stroppycow

So many options.... In a ditch in Banchory-Devenick Outside Northfield Academy In a flooded tent in Bassenthwaite High Wycombe

modern technology It sounds excellent and I have been assured it is easy to use and not complicated, unlike the hidesous monstrosity in the Tilted Wig which seems to eat all your money and play you one song for a fiver. Bloody thing. I like the one in the Lampie. Basic and old. Like me.

toast 2 slices wholemeal toast with blackberry jam and a cup of tea. Not terribly avant garde.....

Door Policy

handy words 'Simmet' - vest 'Hummildoddies' - fingerless gloves Want to get rid of someone? "Awa' an' lie in yer ain pish" Nice.

How much funnier would it be if someone bravely cut off his cock and threw it at the likes of Ruth 'I wear barbed wire round my knee to feel closer to God' Kelly or Anne 'pudding-faced virgin' Widdecombe, rather than boring old eggs and flour??? I'd love to see Ruth Kelly smacked in the face with a severed knob.

I'd already found that one! A delicate flower of womanhood! a veritable lady! I bet Calder would think she was a 'proper' woman though. F

That could indeed quite easily be an offspring / sibling / wife / husband / sex slave of Greedy Fat Poof.

I got 11 and need to avoid dogs, sharks and plane crashes.

Yes I do. He was at one point, voiced by Derek Sim who I went to school with. Probably about the biggest acting role that an ex Kincorth Academy pupil ever had.

Holy shit. They just get better and better.

Bugger them. We all need some light entertainment.

Indeed........ http://www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/130106.036.htm

ew The hair, the teeth, the bulk, the clothing, the face. He has no redeeming features at all. None. Should I just go and end it all for him now? F http://www.budzbar.co.uk/gallery/large/100306.010.htm

Yum Yes - Market Sushi bar excellent - proper sticky sushi rice, not like the bog-standards normal rice you get in your Markies 'sushi'. Very well priced, absolutely delicious. Highly recommeneded.

i wanted to be Black Beauty. Or Darrell in the Malory Towers books. Or Beryl the Peril. I then saw the Sound of Music and wanted to be a nun. As a teenager I wanted to be a groupie and had some career success. Now I am old and would like to be paid for sleeping a lot and watching home improvement programmes.

I'm with you all the way on the smoking issue. It's the whole 'nanny state' that pisses me off. I'm too old and I've smoked for far too bloody long to give up without a struggle or a fight and if any other smug, non-smoking child tells me 'it'll be good for me in the long run and that you probably secretly want to give up' I will punch them, thus not benefiting their health. A mate of mine was walking down a main road in the US a few years back, and was asked to 'kindly extinguish your smoking material, my child is inhaling your smoke'. An interesting comment from the perspective of my 6 foot pal looking down at the knee high pushchair, in direct breathing line with all the nasty exhaust fumes from the big motor cars.... I dont drive. There - I dont pollute the atmosphere that way so its a sort of balance.

Harsh!

One of my favourite Burns efforts Its not all hearts and flowers you know. I've always liked this one. "How daur ye ca' me howlet-faced Ye ugly, glowrin' spectre My face was but the keekin' glass and there ye saw yer picter"

SLF support I really think Toxik should get the support slot. They do it so well, and so appropriately.

nice and smooth

politically incorrect hoot I tried my hardest to watch with sympethy and understanding and just pissed myself all the way through. How much did you love the random shouts of 'bomb' at the airport and 'TWIN TOWERS!' in downtown Chicago? I was also entertained by Michelle's jiggling bosoms. Tremendous.

I think he does warrant a lot of attention and remembrance. My father was in Denis Law's class at school and I grew up in the 70's in a fitba daft family where The Lawman and Bestie were looked on as demi-gods. Unfortunately, a lot of folk are obviously too young to remember his playing days and only knew him as they saw him in later years. I'm very saddened. As I would have been if he died a virtuous death at a ripe old age. RIP. Wah.

Good God. He died on the lavatory of heart failure, probably brought on by the large quantities of various prescription drugs in his system and his ridiculously unhealthy diet of fried everything.