Spoonie Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 don't worry about it. he puts music up now and then, pretends it's a work in progress and then when a few people mention that it isn't very good, he takes it down and says it doesn't matter any more.it's just audio entertainment, folks. he doesn't mean anything by it. /x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 But if he spends 24/7 doing it he must be good..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 But if he spends 24/7 doing it he must be good.....I thought he must be good because HE HIMSELF said even my most flaccid, uninspired, boring sounding sketches sound better than the flimsy teenage crap that you recorded at captain toms and gigged last week in drummonds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 i like my music flaccid. i'm a flaccid-music-liking-motherfucker /x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 i like my music flaccid. i'm a flaccid-music-liking-motherfucker /xI like to listen to some flaccid jazz now and again...... see what I did there?Tell you what though, can we not talk about flaccid, it upsets the wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 w00t! that's the stuff!! /x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 The term flaccid is never used enough to describe music in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 this is the chance for the collective of unoriginal and uninventive, corporate-fed useless wankbucket musicians in the north-east area (to paraphrase a local music-rabbi) to rectify that then! /x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 "....and when the "Flaccid" scene took off you couldn't walk around Aberdeen without tripping over A&R folks from both the major labels and the indies. Bands were getting signed after their first gig...." An excerpt from my autobiography, published 2044. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 "The flaccid scene soon progressed into a much harder sound..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 ....until it exploded, some say prematurely, and like all fads withered and died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 "Even external stimulation could not revitalise a once large and vibrant scene..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 until the emergence of the slightly larger sound of the Nu-Flaccid (or "semi") movement some years later which was soon overtaken in popularity by the emo-flaccid and semi-ska crossover bands of the mid-thirties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Don't ruin the ending now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 2021 saw the emergence of the neo-flaccid movement from the dying remains of what was once a vibrant and hugely successful flaccid scene in Aberdeen, the opening of a brand new venue in the city by Mayor Stripey was christened with performances by local bands Cockring and Hafaviagra.Mayor Stripey said "if it wasn't for my support of the flaccid revolution all those years ago none of this would have been possible"When leader of the opposition councilor Spoonie was asked for a comment on the days events he declined but later said in an exclusive interview with STV .... "that Mayor Stripey never got Flaccid, he was more into diy and electrical stimulation" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 2021 saw the emergence of the neo-flaccid movement from the dying remains of what was once a vibrant and hugely successful flaccid scene in Aberdeen, the opening of a brand new venue in the city by Mayor Stripey was christened with performances by local bands Cockring and Hafaviagra.I liked Cockring but they vanished after a disappointing performance from their 7" debut.[Jake's probably got a copy kicking about if anyone's interested ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 I liked Cockring but they vanished after a disappointing performance from their 7" debut.[Jake's probably got a copy kicking about if anyone's interested ]Jake has a cockring 7"....lucky bastard!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 i'm thinking of starting a bit of distro from scandanavian providers with the neo-flaccid and nu-flaccid stuff if anyone's interested. maybe we could get a flaccid mixtape/compilation drop box where everyone brings their flaccid favourites and exchanges them. in the true spirit of the KIF (keep it floppy) movement /x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 i'm thinking of starting a bit of distro from scandanavian providers with the neo-flaccid and nu-flaccid stuff if anyone's interested. maybe we could get a flaccid mixtape/compilation drop box where everyone brings their flaccid favourites and exchanges them. in the true spirit of the KIF (keep it floppy) movement /xI'm getting into a bit of Flaccid rap myself..... I especialy like Droop doggy dog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Jake has a cockring 7"....lucky bastard!!!I fucken am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Gonna let us hear something then? Genuinely interested.Yeah sure, it's US$7.99 + shipping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Yeah sure, it's US$7.99 + shipping.PM HIM! PM HIM! BUY IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 I would buy it if i had the cash. From what i have listened to Stripey, he generally is pretty good.....even if his internet demeniour comes across as elitist and his views on all bands is a little jaded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Yeah sure, it's US$7.99 + shipping.You're such a big girls blouse. Just pm me a link if you don't want to put it up here. But hey, i reach out with an olive branch and you lapse back into being a pretentious cunt, no probs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 You're such a big girls blouse. Just pm me a link if you don't want to put it up here. But hey, i reach out with an olive branch and you lapse back into being a pretentious cunt, no probs.Oh that's a novel one, you want me to pirate my own music now do you? I'm not being a pretentious cunt, if you want to listen to it, you can buy the record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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