Skubbs Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 It needs burning to the ground... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 The trolley boy in Hot Fuzz. King St Morrisons just reminds me in him. All the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 One of my pet hates is those homeless folk that sit outside Morrisons. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discotron Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 One of my pet hates is those homeless folk that sit outside Morrisons. Fuck off.The glue-huffing she-male that looks like the janitor from Scrubs is particularly an arsehole. She gets quite menacing at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Morrisons often smells like something died in the cheese aisle. It has a really odd vibe if you ask me. I'd sooner deal with an ASDA full of screaming kinds, to be honest, though I need Bisquick mix for my serious breakfast pancake addiction and I can't find it elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Every single one of their shoppers is freaky in some way, too. I only go there because it's about 20 feet away from my house.Ditto, there seems to be rash of mentally sub-normal dawdling idiots shopping there at the moment. Particularly mouth-breathing 'tards who love to stand TO CLOSE behind you when queuing up. I do enjoy watching their utter bewilderment with the self-service checkouts though....I always get ID'ed in there too, even if I'm on the way home from work wearing a suit, my girlfriend gets ID'ed almost everytime she buys booze. She's 28, I'm 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 The glue-huffing she-male that looks like the janitor from Scrubs is particularly an arsehole. She gets quite menacing at times.Is that the fat one of indeterminable gender with the walking stick? If so, she's so half-arsed about begging I barely notice her. Most of the people on that corner don't give a shit and are mostly hanging out with their mates. It's the whiny cunts on Union Street who piss me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discotron Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Is that the fat one of indeterminable gender with the walking stick? If so, she's so half-arsed about begging I barely notice her. Most of the people on that corner don't give a shit and are mostly hanging out with their mates. It's the whiny cunts on Union Street who piss me off.Thats the one. Usually slumped round the side of Morrisons or wandering around with a guy and his dog, gibbering loudly about someone who is a 'fucking eediot'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 I never give any money to beggars, ever. Fuck them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Me either. They'll just waste it on fags or booze. Plus, I worked for it, so it's mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Me either. They'll just waste it on fags or booze. Plus, I worked for it, so it's mine.Exactly. And I want to waste it on fags and booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Thats the one. Usually slumped round the side of Morrisons or wandering around with a guy and his dog, gibbering loudly about someone who is a 'fucking eediot'.First time I saw um, her I suppose, she had her iPod on the go in her characteristic Jabba The Hutt sprawl. I'm no expert on advanced begging techniques but I'm pretty sure that's a fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 I used to chuck a quid to beggars quite a lot until the day I gave to one sat outside Markies opposite the old FOPP on my way to get some CD's. On my way back he was sitting texting on a mobile phone. If you can afford credit on a mobile you can forget any more cash from me, I now refuse to give money to any of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Ditto, there seems to be rash of mentally sub-normal dawdling idiots shopping there at the moment. Particularly mouth-breathing 'tards who love to stand TO CLOSE behind you when queuing up. I do enjoy watching their utter bewilderment with the self-service checkouts though....I always get ID'ed in there too, even if I'm on the way home from work wearing a suit, my girlfriend gets ID'ed almost everytime she buys booze. She's 28, I'm 30.LOL I didn't want to go into too much detail because I thought I'd end up sounding like Hitler, you are right though. It is the shop of retards, vagrants, foreigners, the physically or mentally disabled, alcoholics and junkies - and a seemingly limitless combination of the above characteristics. I too am constantly ID'd, at nearly 24 years of age this is slightly less ridiculous but I also flat out refuse to believe that I could be mistaken for someone who is still at secondary school - plus it's the same people who have already served me countless times before (often multiple times within the same week). Their toilet 'checking' procedure involves a spotty weirdo sticking his head round the door to sign his name on a sheet of paper (unless the signature confirms something along the lines of "this toilet is certifiably shitty and reeks of piss", I've never bothered to read it). In my experience their 'fresh' packaged fruit pieces have a 100% success rate of being rancid, despite being many days ahead of their best before date.I'm sure there are decent things about it if you look hard enough, but it is undeniably the shittiest of the mainstream supermarkets. Luckily I drive, and could probably even walk to both Sainsbury's Berryden and Asda The Beach in about 15 minutes. I just choose not to, because I'm incredibly lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 The only thing Morrisons has going for it is it's fresh fruit, it beats Asda and Tesco in that respect. Also they do these fucking marvellous fresh cakes, stored in the fridge with fresh cream on them. Amazing. Asides from that it pretty much fails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 I hate having to go to sainsburys - there's no self service, and it's all idiots on the counters If you mean the one in Garthdee, the checkout assistants are generally students (and so have passed exams and generally aren't idiots) in a really boring job. Like me.I really resent that, I'm not an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 If you mean the one in Garthdee, the checkout assistants are generally students (and so have passed exams and generally aren't idiots) in a really boring job. Like me.I really resent that, I'm not an idiot.Surely you know more than anyone exams results are no mark of how smart you are? Some of the biggest idiots I have ever met are students. Oh, and stop whining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Exactly. And I want to waste it on fags and booze.I don't usually give to beggars ever. I really can't stomach the cock and bull stories you get about them just coming out of hospital, and all their family are dead or in prison, and they need to get the train home despite seeing them pull the same stunt every day. I got the same guy a couple of times in Leeds a few years ago, who said he was having a Uni interview, and his car had been stolen whilst constantly reminding me that he wasn't a 'vagrant', and if I didn't believe him I could ring his mum. He thrusted his phone on me, but I wasn't actually quite sure what he wanted, because he didn't mention wanting money. That was strange. He did it to me again about 2 years later.I also got another one at the pelican crossing near Musical Vision a couple of weeks ago. I was waiting for the green man and he came and stood next to me. He asked me if I had any change. I told him I don't carry any money. He said "Not even like 30p?". I said "No. I don't have anything". He said "Because 30p would really be helping me out". I repeated my last sentence. He said "You must have 20 or 30p. I need it". I repeated my last sentence. He said "Well, have you got a cig I can lend". light had turned green, so I walked away. He swore at me a bit, and walked off. I hate everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Taxi drivers.They are just so grippy and full of shit, taking a few minutes to sort out the change, so you will go aye its ok mate cause you want to go hame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 The Football Manager 2009 activation pish.Just built a new PC, went to install FM, but can I find the frigging manual to enter the activation code? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Most of us probably don't look like fucking jakey bastards though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 ...and do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 heroins probably the cheapest drug on the market today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 pfffft, i won't let the doctor stick in needle in my arm like fuck i'm sticking one in by myself!you can smoke it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 "Commme ooooan, yer only scccchmokin' it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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