TelecasterSam

I was born .... ONLY 6 years after it was published !!

I didn't actually mean the "Book" coming out .....I meant living through that year (which some people thought would be the "Orwellian" end of the world) ..... sorry for the confusion !

That point in your life when you realise that the years you have left are much less than the years you've already lived ..... (mind you ... when you've reached my age, Orwell's 1984, does'nt seem that long ago !!.... christ, I left school in 1971 )

and NO HP Sauce ! ...... what's the world coming to !

... I play mainly Telecasters (i do have others) and I'm called Sam ..... "simples"

I do .... (fat, ugly, old fucker, yea I know !!)

They probably mean the same as we do when we say " I could'nt give a fuck !" ...... but you know that they spell and say things that are just stupid ! "They don' talk like we does, does thay !"

Welcome LG ...... most folk on here are a good bunch, and I find a good half dozen of em' give me a good laugh from time to time.... Have fun !!

New Fender Blacktop models announced....... Strat, Baritone Tele & P90 Jaguar http://www.guitarguitar.co.uk/news/article.asp?id=119032 (love the look of the Jag !)

HP sauce ..... all the way ! (I don't hate ketchup, but just not a big fan... prefer good brown sauce any day !..... I DO hate mayonaisse though ...yeuch !!!)

For me, its this one...of course !

shoot...... non of my pics show up now cos they were uploaded to the old galleries.... aww

I really liked the Photoshop Game Thread.... mainly cos I took part, was quite good at it, and most of them were really good and very funny ! http://www.aberdeen-music.com/threads/photoshop-game.49484/

..... and this is a reference to what exactly ? .... that I'm some kind of Homophobe ? ..... NO Way, Swingin' Ryan I'd gie ye a kiss and that's nay lyin' (pucker up, buttercup !) (name the artist !)

Well... true enough, but I was slowing down as I approached it, and as the pic indicates...there's not a fair distance to zap with a radar twice to get a margin of error imo ! (at least I've still got a clean licence )

THAT's how close they were to the 30mph zone...... b*stards !

Police speed traps..... Bloody police stopped me last night as I was just entering Pitmedden village.... they were lying in wait by the tennis courts with a radar gun and caught me as I was just approaching the 30mph sign (I WAS just slowing down cos I always drive through at 30mph normally) bastards must have zapped me before the sign though, cuz I'd slowed down from approx 50mph to 41mph..... I got a lecture and a warning, reminding me that it SHOULD have been 3 points & a £60 fine.... no other cars around, no pedestrians, and they left for pastures new just after dealing with me.... Have they nothing better to do @ 9.00pm on chilly night in December ? Go catch drivers with NO mot's, insurance, stolen cars, etc..... Grrrr

seen as there seems to be a cat theme.... thought I'd post this... some of these really crack me up (so much like our cats its unbelievable !)