Bodast Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Hey guys,I just got home from a night in hospital from somehow overdrinking.. they asked me how old I was and I said I was 14, and then they asked when my birthday was and I said, "At the right time... it's at the right time." I spent the rest of my night talking about Juve to the Italian nurse and learning German declensions off my friend who stayed with me. In short, I feel like a fucking idiot as this is what's meant to happen when you're 15 and then you learn your lesson and it never happens again (messed that one up, huh), but I also realise that this phenomenon can lead to funny scenarios. Tell me about yours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackson Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 To be honest that does not actually sound that funny. In hospital talking to people, fuck me my sides are splitting.Also getting so pissed you end up in hospital cannot be considered a "phenomenon". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 jesus christ, sorry guys, i tried to start sharing some of my hilarious stories but I literally can't type properly as I'm laughing so hard at the first post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar Graham Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 I got taken to hospital because I was drunk once so I shot everyone in the hospital and then raped them with the shaft of my 9mm handgun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted February 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 My deepest and most sincere apologies. I should have phrased my first post more carefully to read something like: despite not have a very funny time myself, I would like to hear about yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimyReizeger Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 I was once lucky enough to get stuck in a room full of stoners making up new endings to the chicken-cross-the-road joke. Good times good times.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 peer pressure is a cunt eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neutral Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Not cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Lucifer Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 I would feel like the biggest wanker alive if I had to go to hospital from drinking too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 I was once lucky enough to get stuck in a room full of stoners A fate worse than a fate worse than death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 I ended up in hospital after a night in Moshulu once, as I was walking home up George Street and two neds decided it would be funny to punch me until I fell over and then stamp on my face a bunch of times.Actually, that wasn't that funny. It kinda hurt. And it made my nose crooked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 I took this acid once, and everything was DEAD weeeiiird, excuse me while I tell you about in extreme detail. For 3 hours. Repeating myself. Constantly.Constantly (sorry, flashback) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Mmmmmm, k? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scorge Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I would feel like the biggest wanker alive if I had to go to hospital from drinking too much.Second biggest wanker alive, because I did it on New Year's Day.......(not) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted February 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I would feel like the biggest wanker alive if I had to go to hospital from drinking too much.Correct.I uh... went to make compensation as regards my life-tab/karma by applying today to volunteer at the hospital though. :O It may seem stupid but one of my stronger beliefs is to maintain peace within the self by giving back what you take.In the mean time, thanks for your splendid array of stories! I found another good one in my archives:"And I have been further told by a lady whom I highly honour and esteem, that near Bordeaux and about Castres where she lives, a country woman, a widow of chaste repute, perceiving in herself the first symptoms of breeding, innocently told her neighbours that if she had a husband she should think herself with child; but the causes of suspicion every day more and more increasing, and at last growing up to a manifest proof, the poor woman was reduced to the necessity of causing it to be proclaimed in her parish church, that whoever had done that deed and would frankly confess it, she did not only promise to forgive, but moreover to marry him, if he liked the motion; whereupon a young fellow that served her in the quality of a labourer, encouraged by this proclamation, declared that he had one holiday found her, having taken too much of the bottle, so fast asleep by the chimney and in so indecent a posture, that he could conveniently do his business without waking her; and they yet live together man and wife." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 so how old are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted February 13, 2008 Report Share Posted February 13, 2008 If you look at their pofile, you'd see that they are 20.Have to admit, I landed myself in hospital through drinking too much.....mainly to be treated for hypothermia. Oops. I've learnt my lesson now though, I'll never drink that much again. I felt like such a twat and disappointed a lot of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 I woke up lying in someones lawn on Gt Western Road very early one morning....I was soaked to the skin.I later guessed that I had sat down on their garden wall, fell asleep and leaned back falling backwards through their hedge which neatly closed behind me, I still shudder at the consequences if it had been mid winter and not late spring when this occured....G... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Correct.I uh... went to make compensation as regards my life-tab/karma by applying today to volunteer at the hospital though. :O It may seem stupid but one of my stronger beliefs is to maintain peace within the self by giving back what you take.A worthy gesture sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Never a night in hospital but a night in the cells once was enough to teach me a valuable lesson.Not to mention the threat of a vandalism and attempted theft charge dangling over my head :ONever drink to excess on top of anti-depressants kids:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 I'm reading lots of "never agains" here, but the sad fact is that us blokes never really learn o_OExample : Last year, I went along to my mate Stuart's (Stoney-Stu on here) leaving do at the Nazma Tandoori.There, I was introduced to a guy that I knew by reputation as one of the best IT comms guys in the business, an incredibly intelligent, well -read and articulate man in his late 40's or early 50's called Dave.Cut a long story short, Stuart emailed us all later the next day to say that after the curry and mucho booze, Dave had bought himself a steak pie supper on the way home.He fell asleep in his living room chair and woke up in the morning with his feet in a bed of chips, a steak pie on his chest and his arse in a pool of his own pish Never learn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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