Guest Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 That would be true only if you were getting paid to eat those sandwiches and, because of your limited experience with other snacks. you had trouble finding better things to eat.Good point well made!It does annoy me that people moan about that sort of thing, though.I work in retail myself, I don't enjoy working with the general public and find them a great irritance a lot of the time but you know what I do? Shut the fuck up and stop moaning about it. Some of these rants are quite funny but on an everyday basis I find not moaning helps me get through the day, cos I just get my head down and get on with it and time flies by. But as I said, that's just me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 28, 2009 Report Share Posted December 28, 2009 That would be true only if you were getting paid to eat those sandwiches and, because of your limited experience with other snacks. you had trouble finding better things to eat.But it's not as if the only way from Customer Service is up... I guess you have to weigh up whether or not repetition is more soul destroying than dealing with needy, whinging people nipping at your head like a screaming child all day. I hate people so much that I'd rather bore myself stupid in a warehouse than sit on a till witnessing fully grown human beings fall to pieces over the tiniest of inconveniences, as if the world was about to cave in. Customer Service is full of it, where as watching stuff go past on a conveyor belt is just like watching the Generation Game for 8 hours a day. Piece of piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 There's just some days where is seems as if the arsehole bus has parked outside and the entire population of wankerville has joined the queue. Most days it's fine I just like to moan, women's logic is if we moan about it then it's off our chest and we don't dwell on it.So fuck off and let me bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Being constantly interrupted whenever I start to masturbate in the stationery cupboard at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Being constantly interrupted whenever I start to masturbate in the stationery cupboard at work.Silly boy. That's what disabled toilets are for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Silly boy. That's what disabled toilets are for.That's sick; I'm not disabled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 That's sick; I'm not disabled.That could be up for debate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 That could be up for debate.Well, not physically in any sense. One could argue being 4ft 5" or however tall you are is a disability, if one so chose.And I don't count being ginger as being a disability. Its an ability. Ability to be left alone at speed dating nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted December 29, 2009 Report Share Posted December 29, 2009 There's just some days where is seems as if the arsehole bus has parked outside and the entire population of wankerville has joined the queue. Most days it's fine I just like to moan, women's logic is if we moan about it then it's off our chest and we don't dwell on it.So fuck off and let me bitch i thought that was what blokes do? i thought women let it stew for approximately 6-8 weeks, until the meat is tender then bring it up at the most unnecessary moment when most people have forgotten not only the incident, but the entire day and all relating material.Or am i confusing men and women again.......is that why i keep waking up with a sore ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Di-fucking-rect cunting Line bastard Car buggering In-twatting-surance.Shower of tossers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Di-fucking-rect cunting Line bastard Car buggering In-twatting-surance.Shower of tossers.I've heard that before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 I've heard that before.They have our registration down as FW09. Our car is SW09. Can't get Tax online as the records for our car cannot be found. Bastards. The breathy twat from the Midlands I spoke to on their customer helpline was a bellend also. Not fucking impressed, might just change insurance companies now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 They have our registration down as FW09. Our car is SW09. Can't get Tax online as the records for our car cannot be found. Bastards. The breathy twat from the Midlands I spoke to on their customer helpline was a bellend also. Not fucking impressed, might just change insurance companies now.If you were to be stopped by the police you'd get done for no insurance as well. The insurance company would leave you hanging as well... Not ideal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 If you were to be stopped by the police you'd get done for no insurance as well. The insurance company would leave you hanging as well... Not ideal.Exactly. Not fucking happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Fitted sheets when the ping off the corners of your bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Fitted sheets when the ping off the corners of your bedOne of a number of frustrations surrounding the application of bed linen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 One of a number of frustrations surrounding the application of bed linen.another being when you are shaking the duvet cover with corresponding duvet inside to try and get the mother-flippa down in to the corners only to smack the lampshade off the light,and being either forced to put the duvet down and locate the shade from the other side of the room or stop the light from swinging away like a chimp on a tyre swing cos it makes you feel like you are tripping balls.....or is that just me....?( 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 women's logic is if we moan about it then it's off our chest and we don't dwell on it.o_OFucking hell, if only... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 new fancy lambert and butler fag packets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 new fancy lambert and butler fag packetsHow is the new packaging annoying? Did they not used to be slidey numbers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 How is the new packaging annoying? Did they not used to be slidey numbers?am talking about the slidey one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 o_OFucking hell, if only...I said dwell on it, not remember about it and bring it up when we're pisssed/annoyed a few months down the line haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Jane Austen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Jane Austen.You must spread, etcYeah, as an avid fan of english literature (I hope to be doing a masters next year in it) I honestly cannot fathom the popularity of some writers, Austen and Laurie fucking Lee being two main culprits.I realise it's a beautiful style of writing, very poetic and prosaic etc but it's so slow paced, with little or no interesting plotlines. Horribly mediocre.Actually Jon, you've reminded me- I'm sure inadvertently- how much I hate Laurie motherfuckin' Lee and Cider with motherfuckin' Rosie. Worst book I have ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 You must spread, etcYeah, as an avid fan of english and scottish literature (I hope to be doing a masters next year in it) I honestly cannot fathom the popularity of some writers, Austen and Laurie fucking Lee being two main culprits.I realise it's a beautiful style of writing, very poetic and prosaic etc but it's so slow paced, with little or no interesting plotlines. Horribly mediocre.Actually Jon, you've reminded me- I'm sure inadvertently- how much I hate Laurie motherfuckin' Lee and Cider with motherfuckin' Rosie. Worst book I have ever read.La-dee-da. Get you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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