JaseyBoi Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 all pubs should have a wee marquee that would solve all probs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Tell that to the planners! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Unfortunately it's me in a flat' date=' and 7 dogs living in another single bedroom flat upstairs with their old git owner.[/quote']Well, that wouldn't work as the basis for the highlarious sitcom I had in mind.Smokers should just start chewing tobacco instead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 and spit it where?That would only give non smokers something else to moan about ...The smells of spittoon's in pubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted May 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 all pubs should have a wee marquee that would solve all probsThat would work for city centre pubs of courseo_O I can just see the marquee on union street outside the Grill.....I think I'll start a campaign to stop smoking on the street.....it was horrible leaving the tunnels last night, running the gauntlet of all the sad addicts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Smokers should just start chewing tobacco instead...Just ordered a load of extra-strong snuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 running the gauntlet of all the sad addicts...Best game show idea ever! Paranoid anti-smokers desperately trying to scramble past the 'lung-cancer inducing effects' of breathing in second-hand smoke for 10 seconds as they walk past smokers outside...presented by Jeremy Clarkson as he chain-smokes.Somebody phone Celador! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted May 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Best game show idea ever! Paranoid anti-smokers desperately trying to scramble past the 'lung-cancer inducing effects' of breathing in second-hand smoke for 10 seconds as they walk past smokers outside...presented by Jeremy Clarkson as he chain-smokes.Somebody phone Celador!Or how about we have a game where smokers (reduced lung capacity) put their head in a 2 gallon bucket of my piss, the winner is the one who holds their breath longest or drowns trying....Its not the health issue that bothers me..... I think most non smokers dont care for the awful stench of fags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmygoodein Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Its not the health issue that bothers me..... I think most non smokers dont care for the awful stench of fagsI second that. It feels great to get home from playing a gig not reeking of fags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 Or how about we have a game where smokers (reduced lung capacity) put their head in a 2 gallon bucket of my piss' date=' the winner is the one who holds their breath longest or drowns trying.... [/quote']That doesn't sound that fun to watch, just gross and a bit dangerous. Its not the health issue that bothers me..... I think most non smokers dont care for the awful stench of fagsSo now we're making unpleasant smells illegal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted May 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 So now we're making unpleasant smells illegal?Well if you insist.....but I would be happy with just outlawing the fags... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Cadet Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 I realise that faggy smells aren't everyone's cup of tea, but if I want to kill myself thats my choice. I am now relegated to outside ( I'm nae pissed about it - I ken ma place!) so that the cold kills me off faster and even when I'm inside the pubs smell of wee and fat beer swilling blokes instead of pubs - Yet still thats not enough for GraemeC. Why do you not find the smoking ban / comprimise enough? You sound like a little bairn throwing a tantrum in his pram for not getting a sweetie at the tills in the supermarket - Grow up! They'll never ban smoking - the government can't afford to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 I for one am disappointed' date=' as I now have to go outdoors to enjoy my fine cigars.On the flipside, it is probably better for other people's health.[/quote']There's an old Polish proverb that says "Only the centipede can hear all the hundred footsteps of his Uncle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted May 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 I realise that faggy smells aren't everyone's cup of tea' date=' but if I want to kill myself thats my choice. I am now relegated to outside ( I'm nae pissed about it - I ken ma place!) so that the cold kills me off faster and even when I'm inside the pubs smell of wee and fat beer swilling blokes instead of pubs - Yet still thats not enough for GraemeC. Why do you not find the smoking ban / comprimise enough? You sound like a little bairn throwing a tantrum in his pram for not getting a sweetie at the tills in the supermarket - Grow up! They'll never ban smoking - the government can't afford to![/quote']If you choose to regard my sharing my opinion as "throwing a tantrum" then thats fine, but it would appear that you are the one name calling and getting all upset, but we are looking at this from opposite sides of the fence....and it is you thats the addict...8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 I thought I'd hate the ban, but it's actually not too bad, the difference in my singing at gigs is remarkable too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted May 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 the difference in my singing at gigs is remarkable too.I find that very hard to believe..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 www.myspace.com/radiolucifer for proof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EchelonDivision Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 www.myspace.com/radiolucifer for proof!that was "proof"?PISH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 I think I'll start a campaign to stop smoking on the street.....it was horrible leaving the tunnels last night' date=' running the gauntlet of all the sad addicts...[/quote']oh sweet jesus cunting christ! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! you don't like it...we get it. we're outside you're inside. if you dont like smoking in the street just stay inside all day and moan about it on internet forums. pretty much what you already do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelie Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 If you choose to regard my sharing my opinion as "throwing a tantrum" then thats fine' date=' but it would appear that [b']you are the one name calling and getting all upset, but we are looking at this from opposite sides of the fence....and it is you thats the addict...8)and are you not addicted to beer just give it a rest you got the smokers out now your opinions on it are wearing a bit thin i could say live and let live but you would say to the smokers live and let die:swearing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted May 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 oh sweet jesus cunting christ! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! you don't like it...we get it. we're outside you're inside. if you dont like smoking in the street just stay inside all day and moan about it on internet forums. pretty much what you already docalm down...calm down....Whats wrong ... nicotine levels low are they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 I think I'll start a campaign to stop smoking on the street.....it was horrible leaving the tunnels last night' date=' running the gauntlet of all the sad addicts...[/quote'] Honestly G, you now have a smoke free pub, and you still moan about a few seconds of very minor inconvenience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted May 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 and are you not addicted to beer Well no I'm not actually.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feeble! Posted May 5, 2006 Report Share Posted May 5, 2006 Well, I'm happy the pubs are smoke free. I don't exactly go out often, but I'm trying to quit so it's quite good to not go out and light up all the time.Anyway, running a car and smoking don't go together at all. I just had to pay £120 for two new front tyres and to get my tracking fixed, £150 towards insurance and I have a meagre £100 for petrol/food/phone credit etc. Fuck spending £5 on 20 fags when I could get another 50 miles or so out of the car!However, it's taking the piss to complain about smokers being outside the door. That's pretty rough, the actual pub is smoke free and that's what's important, right? Out in the open it's not like you're going to get cancer from walking past people who are smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 im not really wanting to get into this arguement full blown but i can see G's pointlike it can be a gauntlet getting past them. theres soooo many smokers outside places now. but when theres as much as there is its kinda hard to keep a slight distance away from them, or even say excuse me, so end up barging past then getting harrased for not saying it. even tho generally i have they just dont listen but thats not my beefbut yeah it is a slight annoyance too. but im happy being able to breath inside places now. if i could choose that, or having a clear way outside but not being able to breath at all. id choose the dozens outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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