Hardcore Mel Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 There really is no hope for the world. Anyone else think the cake looks like white doner kebab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 That cake looks hideously yummy. I'm not sure whether I want to eat it or gyrate against it. Does this mean she doesn't get all her money from OK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 There really is no hope for the world. Anyone else think the cake looks like white doner kebab?Jordan isn't exactly the guru of taste though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted September 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 That cake looks hideously yummy. I'm not sure whether I want to eat it or gyrate against it. Does this mean she doesn't get all her money from OK?that pic is scanned from OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 big tits though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 big tits though.I know, two of them. Jordan's got huge knockers as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catherine Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 bleh. its horrible. and look at peters hair!!??!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 I'd have expected nothing less!!!!! Go girl! Christ - I wonder how Jodie Marsh can ever top this one!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted September 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 I'd have expected nothing less!!!!! Go girl! Christ - I wonder how Jodie Marsh can ever top this one!!!!by wearing a dress that's slashed in the middle to reveal her stomach, possibly coupled with a hiked up skirt at the front a la stephanie seymour in the vid for november rain. and it'll be in lilac or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
succubitch Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Anyone else think they look like ken and barbie?, and don't get me started on the dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skittles Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 fuck all wrong with any of it, if they wanna have a melted snowman as a cake and terrible wedding costumes then good for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Peter Andre is TRYING to look like Mike Patton circa Album Of The Year era, but failing miserably.The other one is trying to pretend she's an angelic princess, but we all know she's a filthy slut really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 what ridiculous human beings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 minutes of hate Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 human beings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
succubitch Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Just found out that the couple took to the dance floor for their first song as man and wife: a pre-recorded duet of "a whole new world" sung by ... Peter and Jordan. God that's tacky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Just found out that the couple took to the dance floor for their first song as man and wife: a pre-recorded duet of "a whole new world" sung by ... Peter and Jordan. God that's tacky.And you just KNOW it's going to be released as a single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
succubitch Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 I feel sick at the thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluffy Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 well i hope they are happy together. does anyone know if her little boy harvey got to the wedding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarleyQuinn Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 i just cant believe her tiara was a FOOT HIGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 There really is no hope for the world. Anyone else think the cake looks like white doner kebab?looks like a monster rainbow kiss (yum yum) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Nazi Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 I actually like the dress. If it wasn't that hideous shade of blackcurrant-vomit and the skirt wasn't so huge... it'd look ok.Jordan should have gone for a dress that didn't show off her jugs so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 dear god, that is possibly the silliest dress i have ever seenthe cake looks like it has been left in teh sun to melt for a while, the slightly wobblylean with allteh decorations slowing making their way southwardsDavid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tickle Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 Just found out that the couple took to the dance floor for their first song as man and wife: a pre-recorded duet of "a whole new world" sung by ... Peter and Jordan. God that's tacky.OH MY GOD! o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 truely horrifying but at the same time totally predictable. Can I ask why any of us care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinosaur Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 I reckon someone should prod her tits with a pin to see if they pop, then she'll fly around the room like a balloon. hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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