Graham Knight Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 I just heard Led Zeppelin's Robert Plant openly proclaim to "have a little schoolgirl and she's all mine", which led me to creating this thread.Thinking more along the lines of lyrics from the older songs that were initially innocuous, but now not so. Anybody got any more?"Meat Man" written by the late Mack Vickery recorded by Jerry Lee LewisOh, they call me the meat manYa oughta see me eat, m'amHear I'm the meat man, babyYa oughta see me eat, m'amI got jaws like a bear trapTeeth like a razorGot a Maytag tongueWith a sensitive tasteA born in TexasA land of beefNever cared much for greensYa' oughta heard I like meatI'm the meat manWoo, oughta see me eat, nowWhoa, I'm the meat man, babyYa oughta see me eat, nowI been down to Macon, GeorgiaI ate the furs off a Georgia peachPlucked me a chicken in MemphisMama, I still got feathers in my teethAte a pound of pork Huntsville, AlabamaFrom a fine Alabama hogI went to Dallas, TexasGot no love, my baby left me Fed the bone to a Louisiana dog......"She Won't Turn Over For Me - Tommy Odim" - you'll have to look up the lyrics otherwise the Lenny Bruce fan moderator will be editing my posts again "Baby Let Me Bang Your Box" - Doug Clark and the Ho NutsBaby let me bang your box, baby let me bang your boxBaby let me play your eighty-eightI'm gonna bang 'til the whole house rocksWhen I was young they called me Piano BillWhen I was young they called me Piano Bill'Cause I played so fine I gave everybody a thrill(Oh) baby let me bang your box,baby let me bang your boxBaby let me bang your box, (hey) baby let me bang your boxBaby let me play your eighty-eightI'm gonna bang 'til the whole house rocksI've been bangin' since I was a kid of fourI've been bangin' since I was a kid of fourI've been bangin' along 'til I can't bang no moreOh-oh baby let me bang your box, baby let me bang your boxBaby let me bang your box, hey baby let me bang your boxWell baby let me play your eighty-eightI'm gonna bang 'til the whole house rocksI've been playin' piano, large and smallBut you've got the best piano of allI banged everyone in the eighbourhoodNever banged one that sounds so goodI've got a shuffle, a back beat, a boogie oogie tooBut when I play my jelly roll you won't know what to do...........Sixty Minute Man - Billy Ward and the DominoesWell listen here girls, I'm telling you nowThey call me lovin' DanOh, I'll rock 'em roll 'em all night longI'm a sixty minute manAnd if you don't believe I'm all I say,Come up and take up my handWhen I let you go you'll cry Oh Yeah, he's a sixty minute Man!You give me 15 minutes of kissin',And then you holler "Oh please don't stop!"There'll be 15 minutes of teasin'And 15 minutes of squeezin'And 15 minutes of blowin' my top! And if you don't believe that I'm all I say,Come up and take up my handWhen I let you go you'll cry Oh Yeah, he's a sixty minute Man! Well, you give me 15 minutes of kissin',Honey then you holler "Oh please don't stop!"There'll be 15 minutes of teasin'And 15 minutes of squeezing'And 15 minutes of blowin' my top! TOP! TOP!....... Feat of the Mau Mau - written by Screamin Jay Hawkins after reading about the blood soaked uprising in Kenya in 1947!Cut the fat off the back of a baboonBoil it down to a pound in a spoonScoop the eyes from a fly flying backwardsTake the jaws and the paws off a 'coonTake your time, ain't life a good cookin'Cause the rest of this mess ain't good lookin'Take the fleas from the knees from a demonTell your pals and gals and come screamin'To the feast with the beast of the Mau Maus"Strokin" - Clarence Carter......I stroke it to the eastAnd I stroke it to the westAnd I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huhI be strokin'Now when I start making love to my womanI don't stop until I know she's sas-ifiedAnd I can always tell when she gets sas-ified'Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my nameShe'd say: 'Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence CarterClarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter'The other night I was strokin' my womanAnd it got so good to her, you know what she told meLet me tell you what she told me, she said:'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fastIf my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...**I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!I be strokin'.......Chuck Berry's Ding A Ling was mentioned in earlier posts"Chuckles" copied it from Dave Bartholemew who recorded it in 1953. He ran a band in the 40's that Fats Domino joined and then they all became famous. He played trumpet for Fats and collaborated in writing many famous numbers including "Blueberry Hill" etc. The original Ding A Ling is more "creative" than "Chuckles" later version and quite risque for 1953.Dave Bartholomews My Ding-a-Ling LyricsI have a little girl, her name is SingShe likes to play with my ding-a-lingMy ding-a-ling is the cutest thingWhen Sing plays with my ding-a-lingMy ding-a-ling, my ding-a-lingOh my, its the greatest thingMy ding-a-ling is the greatest thingWhen Sing plays with my ding-a-lingWhen you are young and you are on the goYour ding-a-ling wont ever get soreBut when you are old and you lost your stingYou dont need the doggone thingMy ding-a-ling, my ding-a-lingOh my, its the greatest thingMy ding-a-ling is the cutest thingWhen Sing plays with my ding-a-lingTheres a little girl, she lives next doorI like to play with her Yo-YoShe likes to play with my Yo-Yo stringBut she will not play with my ding-a-lingMy ding-a-ling, my ding-a-lingOh my, its the cutest thingMy ding-a ling is the cutest thingWhen Sing plays with my Ding-a-LingShouldn't the BBC be banning older numbers like "I'd love to get you on a slow boat to China all to myself alone" by Bing Crosy - presumably Bing someone to sing duets with - the BBC has been playing it for 50 years.or a few months ago the BBC had a jazz program recalling the forties and there was a marvellous video clip of a white suited Cab Calloway singing these lyrics: Cab Calloway - Reefer Man lyrics"Man whats the matter with that cat there?""must be full of reefer""full of reefer?!""yea man""you mean that cats high?!""sailing""sailing""sailing lightly""get away from hereMan is that the reefer man?""thats the reefer man""I belive hes losing his mind""I think hes lost his mind!"Oh have you ever met that funny reefer man reefer manhave you ever met that funny reefer man reefer manIf he said he swam to china, and he sell you south carolinathen you know your talkn to that reefer manHave you ever met funny reefer man reefer manHave you ever met funny reefer man reefer manIf he said he walks the ocean, any time he takes the notionthen you know your talkn to reefer man.Have you ever met this funny reefer man reefer manoh baby baby baby reefer man reefer manIf he trades you dimes for nickles and calls watermellons picklesthen you know your talkn to that reefer manHave you ever met funny reefer man reefer manHave you ever met funny reefer man reefer manIf he takes a sudden maniahe'll want to give you pennsylvainaoh you know your talking to the reefer manHave you ever met funny reefer man reefer manHave you ever met funny reefer man reefer manIf he said one sweet is funnybecause he wont sell me atlanticthen you know your talkin to that reefer manCheck it out here:YouTube - Cab Calloway - Reefer Man High Quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 there's a line in the patrick macnee/honor blackman (from the avengers) duet 'kinky boots' that has macnee (then aged in his late 40's) referring to 'naughty little schoolgirls' not particularly politically correct... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Michael T. Sauer Posted March 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 "I ain't goin' to school cos I ain't got a gun" I guess is, retrospectively, a bit wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 The folk singer Donovan, one of my heroes, has a dodgy one about falling in love and getting stoned with a 14 year old girl.Donovan - Superlungs lyricsYou will see this kind of chick in every town.Whenever there's a scene she's always hanging aroundShe's so naive and innocent, she stares at you with aweShe's only fourteen but she knows how to draw.SuperlungsSuperlungsSuperlungsShe's my supergirl!SuperlungsYeah!She doesn't get involved with blowing her coolShe's too busy getting high with her classmates in schoolThe people they ignore her, they would if they couldShe ain't quite grown up yet but her credence's real good.SuperlungsYeah, come on!She's my supergirl!SuperlungsYeahSupergirlSuperlungs.My!SuperlungsSuperlungsSuperlungsShe's my supergirl!SuperlungsFly, take off, now take off, fly!Hey come onTho he wisely changed the name and the lyrics for a re-recording, took out all the references to her smoking weed but left in the bits abouther being 14. So, ya know. Shagging a girl who smokes weed is obviously worse than shagging a girl who's 14.Donovan - Supergirl lyricsYou see this kind of chick in every town.Whenever there's a scene she's always hanging aroundShe's so nave and innocent, stares at to it allShe's only fourteen but she knows how to draw.Supergirl, supergirl.Supergirl, supergirl.Supergirl She's my supergirl and I love herSupergirl She's my supergirl and I love herSupergirl She's my supergirl and I love herSupergirl She's my supergirl and I love her.She never gets involved with blowing her coolShe's to busy painting sky with her classmates in schoolTeachers they ignore, they would if they couldShe ain't quite grown up yet but her credence's real good.Supergirl She's my supergirl and I love herSupergirl She's my supergirl and I love herSupergirl She's my supergirl and I love herSupergirl She's my supergirl and I love her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stichman Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 I agree about the underage stuff, its pretty nuts..and song wise theres nickelbacks song "animals".Its all about sex. Copy and pasted from some random site..You know the most horrifying thing about this song?Chad Krueger. Having sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 So, ya know. Shagging a girl who smokes weed is obviously worse than shagging a girl who's 14.Definitely. Any idea how boring stoners are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 What about W.A.S.P and the glorious atrocity that is Animal (F***like a beast)? Ah heavy metal that subtle and thoughtful genre...I got pictures of naked ladiesLying on their bedsI whiff that smell and sweet convulsionStarts a-Swelling inside my headI'm making artificial lovers for freeI start to howl I'm in heatI moan and growl and the hunt drives me crazyI f*** like a BeastI come round, round i come feel your loveTie you down, down i come steal your loveI come round, round i come feel your loveTie you down, down i come steal your loveI'm on the prowl and i watch you closelyI lie waiting for youI'm the wolf with the sheepsskins clothingI lick my chops and your tasting goodI do whatever i want to, to yaI'll nail your ass to the sheetsA pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting yaI f*** like a beastI come round, round i come feel your loveTie you down, down i come steal your loveI come round, round i come feel your loveTie you down, down i come steal your loveCome ride, savage seductionRide, ride, ride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 This one's a beauty, I just heard it on Radio 1 where they are discussing this very topic (old songs with dodgy lyrics). I've put the best bits in bold!Clair (1972)The moment I met you' date=' I swear I felt as if something, somewhere Had happened to me, which I couldn't see And then, the moment I met you, again I knew in my heart that we were friends It had to be so, it couldn't be no But try as hard as I might do, I don't know why You get to me in a way I can't describe [b']Words mean so little when you look up and smile I don't care what people say, to me you're more than a child Oh Clair, Clair Clair If ever a moment so rare Was captured for all to compare That moment is you in all that you do But why in spite of our age difference do I cry Each time I leave you I feel I could die Nothing means more to me than hearing you say I'm going to marry you, will you marry me Uncle Ray Oh Clair Clair Clair I've told you before don't you dare Get back into bed Can't you see that it's late No you can't have a drink Oh alright then, but wait just a bit While I, in an effort to babysit, catch up my breath What there is left of it You can be murder at this hour of the day But in the morning the sun will see my lifetime away Oh Clair, Clair Oh Clair And listen to the laughing at the end - so creepy!!!!YouTube - "clair " gilbert o' sullivan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Is that not a song about his daughter? Apart from that the man is MOR personified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aileen Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 I'm surprised no one's mentioned this one yet.....Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields,Sold in a market down in new orleans.Scarred old slaver know hes doin alright.Hear him whip the women just around midnight.Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a young girl shouldA-huh.Drums beating, cold english blood runs hot,Lady of the house wondrin where its gonna stop.House boy knows that hes doin alright.You should a heard him just around midnight.Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a black girl shouldA-huh.I bet your mama was a tent show queen, and all her boyFriends were sweet sixteen.Im no schoolboy but I know what I like,You should have heard me just around midnight.Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a young girl should.I said yeah, I said yeah, I said yeah, I saidOh just like a, just like a black girl should.I said yeah, I said yeah, I said yeah, I saidOh just like, just like a black girl should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest davetherave Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Not so old non PC songsHow about some of the Cramps stuffThe Cramps - I Wanna Get In Your PantsMay I have this dance? Can I get in your pants? Oh baby it's uncanny. Bout them there Sunday panties. Hey, today ain't Sunday. Get 'em off o' your fanny. Oh, under your underpants. You got a wonderful ass. It's in the back o' my mind. But, meanwhile, back at the ranch. I wanna get in your pants. Or maybe the Cure - Killing an ArabI can turn And walk awayOr I can fire the gunStaring at the skyStaring at the sunWhichever I choseIt amounts to the sameAbsolutely nothingI'm aliveI'm deadI'm the strangerKilling an arabI'm not racist or sexist (ok maybe a bit sexist at times) but personally I think political corectness has gone too far, eg: you can no longer call a blackboard a blackboard, its black and its a board for fecks sake! Same story with Manhole covers, its now called a drain services hatch or something! Last years Mohammed the Bear incident also springs to mind! Imagine if we had such extremist laws in the UK, I would get locked up for calling my dog Jesus Christ !! Oh no, I'm ranting again, this is what happens when you turn 40 Long may we have songs like the above examples, but I'm bias, I happen to like The Cramps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 How about some of the Cramps stuffThe Cramps - I Wanna Get In Your PantsMay I have this dance? Can I get in your pants? Oh baby it's uncanny. Bout them there Sunday panties. Hey, today ain't Sunday. Get 'em off o' your fanny. Oh, under your underpants. You got a wonderful ass. It's in the back o' my mind. But, meanwhile, back at the ranch. I wanna get in your pants. Or maybe the Cure - Killing an ArabI can turn And walk awayOr I can fire the gunStaring at the skyStaring at the sunWhichever I choseIt amounts to the sameAbsolutely nothingI'm aliveI'm deadI'm the strangerKilling an arabI'm not racist or sexist (ok maybe a bit sexist at times) but personally I think political corectness has gone too far, eg: you can no longer call a blackboard a blackboard, its black and its a board for fecks sake! Same story with Manhole covers, its now called a drain services hatch or something! Last years Mohammed the Bear incident also springs to mind! Imagine if we had such extremist laws in the UK, I would get locked up for calling my dog Jesus Christ !! Oh no, I'm ranting again, this is what happens when you turn 40 Long may we have songs like the above examples, but I'm bias, I happen to like The Cramps. The Cramps was probably more unacceptable when it was released methinks. Songs about girls underwear have been wandering into the pop charts since the 80s.I'm not sure about the Cure being overtly racist either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 I'm no Cure fan, but is that song not about Camus' 'The Outsider'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 im sure status quo had some dodgy lines about chinese women i cant remember then off the top of my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 Would Jethro Tull's 'Aqualung' (1971) count?Sitting on a park bench --Eyeing ittle girls with bad intent.Snot running down his nose --Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.Drying in the cold sun --Watching as the frilly panties run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Would Jethro Tull's 'Aqualung' (1971) count?I wouldn't include that as it's meant to be that way, a social commentary (like Fiddle About by The Who), whereas the rest are examples of lyrics that were perfectly acceptable in their day (apart from WASP who just went for shock value). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 I happen to like The Cramps. Me too, they're brilliant. They're lyrics are always pretty sordid but I've never thought of them as being non-PC though as they're done in such a camp, 50's B-Movie style that they're more funny than innapropriate. The Cramps are kind of the musical equivalent of trashy American B-movie cinema.The sex based lyrics wouldn't be as funny if they were being sung by some laddy pub-rock singer, but when it's a guy in leather pants and a pair of stilletos it's brilliant. They're great because they take all the things that are classic 'Americana' culture and make it so shocking that it would disgust the majority of Middle-America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Thirded on the Cramps, they are pretty ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 im sure status quo had some dodgy lines about chinese women i cant remember then off the top of my head.oh shit, yesi went to see status quo at the aecc like five years ago (not for pleasure, my dad was supposed to take my little brother but my dad was unable to go). half-way though their set they broke out that particular number. stuff about "oriental, drives me mental" and "really spicy, does me nicely". i can't remember all the words and i'm not going to look them up online and have my browser inundated w/ pop-ups in order to reproduce them here. i do remember, however, that it was perfectly clear that they were not singing about the finer points of asian cusine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Her name was Miafrom North KoreaI said, Come overBring your Land RoverI don't like sushiShe said, that suits meI take a showerOn every hourOh, the Oriental, very very specialIf you ever get someYou want another one and another oneThe Oriental, very very gentleI got one for a cousinCan you send me a dozen?Her name was Mae WongShe came from Hong KongShe was a raverOf Eastern flavourI said, I love youShe said, I'd love toGo down to TexasMust have one LexusOh, the Oriental, so very very specialIf you ever get someYou want another one and another oneThe Oriental, very very gentleI like it spicyThat'll do me nicelyI'm gonna cross the water, take a plane to TokyoAnd find a little geisha, I love to see them goAnd carry on to China, Asia Minor and some moreThen finish with a sling in SingaporeOh, the Oriental, very very specialIf you ever get someYou want another one and another oneThe Oriental, very very gentleI got one for a cousinCan you send me a dozen?Oh, the Oriental will drive you mentalI really gotta get oneAnd then another one and another oneOh, the Oriental, can you get them on a rental?Don't send me a RussianAin't no discussionGot to be an Oriental Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Her name was Miafrom North KoreaI said, Come overBring your Land RoverI don't like sushiShe said, that suits meI take a showerOn every hourOh, the Oriental, very very specialIf you ever get someYou want another one and another oneThe Oriental, very very gentleI got one for a cousinCan you send me a dozen?Her name was Mae WongShe came from Hong KongShe was a raverOf Eastern flavourI said, I love youShe said, I'd love toGo down to TexasMust have one LexusOh, the Oriental, so very very specialIf you ever get someYou want another one and another oneThe Oriental, very very gentleI like it spicyThat'll do me nicelyI'm gonna cross the water, take a plane to TokyoAnd find a little geisha, I love to see them goAnd carry on to China, Asia Minor and some moreThen finish with a sling in SingaporeOh, the Oriental, very very specialIf you ever get someYou want another one and another oneThe Oriental, very very gentleI got one for a cousinCan you send me a dozen?Oh, the Oriental will drive you mentalI really gotta get oneAnd then another one and another oneOh, the Oriental, can you get them on a rental?Don't send me a RussianAin't no discussionGot to be an Oriental :laughing:Well that's also the worst lyrics I have ever seen...contrived and soooo shite. Unnaceptable on every level :laughing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neill Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Oh you can't beat a good bit of the Meatmen:1 down 3 to gochapman shot him deadplugged him in the headno more slopehead wife to fuckno more squito bites to sucklennon's dead hip hip hoorayall his dues he know must paygeorge, paul, ringo any daywill be dead we all must praya paunched out hippie fart he wasa pot smoking scumbagbespeckled old scuzhis panface gookin' fuck so me studinsurance cash all covered in bloodone year laterthey paid their respectsprayed for his soulthen went went home & had sexhipocrytes all of themthe worst kind of drugged out phlegm crippled children suckit's easy to seetheir parents were dumbfor having v.d.and conceiving a baby as ugly as iti say give it leg bracesthat don't even fitmom & dad smoked their dopefor a liberal smooth futurethey had a lot of hopebut because of their follytheir life is pretty crassa little baby boywith an arm stuck out its ass Tooling for AnusTooling For Anus...That's YouTooling For Anus...Him TooTooling For Anus...Her TooTooling For Anus..Them TooDetroit City is the place to goif you wanna lick gonads or blow a stiffbookies, nunzios, menjos tooto pack some blowin'to shoot some glue(chorus)i'm not a fag and i'll never beafraid to hit the can to take a peeafraid some sissy'll grab my assi'll stick his face with broken glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 I don't think you've quite grasped the point of this thread Neill.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Sorry for the thread revival, but the breakdown in "Christine Sixteen" by Kiss makes me chuckle every time.I dont usually say things like this to girls your age, but when I saw you coming out of the school that day, that day I knew, I knew, Ive got to have you! Ive GOT to have you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 look up Little Girls by Oingo Boingo. Awesome tune, great lyrics, and a shit load of people over reacting in the comments bit on youtube! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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