.... that my eleven year old son is growing up fast ! Scenario : Went out for the afternoon to Castle Fraser (steam rally show etc.) Wife started talking to someone she knew... blah, blah, blah .... My daughter Fiona was talking to wife's friend's daughter..... My son interacts with me for some mild entertainment.... (playing the "Thumb Wrestling Game") quote my son Alasdair ... "One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a thumb war" .... we do the left, right, left, thumb thingy...... then he shocked me a bit when he continued with .... "Five, Six, Seven, Eight, ...... I use this hand to masturbate" ..... !!!!! shocked, I'll say .... but boy did wife & I piss ourselves laughing.... cuz he started backtracking, saying .... " but, but, I don't actually do it Dad" ....