even more annoying when the person is wearing jeans that are fucked at the back because they're too long/baggy.Fucking tinks.On this note...Folk that decide I need to see their boxer shorts because they can't fathom how to wear trousers properly. What are you doing? You've got a belt on those bloody jeans and you're using it wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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