Paranoid Android Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 I'm just a coward and only pick on someone who is already down.........and makes bad jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 I'm just a coward and only pick on someone who is already down.........and makes bad jokes Quit being a gobshite, you little bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Nothing little about my bollocks ye geebag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Apart from the size.Equal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Yes, the two of them are about equal size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 I meant we're now equal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 I got that. I twisted your meaning because I'm a top quality jokester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Back to pet hates. Going back to work after holidays. I've never felt less enthusiastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Phone in ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 I'd feel like a dick phoning in sick though. Someone else would have to take my students into their class. Which would be quite confusing seeing as this is the first day of the year for these classes.And I've just had 6 weeks holiday. I can probably push myself to teach for 3 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Haha fair enough. I always feel guilty phoning in. Even when I'm ill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 I'm not sure if I've ever phoned in sick without being ill. If I have it was probably close to ten years ago.And I've never even won an employee of the month award.Nice guys finish last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Pet hate: Being the bad guy in bed.don't worry ladiez, only 70% of the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Pet hate: Being the bad guy in bed.Who was the good guy in bed? Did you not give him a reach-a-round or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Who was the good guy in bed? Did you not give him a reach-a-round or something? Nice guys finish last.I hope you were just kidding with that Teabags... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Pffft, am I the type of person to make jokes? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted September 15, 2011 Report Share Posted September 15, 2011 Yeah, shit ones. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 People with really shit senses of humour.Unfunny-cunt-from-work: Who's that comedian that *coworker* went to see? Me: Jerry Sadowitz.Unfunny-cunt-from-work: Not Jerry Springer, he he.Me:.......No. Jerry Sadowitz.*uncomfortable silence*Other example from RIGHT before that conversation.*context: person form work is off ill. tell other coworker from US he is ill in a skype convo"Unfunny-cunt-from-work: He has a hole in his eye.Coworker: A hole in his eye?Me: Yep.Unfunny-cunt-from-work: Teabags had a big pointy stick.Unfunny-cunt-from-work: In other words, his penis.*Unfunny-cunt BURSTS OUT LAUGHING LOUDLY in his chair**uncomfortable silence* Fuck me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 16, 2011 Report Share Posted September 16, 2011 Unfunny Cunts From Work should be hung by the ankles from lamposts, disemboweled and left there as a warning to other Potential Unfunny Cunts From WorkI've encountered dozens over the years and the worst kind are those who tear the fucking arse out of a joke and laugh like fuck at their own pathetic attempts at humour.Example :UFCFW : "What's your surname"Me : "Quinn"UFCFW : "QUINN? - Ho-Ho-Ho that's a MIGHTY fine name - eh? eh? geddit?, geddit?" before bursting into a toe-curling rendition of the Bob Dylan/Mannfred Mann classic.FOUR fucking years of that I took and when he finally got sacked for imcompetence, I got a verbal warning for doing a mad hat-and-cane tap dance in the middle of the office....whilst he was clearing his desk! Cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Regarding unfunny cunts from work, I'd like to throw in people who quote from Little Britain (or similar).eg:"We're out of milk. Can I get some petty cash to nip to the shop?""Lets see". *fakes typing* "Computer says no....."Yeah that was funny once, in 2003. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Trying to cycle when drunk and then falling off.Actually I'm mostly pretty good at cycling when drunk but yesterday I tried to give someone a backy. I've never even given a backy sober. Now I have a very sore ankle and back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Wanna hang out?Yeah ok.Cool I'll give you a text.wait... wait... wait...text them.wait...go to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Regarding unfunny cunts from work, I'd like to throw in people who quote from Little Britain (or similar).eg:"We're out of milk. Can I get some petty cash to nip to the shop?""Lets see". *fakes typing* "Computer says no....."Yeah that was funny once, in 2003.You're wrong.That was never funny.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Wanna hang out?Yeah ok.Cool I'll give you a text.wait... wait... wait...text them.wait...go to bed.Slutbags leading you on is she?xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted September 18, 2011 Report Share Posted September 18, 2011 Slutbags leading you on is she?xxI can't think of anything witty to say to this. So I'll just say no it wisnae her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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