TelecasterSam

I just knew someone would pick up on that sentence !!

For Sale Coleman "Columbia" 10 man tent (26.2kgs) in absolute mint condition...... Apart from a test erection it has never been used ... All complete, poles, pegs, carry bag etc.... This has a retail price of 200 + Selling for a bargain price of 110.00 (no offers) If interested, pm me ! .......... see pic below

Pans People co-founder Flick Colby died today aged 65 of bronchial pneumonia..... shame..... goddamn sexy in her prime days !!

Suffering from piles is nae fine Youll have tears in your eyes all the time So dont eat a hot curry Or to the lavvy youll hurry Your arsell be in tatters, Lang Syne ! next..... vomiting !

If your toenails are in need of a cutting Coz their too long, look gross and are gnarly Please use the right clippers And take off your slippers Or when youre out youll look a right Charlie ! next subject.....farting !

Sorry John, no offence meant, but I thought it would look funny and I couldn't resist !

The cost of new glasses !!! Had to order some new specs, and can't believe the price these days !... jeez ....299.99 but at least I got a 2 for 1 deal...... regular pair & a prescription pair of sunglasses !

The wife has just bought me (cuz I like cooking !) a new set of ACE kitchen knives.... 5 in the Block ...... for 120 and one of the best makes "Sabatier" ..... Wow ! so cool !

cheers ......

Ok, ok..... point taken..... rectified !

Good effort Lucky...... 7 out of 10 .....but just thought I'd have a go to improve it

sorry... I couldn't resist (I enjoy doing these !)

or.... how about this .......

as per OP

My daughter started at a new school today.... and I'm more anxious than she is !

mmmm... I think I'm a bit like that too ! .... I have an irresistible urge to straighten crooked pictures too ! (and cannot for any price believe in all this Feng Shui shite) is that spelt right? ?(

Nah Stroopy, I can't agree with you there....the whole "Escape" album is great songs !

mmm...trouble is, there has been no evidence that has surfaced that it was an "execution"... thought he was just shot and killed because he would not surrender ? He deserved to die, he had lots of peoples blood on his hands and had no qualms about killing others, a fanatic ! .....but I agree that it is in bad taste to celebrate anybody's death !

I would probably say.... "structuring it so that it reads the way the writer intends" : surely that's the way ANY poem should be read ?...... sort of !! up: