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No Joke was sitting on the number1 bus coming from the b.o.d to toon when some random old pish and biscuit stinking wifey asked why my hair was so long (im no hippy) and so unkept

I mean what was i meant to say............ i didnt actually SAY anything but i think me drop kiking her 3 times told her all she needed to know

i mean the old folks of today

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I know not Everyone's like this but...

...I hate most old people with a passion, especially when i see them skipping ques and expecting seats in places like supermarkets and buses. I don't mind giving up my seat to someone who genuinely needs it but when an old person expects you to swap their free ticket for my 1.40 seat, they don't have a chance.

Que jumpers are the best because they use the traits of old people to their advantage, i.e. "i didn't see the que" and so on. Good eene, but i bet you would see me flip you off. Nothing better than a foggie being PWND by a young person when they jump ques.

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I deteste old people who use the "about ten items" checkout in asda when they clearly have more. Yes you bint, the small trolleys can hold ten items you fuckin idiot. Most of the time the staff are too nice and don't want to offend old ladies so they let them get away with it.

What drives me nuts at work, is old people complaining about the prices and counting out their change even though they've just been in a queue for ages and have had plenty time to prepare for the inevitable transaction. Grrrrr.

I once heard two ladies going on and on and on at a bus stop about how terrible it is that students get cheap tickets. WHAT THE FUCK?! They get FREE tickets?! That makes no sense.

Having said that, my grandparents are lovely.

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Unlike Holly, my grandparents are not lovely. They fit into the same bracket as EVERY old person, they demand respect because of their longer years. Most of them are undereducated (this is mainly women I'm talking about - I'm not saying women are stupid, just that up until recent years, men were educated further on a greater basis) and haven't had a steady job their whole lives, are now living on state pension and using free bus services.

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I give it about an hour before this thread gets closed because we're all ageist.

I forgot about my Dad's Dad though. He lives in London. He thinks it's funny to be rascist even though he'd never actually be horrible to a non white person to their face. Watches BBC News 24 all day long whenever he comes to visit "just in case something happens, i'll be the first to know", doesn't realise how unacceptable it is to talk about sex in front of his grandchildren "Holly dahhhhhling, I want condoms and viagra for Christmas" etc etc etc.

I'm praying he's not coming up for xmas this year.

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The single worst thing is when i'm on the bus into town at about 4.50 and 3,000 rattly old puffins break their hips 'running' out of mecca, completely filll my bus making everyone else stand up (it's not as if they haven't been sitting on their wrinkly arses all afternoon crossing out numbers) and moaning about how the P+J/Beans/Milk/Bread has gone up. I can count all the nice pensioners i know on 1 hand.

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They strut around, never moving out of the way for anyone.

Town is FULL of them, every day.

They all dress the same.

They have no respect for others.

They make a racket on the bus.

They spend the government's money on gin, clothes and bingo.

They expect everything for free, and are never happy because we're not living in the 40s any more.

worse than neds?

nah, not quite.

AKM

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oh man.... i don't even take the bus(i live in thurso, whats the point) and old people annoy me on a daily basis. i work in a bar. they come in.... smelling all old and of wee. ask for a drink... then gurn about the price. some of them can't even speak well enough to say what drink they want. there's this old man who comes in and i have no idea what he's saying. then... he had the cheek to freak at one of my work mates cos he didn't understand him. (well, we assume he was gurning)

the old ladies are worse. there's an old woman who comes in, she's loaded, and she sifts through the menu saying things like "oh thats so expensive" etc(nothing is that expensive)

i say we take the fuckers out! do a cleansweep of wee smelling old cunts, put them in a big pile and set them on fire.

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I hate the way that unless you get out of their way, they'll walk straight into you on the street. You always have to be the one to get out of their way, because they're old and clearly more important.

And i hate the way old men think they're allowed to just blatantly stare at females. What? because you're 60+ it's okay to perve?

Pfft

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The single worst thing is when i'm on the bus into town at about 4.50 and 3' date='000 rattly old puffins break their hips 'running' out of mecca, completely filll my bus making everyone else stand up (it's not as if they haven't been sitting on their wrinkly arses all afternoon crossing out numbers) and moaning about how the P+J/Beans/Milk/Bread has gone up. I can count all the nice pensioners i know on 1 hand.[/quote']

at least you only have to put up with them on the bus, i have to put up with the cunts when they are in the bingo!! Although we are hatching a plan to commit mass euthenasia(sp) by piping some kind of gas into the the bingo hall, while all the employee's are having a fire drill.

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No Joke was sitting on the number1 bus coming from the b.o.d to toon when some random old pish and biscuit stinking wifey asked why my hair was so long (im no hippy) and so unkept

I mean what was i meant to say............ i didnt actually SAY anything but i think me drop kiking her 3 times told her all she needed to know

i mean the old folks of today

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what's your point caller?

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They strut around' date=' never moving out of the way for anyone.

Town is FULL of them, every day.

They all dress the same.

They have no respect for others.

They make a racket on the bus.

They spend the government's money on [b']vodka, clothes and music.

They expect everything for free, and are never happy because we're not living in the 90s any more.

Hmmm....

Who are we talking about again?

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Hey' date=' lay off the old people, Alan Cynic's going to have a heart attack when he reads this. ;)[/quote']

I was reading it earlier on, with steam coming out of my hairy ears!

To think I fought and died in the War* for you lot of self-centred sperm-wastage!!!!

*that's the Mods V Rockers one, by the way :rockon:

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I have a problem with Old people when they drive (or attempt to drive). Im sorry but 30mph in a 60mph deserves 10 years behind bars

I have a problem with young people when they drive (or attempt to drive). I'm sorry but 60mph in a 30mph deserves 10 years behind bars

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