Guest Craig C Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Was banned from the Froghall Community Centre in 1996 for allegedly destroying the PA system. I'm still fairly confident to this day, that it was Keilan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Upstairs at O'Neils. Like Exodus, but with less wankers.Smaller and more expensive, and older people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairyScaryMark Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 My suspicion is that I was singled out on that ocasion becuase I was the only guy the bouncer could find with longer than average hair and I was fairly drunk so fitted the bill of someone who would be sick, according to a story he probably recieved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash. Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 i just got banned from priory tonight!the reason absolutly nothing!!!!i walked up to the door got stopped and thought he was gonna ask for my ID. the conversation went as follows....bouncer: "your not getting in"me: "why?"bouncer: "i saw you get stopped the other day as you walked in"me: "no that was my mate, who was banned"bouncer: "i don't care"me:"yeah it was my mate who was banned and he got banned over a month ago"bouncer: *nods his head*"no"my mate was banned on the 1st of september, he asked how long he was banned for and the bouncer said a month.it has been well over a month, my mate is still not getting in and because i walked in with him, i am no longer getting in.this hardly seems fair does it???after they stopped me they lost the custom of 5 others because my mates wouldn't go in because i was not getting in!!!the bouncers there love me, probably cause i have boobs tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 the bouncers there love me, probably cause i have boobs tho.you have boobs? can i touch them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash. Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 you have boobs? can i touch them?you wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 you have boobs? can i touch them?It's been a while, so:Stop using these boards to try and get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 you wish. actually, i just straight up ask and if rejected, i move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Got turfed-out of another pub this weekend. On the Royal Mile in Edinburgh. A few of us who are now spread about the country, try to stay in touch by meeting-up once a month in Edinburgh. We have been using this pub for the last year or so with a regular booking since our previous watering hole was sold & closed, never a problem. Due to some of us now living in places not well served by public transport or having had to give-up the sauce etc, there are a fair few who don't drink or don't drink much at these gatherings.Anyway, we arrived to find a new manager with an absolutely freezing attitude who waited till a good few of us had arrived, bought drinks & sat down. Only then did he bother tell us we were no longer welcome. No reason given of course but I'd hazzard a guess that it might have a fair bit to do with us not buying enough booze. Especially as the particular lack of grace with which he served the non-drinking members of the company was rather obvious. Cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_b Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Smaller and more expensive, and older people....and with less wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Upstairs at O'Neills also adopts a random playlist method that I wholly approve of. AC/DC sits next to The Pogues sits next to The Strokes is one that I recall. Great place. Usually easier to get served at the bar too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 Tuesday night at O'Neills is ace. Manowar, Rainbow, Mastodon, Deep Purple, Motorhead, Iron Maiden etc. I approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 I went to O'Neills on Saturday night after the Scotland game and it was bouncing.And yes, it's far easier to get served at the bar than at exodus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 9, 2006 Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 ...and with less wankers.It's odd cos downstairs is usually packed with wankers, of the export drinking rugby playing variety, grunting, stinking the place up and boasting about how many women they've shagged, when in actual fact they took up rugby to get a sly peek at each other's cocks in the showers. For the above also see The Bobbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkHorse Posted October 10, 2006 Report Share Posted October 10, 2006 Banned from:Espionage: for being an arseholeExodus: for being an arseholeWild Boar: for being an arseholeBelmont: for being an arseholeCheerz & Teaserz: for being an arseholeOh Henry's / Indigo for being an arseholeDrummonds: for being an arseholeMa Camerons: for being banned from DrummondsThrown out fromOh Henrys: falling asleepChicagos Basingstoke: falling asleepEspionage: because they recognised me. Wouldn't show my face there again in shameSnafu: for being an arseholeBud bar: for being an arseholeI think there's a pattern emerging here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 Banned from:Espionage: for being an arseholeExodus: for being an arseholeWild Boar: for being an arseholeBelmont: for being an arseholeCheerz & Teaserz: for being an arseholeOh Henry's / Indigo for being an arseholeDrummonds: for being an arseholeMa Camerons: for being banned from DrummondsThrown out fromOh Henrys: falling asleepChicagos Basingstoke: falling asleepEspionage: because they recognised me. Wouldn't show my face there again in shameSnafu: for being an arseholeBud bar: for being an arseholeI think there's a pattern emerging here.you're an arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkHorse Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 you're an arsehole.hehe Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NULL Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 hmm, wellThrown out of moshulu for being asleep under a table with a sock in my mouthand being sick in the bogand being too drunkNever been allowed into revolutionBanned from the belmont for trying to steal one of the taps, i got it loose but it didnt want to goReceived a kicking from belmont regs for going in after the ban with nappy sacks full of dog shit and hurling them behind the bar, i dont remember this but i was told thats what i didprince of wales for trying to steal a table which wouldnt fit through the door so tried to steal a barstool insteadneptune for sleeping on the floor of the bogsspiders web in dyce for trying to sell a girl sitting next to me to the crowds for "favours"atholl hotel for throwing up on some woman sitting on the toiletand finally the youth hostel on queens road after staggering the wrong way up union street and demanding they sell me exportinternationally...bar georges in faliraki for throwing up on the pooltable, in the toilets, behind the bar and on some dancing guyq club for carrying 4 women about on my back and falling into a tablethe mission bar in poincianna, florida for being under 21 and urinating in a glasshonest lawyers in paris for singing rule britannia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 hmm, wellThrown out of moshulu for being asleep under a table with a sock in my mouthand being sick in the bogand being too drunkNever been allowed into revolutionBanned from the belmont for trying to steal one of the taps, i got it loose but it didnt want to goReceived a kicking from belmont regs for going in after the ban with nappy sacks full of dog shit and hurling them behind the bar, i dont remember this but i was told thats what i didprince of wales for trying to steal a table which wouldnt fit through the door so tried to steal a barstool insteadneptune for sleeping on the floor of the bogsspiders web in dyce for trying to sell a girl sitting next to me to the crowds for "favours"atholl hotel for throwing up on some woman sitting on the toiletand finally the youth hostel on queens road after staggering the wrong way up union street and demanding they sell me exportinternationally...bar georges in faliraki for throwing up on the pooltable, in the toilets, behind the bar and on some dancing guyq club for carrying 4 women about on my back and falling into a tablethe mission bar in poincianna, florida for being under 21 and urinating in a glasshonest lawyers in paris for singing rule britannia...sigh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 I think he needs to stop drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 It's a pity this thread isn't called 'Ever been thrown out of a pub or club?' because that would have made over 1% of the replies relevant to the question raised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NULL Posted October 17, 2006 Report Share Posted October 17, 2006 ...sigh...well id say the 4 i have been banned from arerevolutionthe belmonthonest lawyersthe youth hostel and prince of walesi locked myself out of exodus the other day and spent 15 minutes hammering on the door to get back in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 I forgot. I also got barred from O'Henry's because my mate was shagging the owners girlfriend. She was a stripper. Other than "guilt by association" I had zero culpability. For once.How many's that?Do I win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Thread revival! Anyone got any new stories? I've only ever been kicked out of a few places. Exodus, for being a under age several times but only because a "mate" worked on the door.And once for taking my shirt off. Got told to put it back on, then realised that i put it on back to front, cue me getting kicked out for taking it off again whilst turning it back. But Chrudi let me back in! Result.So any new stories from folk? Four years, some interesting stuff must have happen:popcorn:Don't be that person John. Step away from the thread.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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