Lucius Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Fucking Gypo's parked up in Dyce in the park where I walk my dog. Is it coincidence that every time they set up in Dyce I get unexpected visitors trying to sneak in the back door of the hotel I work in. Bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Shave off the other one.Oh, and quite a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Having one eyebrow shaved off in the night, fucking "friends"anyone got any clue how long this will take to grow back?HahahahaTubthumper is right, you're better off just shaving the other one off. It will take a while... how are you going to get your revenge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Hen parties on the train. They are the pits.not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Cut their eyelashes off? Get them so shitfaced that they pass out and you could dye their hair ginger!! I found smearing a blob of immac (the guys mothers to be exact) on the front of their hairline is extremely funny... right at the front in the middle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Not entirely decided on that yet, was thinking since they left me with one eyebrow i would give them a little bit of symmetry, but shaving off their eyebrows is a little boring, so i'm open to suggestions:)Get their car keys and piss in their petrol tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Well it needs to be something will cause long term embarrassment that they can't hide. I suppose shaving random blobs of hair is the obvious choice when they are just completely paralyticNo no no immac dissolves the hair!! I did it to a prick I hated after he cheated on my best friend, his hair didn't grow back for months!! He did admit he deserved it like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashhh Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 maybe get them drunk enough to pass out, then give them a nice "dry shave"...uhh... downstairs. the itchy razor burn would drive them so nuts they'd never consider crossing you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Walking face-first into a shelf in front of a customer and not being able to swear... hurts. I also feel a complete idiot. Oh well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Through a confusing and difficult situation with my girlfriend last week i pulled another girl thinking i was single, her mates threatened me with hair removal cream:SServes you right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Walking face-first into a shelf in front of a customer and not being able to swear... hurts. I also feel a complete idiot. Oh well!I shouted "motherfucker" unintentionally at an old lady when i got a static shock on my cock (having a ring there doesn't help when that happens) when the plug of the 28" CRT i was carrying swung down on its cord and hit me. At least she didn't get 42kg of TV on her as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Dude, I don't want to hear about your fucking cock ring, gadz min. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Dude, I don't want to hear about your fucking cock ring, gadz min.Technically you're just reading about it... (though it's necessary to understand just how much pain i was in in a sort of "white heat" kinda way)Anyway, i'm surprised you haven't added me to the ignore list or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Technically you're just reading about it... (though it's necessary to understand just how much pain i was in in a sort of "white heat" kinda way)Anyway, i'm surprised you haven't added me to the ignore list or something.I don't use the ignore function, if your referring to the "illegal" argument a few weeks ago, well I certainly don't bear any ill-feeling towards you, was just a difference of opinion, although I do think you were wrong to resort to name calling. I'm just saying, I don't need to hear about another dude's self-mutilation fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 I don't use the ignore function, if your referring to the "illegal" argument a few weeks ago, well I certainly don't bear any ill-feeling towards you, was just a difference of opinion, although I do think you were wrong to resort to name calling. I'm just saying, I don't need to hear about another dude's self-mutilation fetish. It's hardly like i called you a cock-faced ass gibbon though, but that's by the by Noted, but maybe other folks do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Ordering a mixed grill and the steak literally being the quarter of an end bit cut off of an already poor piece of steak. What a let down. Good job there was a fuck load of chips or I would have done a wee in the salad bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 I shouted "motherfucker" unintentionally at an old lady when i got a static shock on my cock (having a ring there doesn't help when that happens) when the plug of the 28" CRT i was carrying swung down on its cord and hit me. At least she didn't get 42kg of TV on her as well.Hahaha ok I don't feel as bad now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Buyer Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 My pet hate, is people that think they are ace cause they are wealthy. Showing off buying stuff and flaunting that they have loads of money, just to make themselves feel better as they know no one really likes them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 So, the lesson is, if you have disposable income. Don't spend it, or you're a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Buyer Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 So, the lesson is, if you have disposable income. Don't spend it, or you're a shit.I'm a poorper, I don't have any disposable income. Sympathy for me please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lame Guitarist Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 wow... quite the first post.and a crap one at that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Was Kev Buyer another sexytunk alias? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Was that the quickest ban ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Was that the quickest ban ever?I presume they've checked the IP address and it's tunk. It obviously was though, in only his third post he was talking about being a Rangers fan. Not very covert Mr tunk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 I presume they've checked the IP address and it's tunk. It obviously was though, in only his third post he was talking about being a Rangers fan. Not very covert Mr tunk!It was indeed. Didn't even need to check the IP tbh. Wittering about Rangers, and managed to get negative rep with his first post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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