TelecasterSam

bump, bump ! pics here..... http://s1081.photobucket.com/albums/j356/telecastersam/Liberty%20Electro-Acoustic/

Paul, don't forget to keep me in mind for your 2nd guitarist spot....pleeeeezzzze !

Sometimes.... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile. But FART just ONE friggin' time.....And everybody knows!!

My new Takamine Electro-Acoustic......

Another good guitar parts company, I've used a few times is : http://www.axesrus.com/axecart.htm

Congratulations Phil..... (We've just celibrated our 16th wedding anniversary.... wow, time flies)

(Soda...fixed that for you!..... thats all you wanted to say, isn't it?) ..... quoted for truth btw....

I love my Crocs..... I wear them around the house like slippers, and for me, they are a lot more comfortable than slippers (don't get your feet so hot) .... and the material they are made from is ace at removing any hard skin on your feet, they are easy to keep clean, all in all, a great item of footwear.....despite of what some of you think ! Crocs = 2 Slippers = 0

I don't wear them outside.... only in the house !

Wearing just T shirt, Cargo Shorts and my naked feet inside my house crocs.... I make the mistake of rushing while emptying the dishwasher, and dropped a glass caserole dish, which promptly shattered and cut open my ankle quite badly.... more haste, less speed, Sam, .....then you wouldn't have done that, you daft twat ! I live and learn..... fucking hurt though !..... and what an amount of small pieces of glass to clean up !

It looks from the News reports here, that its gonna be a big slow one, maybe taking 20 - 21 hrs to pass..... and they say the storm is as big as Europe ! get yersel some wellies, sou'wester, umbrella, water wings, snorkel & flippers.... whatever you might need mate, cuz it looks like you might end up swimming ! seriously though.... take care !

word plays.....don'tcha just love it ! ..... I'd rep you for that but, ..... fraid I have to spread it around a bit first !!

fixed ! (the v' key is nowhere near the k' key, how did you make that error ) After not finding it stocked in ANY shops/supermarkets for absolutely ages...... Tesco Danestone has restocked my favorite muesli "Kellogg's Country Store" (so bought a dozen boxes to stock up, just in case they stop stocking them again !) Country Store is fucking delicious.......minted !!!!!!!!!

Jaseyboi...... not since my kids arrived 10 year back (too much hassle).... I did used to keep coldwater & tropical fish..... and thorougly enjoyed it (might even do it again some time) I had a 4ft coldwater tank, with goldfish, shubunkins, orffs & smaller koi ... 2 x 3ft Tanks for Trops, usual fish in them, were things like guppies, angels, barbs, tetras etc..... also had a 2ft Trop tank for breeding/hospital/isolation etc.... Still have some of the equipment to this day...in the garage ! ah...happy times (before kids) we now have a menagerie of different pets.... 1 x Rabbit, 3 x Guinea Pigs, 1 x Hamster, 3 x Cats...... not long ago also had a dog (sadly missed)

I've started a game with you Stroopy...... check it out !

My Canadian niece and nephew make this shit all the time when they want a snack..... "Catriona, Callum, what you having to eat ?..... oh, just a Kraft Dinner" (as they call it) Disgusting, Tasteless, MSG & Gum soaked crap (the pasta tubes are not even really macaroni shaped either!)..... I don't know how anyone can enjoy eating it ! ....... but .... each to his own......

If anyone wants a game on FB.......SamtheTeleplayer...... can't say I'm that good though !

not perfect but..... "Gurgle" "Hurdle" or "Circle"....maybe good enough for a lyric?

so true..... along with..... Heh !..... init !.......knowwattamean.....

Miranda Hart, big (6ft-1") Nerdy, clumsy, painfully a hooray-henrietta, so called comedienne who stars in "Miranda"...... I can't for the life of me find her in the least bit funny !!! She makes me grind my teeth every time I see her !

I have every sympathy G, those damn auto-flush sensors are too close to the back of the bogs.... lean back just a little too far and..... Whoosh..... cold bollock shower !! Had it happen to me too !..... .....this should be a Pet Hate ! humorous though

me too ! (would have repped you for that but : "You must spread etc, etc....)

Rushing to bring in a lot of almost dry washing, during a downpour just now..... I got fucking soaked through.....and look like a drowning cat in a river ! not cool !..... but funny

ah, I see, I had no idea what that refered to! .....not very complimentary, is it ? Thanks for enlightening me Paul