Shaki Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Girls with spray tans. Just why? You're white, just be white. What guy has ever looked at a girl and thought "man I want to get with her tonight, that girl is so fucking TANNED!"Same category as big fake boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Girls with spray tans. Just why? You're white, just be white. What guy has ever looked at a girl and thought "man I want to get with her tonight, that girl is so fucking TANNED!"Well I've definitely looked at girls and thought they've had very attractive skin before. Nicely tanned. But yeah bad fake tans are shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Stagecoach cutting the Aberdeen-Alford service even more I work 10am to 6pm and now I have to either finish at 5 or not get home until 10pm... And that's with begging my parents to pick me up from Alford that late, or walk the 9 miles home. Pissed off doesn't cover it. Most services stop at Kemnay now, so even if I got picked up there I'd have worked half my shift just to cover my petrol fees.Really really really need to find a flatmate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Stagecoach cutting the Aberdeen-Alford service even more I work 10am to 6pm and now I have to either finish at 5 or not get home until 10pm... And that's with begging my parents to pick me up from Alford that late, or walk the 9 miles home. Pissed off doesn't cover it. Most services stop at Kemnay now, so even if I got picked up there I'd have worked half my shift just to cover my petrol fees.Really really really need to find a flatmate Awh for fuck sake when did they cut it even more?!?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 Really really really need to find a flatmate I need a flat/flatmate..Oh and eh, shame aboot the buses...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 I need a flat/flatmate..Oh and eh, shame aboot the buses......I have a feeling this is going to be love or murder either way im sure we will read about it in the EE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Stop using the forums to hit on girls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Tragic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 s'how I roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 She's not easily pleased, or so her internet persona suggests. In 6 months time, she'll be in the thread moaning about yr toxic ring piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 She's not easily pleased, or so her internet persona suggests. In 6 months time, she'll be in the thread moaning about yr toxic ring piece.One can dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 It gets cut on Monday, the Westhill service has been reduced too...HAHA I'm honestly not that bad, I seem to save my moans for the internet. But his toxic arse would gross me out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Jan is slandering my arse. In no way is it toxic. Just gives me a sore tummy.Pet Hate: Feeling really warm. Got a bit of a chest thing/cough and I feel horribly warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Yeah, but there is no way sore tummy shits wouldn't stink out the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 She's not easily pleased, or so her internet persona suggests. In 6 months time, she'll be in the thread moaning about yr toxic ring piece.Love that you give me 6 months, and not 6 days. See, I'm not that bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Oho, love connection.If there's a sweepy, put me down for 3 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Yeah, but there is no way sore tummy shits wouldn't stink out the place.Roses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Oho, love connection.If there's a sweepy, put me down for 3 months.Woah steady on, he's what, 19? Plus I'd break the poor boy and he'd never stop talking about me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Woah steady on, he's what, 19? Some girl came up to me in Rampage and reacted the same way when she found out I was 19 and I was all like "but you came up to me? Whaaaaat."I'm afraid I'd probably still post about my ex, but it'd give you something to moan about at least. Win Win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Stop using the forums to hit on girls.Maybe he learnt from Hog? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Woah steady on, he's what, 19? Plus I'd break the poor boy and he'd never stop talking about me... So how old are you, 30? 35?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Pet Hate: I'm pretty sure I've got pink eye. Definite Pet Hate.Sorry Slutbags, don't want to put your health at risk. Another life perhaps xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 I'm 24, but I like older guys so 19 feels a bit creepy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 I'll chip in for some stilts, a fake moustache and a cigarette to put behind his ear if it gets the sweepstake action on the go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 Don't worry I like older guys too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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