Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 La-dee-da. Get you. Aye but at the moment I'm working at Next in the Bon Accord centre. Too big and ugly for the shop floor most of the time so I get chucked into the back room to lift boxes.I'm trying no to get ideas above my station, ken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Just kidding witchu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 People with shit ringtones in public (especially bars). I'm not talking about the ones to take ages to grab the phone out of their coat pocket, it's the cunts who grab it, then spend ages staring at the fucker before answering! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 The palpable sexual tension between me and my octogenarian neighbour whose dog I sometimes walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 People who will only drink Guinness/Tennents if it's 'extra cold'. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 People who will only drink Guinness/Tennents if it's 'extra cold'. Fuck off.How dare people have a preference....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Grit. Where is it? Why don't we have enough of it? My street has been a feckin' ice rink for a week now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Grit. Where is it? Why don't we have enough of it? My street has been a feckin' ice rink for a week now.It seems to be one of the many things that the council now regard as out of their boundary of responsibility. Unless it is a main thoroughfare, forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 It seems to be one of the many things that the council now regard as out of their boundary of responsibility. Unless it is a main thoroughfare, forget it.I like how they can steam-clean the chuddie off the pavement outside the townhouse though.Crampons it is then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Grit. Where is it? Why don't we have enough of it? My street has been a feckin' ice rink for a week now.Beach Boulevard has been an absolute nightmare since before Christmas. I'm fed up of the Council. So much so that i'm actually thinking of running for Council myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Beach Boulevard has been an absolute nightmare since before Christmas. I'm fed up of the Council. So much so that i'm actually thinking of running for Council myself.I'd like to see someone run on a pro-grit platform. Someone chock fulla grit. Someone ready to roll their sleeves up and get into the nitty gritty of it. Someone with a shovel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 I'd like to see someone run on a pro-grit platform. Someone chock fulla grit. Someone ready to roll their sleeves up and get into the nitty gritty of it. Someone with a shovel.I've been told I have the right amount of grit-up-and-go for this sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 I've been told I have the right amount of grit-up-and-go for this sort of thing.People like you are the salt of the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 This is something I feel you should plough on with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 He'd be sand in the current regimes vaseline, thats for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 It's snow use saying you'll run. Grit your skates on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 It would be so-dium of you not to go ahead with this.(I give up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Calls a spade a spade, an ideal candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Calls a spade a spade, an ideal candidate.Woooaaaaaaaaah! I'm no Racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Woooaaaaaaaaah! I'm no Racist!Quite racist, assuming I'm talking about ethnicity in a largely shovel and snow based run of puns... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Quite racist, assuming I'm talking about ethnicity in a largely shovel and snow based run of puns...I war growing tired of the saltcapades. Just because i recognise a racial slur doesn't make me a racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 I war growing tired of the saltcapades. Just because i recognise a racial slur doesn't make me a racist.Ah but assuming that a "spade" is the literal formal name for a race is, when I said he'd call a spade a spade...actually you know what? I've confused myself and tripped up what was already a very half hearted and ill advised rebuttal....I hate it when you get out of the shower and then start sweating again instantly, before deoderant has a chance to coat the underarm. Pain in the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Ah but assuming that a "spade" is the literal formal name for a race is, when I said he'd call a spade a spade...actually you know what? I've confused myself and tripped up what was already a very half hearted and ill advised rebuttal....I hate it when you get out of the shower and then start sweating again instantly, before deoderant has a chance to coat the underarm. Pain in the arse.You think about things too much. Kiss my grits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 You think about things too much. Kiss my grits.This thread lead me to my education of what grits are. Essentially a maize porridge (with various optional extras), grits have been an American staple for hundreds of years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 There's a big fuck-off grit bucket at the end of my street, but am I fuck going out with a shovel to grit the pavement myself. Instead I'm going to slip on my ass every time I go out to my car and spend more time writing a letter to the Evening Express about how incensed I am about the icy pavements than I would by just spreading some grit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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