Lemonade Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Not only can she not sing in tune any more she can't even lip sync in time to her own song.YouTube - Madonna: Hung Up [Live, Roseland - New York]Edit - though apparenty she slipped in a Pantera riff at 4.30 - I wouldn't know, not being a Pantera fan, perhaps someone could confirm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 looks like madonna's flicked through one issue of Total Guitar magazine and picked up a guitar! just show's you can have all the quality gear, a full team of sound engineers and a huge stage but its still up to the player to make a guitar sound good!!i hear next week she's goin to splice a bad rendition of master of puppets to material girl once she's nailed the riff...... i know as she told me personally when i sold her my boss metal zone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Haha, I think that's "A New Level"... could be wrong though, I haven't listened to Pantera in years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovers_spit Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 DisastrousWhy turn a mediocre dance song into a fucking awful "rock" song.Eugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Haha, I think that's "A New Level"... could be wrong though, I haven't listened to Pantera in years.You're indeed right, it's "A New Level" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 I'd like to get a machete and hack off those repulsive stringy arms of hers.And I thing that guitar's in some sort of open tuning - the calling card of the non-guitarist.Edit : scrub that first line - I've just come to the bit where she's "impressing" us with her scraping techinique - I like to take the guitar and bash her peroxide head to a pulp instead - she's holding the pick like she's taking a used tampon to the waste bin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 I'd like to get a machete and hack off those repulsive stringy arms of hers.And I thing that guitar's in some sort of open tuning - the calling card of the non-guitarist.Edit : scrub that first line - I've just come to the bit where she's "impressing" us with her scraping techinique - I like to take the guitar and bash her peroxide head to a pulp instead - she's holding the pick like she's taking a used tampon to the waste bin.L O FUCKING L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 And I thing that guitar's in some sort of open tuning - the calling card of the non-guitarist.Slide guitarists and Nick Drake fans everywhere spit out their tea in disgust at your... your... words! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 yeah that is like an xfactor audition or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Slide guitarists and Nick Drake fans everywhere spit out their tea in disgust at your... your... words!"spit out their tea" - Hehehehehehehehe!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bifta23 Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 :up:i still wid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovers_spit Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 And I thing that guitar's in some sort of open tuning - the calling card of the non-guitarist..off topic butwhat a load of shit. seriously. a load of shit.Robert JohnsonJimmy PageKeith RichardsSonic YouthJohn SquireJONI MITCHELLJIMI HENDRIXMichael Chapman...meEveryone on that list is a non-guitarist yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 I'll get more the point Diesel was implying:-"And I think that guitar's in some sort of open tuning - the calling card of the non-guitarist when "utilized" in such an abysmal manner by someone like her to pretend to play something like Pantera!"Or something like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Indeed. I would hardly think that Diesel is referring to people like Steve Vai writing a song in an open tune as suddenly incompitent. Basically an open tuning can be open to abuse by talented fucks who have no chord knowledge. *on a different subject *Im listening to a Linkin park song called "Shadow of the day" fucking hell! It is "street with no name" by U2!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 isn't this just her cottoning onto, several years late, the fact that "the kids" aren't down with the 90's studio-pop, music video driven aesthetic anymore and want to see people pretending to play instruments again? Fuck, it's like watching your mum pretending to be avril lavigne. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovers_spit Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Fuck, it's like watching your mum pretending to be avril lavigne.HAHAHAHAHAHoh my goodness that was a very astute observation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 off topic butwhat a load of shit. seriously. a load of shit.Robert JohnsonJimmy PageKeith RichardsSonic YouthJohn SquireJONI MITCHELLJIMI HENDRIXMichael Chapman...meEveryone on that list is a non-guitarist yeah?Thank you Hog and HateEvent - that's EXACTLY what I meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Fuck, it's like watching your mum pretending to be avril lavigne.Nice one!Expect to see the Madonna Signature model on GAK's homepage soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 apparently her backing guitarist taught her to 'play' (he was interviewed in total guitarist or total guitar a while a back) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Sonic YouthIronic statement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 off topic butwhat a load of shit. seriously. a load of shit.Robert JohnsonJimmy PageKeith RichardsSonic YouthJohn SquireJONI MITCHELLJIMI HENDRIXMichael Chapman...meEveryone on that list is a non-guitarist yeah?Duuude, calm yer doos. Pinch of salt and all that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Madonna is well past it. She used to be good, but it isn't the 80's any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovers_spit Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 I dont even know why people are even reacting so badly to my statement.wasn't intended to be aggressivei was just making a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 That performance is fucking dreadful, embarassing, cynical and dreadful once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 I dont even know why people are even reacting so badly to my statement.wasn't intended to be aggressivei was just making a point.No bad reaction on my part, just want folks to understand that as a guitarist myself, I take exception to some commercially-driven, past-it old boot using the instrument I love as a fucking fashion accessory. I certainly meant no insult to guitarists who use the technique (e.g. for slide)Kind of reminds me of a neighbour of mine (female) who would walk around town with motorcycle helmet and a handbag - she didn't own a bike or a scooter or even a have interest in bikes - she just wanted be "cool" with the in-crowd biker set at the time.Madonna will dump that guitar when it no longer makes commercial sense or when not enough photos appear in the gossip mags.She's had her day in the sun, time to grow old gracefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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