TelecasterSam

I was in Tesco's the other day when a guy started throwing cheese and milk at me... . . . how dairy ! (groan !...... sorry could not resist)

Manchester United have set up a Helpline for any supporters who may be affected by their humiliating defeat by Manchester City today. The number is: 0161 61 61 61

https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=479934107975

I might try contribute something too !

Two friends are fishing near a bridge.Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge, so one of the men stands up, takes off his cap and bows his head. When the cars have gone, he puts his cap back on, sits back down and carries on fishing. His mate turns to him and says," Dave, that's one of the nicest most respectful things I've ever seen" Dave replies, " Well we were married for nearly 20 years "

What a game ..... a combined score of 794 !!!!!!! ....

"Can I change the channel ?" some more of my photo's of our cats at : http://s1081.photobucket.com/albums/j356/telecastersam/Animal Pics/ any comments on the pics greatly received......

....forgot to add The Matrix Trilogy Enter the Dragon and ANIMAL HOUSE (always gives me a big laugh!) "there were blanks in that gun, ... Holy shit ! ...there WERE blanks in that gun... Holy shit ! ....always cracks me up !

The wrong way round that was, realise I did not !

Are there any first language Gaelic speakers in the forum ? I have them a question to answer, if they would be so kind ! cheers.....

The Star Wars Saga, Blues Brothers, Independence Day, Armageddon and sometimes Downfall and Crossroads !

I rustle up a variation of this dish quite often..... my kids love it ! (I notice a big chip outta your plate though Ryan !)

Best of luck Matt..... (I'm pretty shite btw..LOL)

My son's been asking me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! B*ll*cks to this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy. I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a train. He was chuffed to bits. Said to my missus, "Hey! fatty what do you want for your birthday?" She said, "Don't get ****ing lippy." I said, "right, mascara it is, then!" My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak. Farting in lifts, that's just wrong on so many levels

.....and we're doing SO well !!! (he keeps beating me though....)

‎2 Glaswegians were sittin in the pub discussing Jimmy's wedding. "Och its gonni be pure brilliant" says Jimmy, "everythins organised awe ready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the rings, the reception, av even goat a kilt to get maryed in!" "A kilt?" says Archie, "that's magic, you'll look pure smert man in that. Whits the tartin?" "Och a think she'll be in white!"

I had to turn off the vid...... made me feel slightly unwell crazy fuckers !

Four hates got to me today : Mother-in-Laws, ......need I say more ?....... The "Go Compare" ad, fat guy singer with moustache...... the PPI ad by Gladstone Brookes........ and the jingle singing bitch who does "Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace" .... I wish they would just fuck off ......

Anybody have any experience with these pedals ? ..... they interest me quite a bit.... http://www.hardwirepedals.com/

probably on here, or stick it on Gumtree, you should get about £80-100 for guitar/amp package !

Paul, You could try these "Wilkinson Vintage Voice" ones, they sound pretty good (or check out the others on this page).....some nice sound bites to hear too ! I'm gonna get some eventually for my Tele project..... http://www.axesrus.com/axetelep.htm