ashhh Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 my pet hate is whatever fucking numbskull smashed into my parked car overnight, ruined my driver's side, rear passenger door and drove off. thanks a lot. went to see about it this morning and the door's not repairable, so it's an insurance claim. yeah seriously thanks again you fucking idiot, my insurance premium as a new, young ish driver certainly wasn't high enough before you ploughed into my car. very upset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 It's not your pet hate to judge though, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 having one ear blocked with wax and not being able to get it sorted until Monday. This is fucking annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 having one ear blocked with wax and not being able to get it sorted until Monday. This is fucking annoying.You need to start washing min. I'll buy you a drink tonight to cheer you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 my pet hate is whatever fucking numbskull smashed into my parked car overnight, ruined my driver's side, rear passenger door and drove off. thanks a lot. went to see about it this morning and the door's not repairable, so it's an insurance claim. yeah seriously thanks again you fucking idiot, my insurance premium as a new, young ish driver certainly wasn't high enough before you ploughed into my car. very upset Are you Original Spies' "missus", or was there just a spate of aberdeen-music related hit and runs last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashhh Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Are you Original Spies' "missus", or was there just a spate of aberdeen-music related hit and runs last night?oh i am. i did not realise he had posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Post deleted coz someone already pointed out the glaringly obvious ab-music couple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lame Guitarist Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 I haven't either, I like sarnie nae keen on 'piece'Today's pet hate - eating too much at lunch....drinking a glass of wine doesn't help either!Thats not a pet hate unless someone forced it upon you! You can't have a pet hate thats self inflicted. tut tutpet hate today, the size of mars bars and snicker bars now. I could swear these things are getting an inch smaller every year. Either that or my hand is growing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 i couldn't stop myself!! ha ha soo fine (chiquittos) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 People who point out what is and what isn't a pet hate in the "Pet Hates!" thread.GIT AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Mounted unconsolidated core plugs which require trimming prior to testing.ARGH.I'm reading the words, but I have no fucking idea what that says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Arseholes phoning up my line of work who think I was born yesterday. Especially the one who phoned up today claiming that a bank arrestment on him was 'unfair', (he is several grand in debt) and started shouting his head off.I hung up on him in the end. Prick..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 having one ear blocked with wax and not being able to get it sorted until Monday. This is fucking annoying.You getting it syringed? I fucking love getting my lugs syringed. Mostly the result afterwards.Just make sure you get both done, even if its not blocked, or the other one will sound blocked in comparison. I made that mistake. It was fucking crap!On the plus side, as a bar trick, you'll be able to stuff your finger in your ear and then lick it, to gross people out, but you'll be totally fine because you won't get any wax for the next 6 months! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Ear syringing is ace. It's well tickly and fuzzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 It feels like someone is standing on the inside of your head with tiny tiny shoes. Or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 You have to go to the docs complaining about it first. They'll probably have a look in to make sure it's a fair bit waxy. Maybe say the amount of wax blocking your lug is hurting a bit, because they can't really prove that. Then they'll make you an appointment with a nurse to blast water into your lugs.I used to do it all the time when I was starting to feel a bit deaf. I looked forward to it. Like a milestone, as if I was going on holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 It really is ace. I haven't had mine done for about 3 years. That is upsetting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Had mine done for the first time a few months ago, a month of being deaf in one lug is beyond infuriating so when it finally got done I was like the proverbial dog with two dicks.The nurse had to stop as it was getting damn sore but it was still enough to clear it.Only downside is being dizzy as fuck for 5 minutes while your balance sorts itself out.You can do a DIY syringing by just standing side-on in the shower and let the water blast in. Lovely... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Ironic use of fashionable internet language in everyday conversation, used way too frequently and going full circle. 'For the win', 'fail' and 'oh em gee' make my teeth grind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Lolzers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 The english language is wonderful and should be played around with, don't get me wrong. But the slack jawed 'FAAAAAYUL' approach seems to be a bit of a dead end around now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perfect Stranger Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Bad grammar there / theiryour / you'reApostrophes where there shouldn't be.THERE'S NO NEED FOR IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Whenever someone really does do something worthy of Failblog is the only tme it is really funny when someone says it in my opinion.That's great news man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Being sick. I got sent home from work today with swine flu symptoms and i feel rotten. All aches and pains, sweating like crazy, thumping headache... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Massive blood blisters on my toe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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