TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Jamie Oliver is a fat tongued wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_chile Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 the interview with twatface oilver just confirmed everything I've ever thought about himwas great to see Hammond looking so well...even getting a hug from Clarkson...the roadworks challenge was genius as wellnew series should be good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 cant believe he said in the VT "ive got 10,000 horse power and possibliy the biggest accident you have ever seen in your life"missed the show but saw the clip on youtube. will be watching it tomorrow though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Yeah, I'm sure Clarkson would be less smug and self-satisfied if one of his family had been among all the road casualties last weekend. Pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 clarkson is a gem, one of the few left who can get away with being politically incorrect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Clarkson is a legend. His political incorrectness is hilarious. He was really good with Hammonds crash though, kept it all quite light and funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Christ sake Warden, i wish you'd sign out when your done on aberdeen music on my pc. I meant to post that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 was it just me or has that crash aged hammond by about five years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 was it just me or has that crash aged hammond by about five years?I thought that too. He'll need more than teeth whitener to get those years back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugitive Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I thought they would have taken the opportunity to make some comment about his teeth.clarksons best quote was about Jade Goody. What was it ? A racist, pig faced waste of blood and organs , something like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Karloff Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 At the least, Hammond will develop a sense of caution he perhaps didn't have before or didn't particularly pay much attention to. A few years back, Micke Kagered had a rear tyre delaminate on our dragster at 302mph at Santa Pod in England, resulting in a 7-time barrel roll through the field of stubbles beside the shutdown area. He sustained a slight back injury that he still gets annoyance from today, and had a nice pair of black eyes from the Gs of the rolls, but was otherwise unhurt. Before the accident he was the most determined and focused racer in the FIA pro series, but since then he is a lot more cautious about anything the car does out of the norm, and spends longer checking the car over himself pre-run. He always bought the best safety equipment available and kept it in pristine condition, and this played a part in his lack of injury. I don't think he'll ever regain that racers "edge" he had, and I don't think Hammond will ever regain that similar character either. Near death accidents change you in many ways, this is something i know first-hand.It's great to have him and the show back though!! Excellent start to the new series, and a great way to inform/satisfy the public, demonstrate that safety was paramount at all times, and to draw a line under it and allow everyone to move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 top gear is on now. beeb2peteinthehills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 arrg i totally forgot. i sat down to watch it then got distracted and now its over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Watched the repeat earlier tonight, great episode. I thought it was genuinely touching without being sentimental, Clarkson's comment about Hammond becoming "Princess Diana" was brilliant. I can't see the accident hugely changing Hammond's attitude to the show, the accident did happen in pretty extreme circumstances. The show normally features high performance motor cars going round a track, not a jet-car tearing down a strip at over 300mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 I vote Clarkson conluding that anyone who drives slowly down the outside lane is a child molester, to be the greatest thing ever said on TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 I think that American holiday of theirs may have topped the Caravan trip. I was just about wetting myself when they were trying to take apart May's air conditioning with a spatula..."Man-love rules - OK?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Tonight's was easily the best episode of anything I've ever seen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 I'll probably vote Top Gear in the next elections. Britain would be such a great place to live with Clarkson in charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvin Starclusk Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 I was trying to think of anything that I've seen recently on tv that was as funny as that episode. I genuinely can't come up with anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 I wouldn't go that far, he's maybe just a little to the right of Mussolini on most issues. James May for PM, Hammond as Home Secretary and Clarkson as Foreign Secretary would do me fine, with the Stig at Transport.Haha, very good point. Clarkson as foreign secretary though? Relations with the French would deteriorate overnight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Last nights best ever Top gear moment YouTube - Top Gear In Americafucking amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Britain would be such a great place to live with Clarkson in charge.Easy tiger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 the sight of clarkson driving with a dead cow on his car was a joy to behold! also it was funny when clarkson and hammond sneaked out the tent and vandalised may's air conditioning like naughty wee schoolboys!the sooner these men are put in charge of the country the better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 that bit where he breaks down in the garage was class actuly thought they were gonna get their heads to play withthey probably made it more exctiting than it actually was though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Rewatching it. Wonderful."I honestly believe that in certain parts of america now, people have started to mate with vegetables" - Best quote of the episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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