Time Machine

Hahaha! It did cross my mind, but the 20 second masterpiece was over in, well, 20 seconds!! Who ever said that backwards guitars were cool?!!!

1. Dare - Gorillaz feat. Shaun William Ryder 2. In Bloom - Nirvana 3. Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before - The Smiths 4. Heart Of Gold - Neil Young 5. All I Want - The Stone Roses OK, so if wasn't for the Ryder connection, I wouldn't've given Gorillaz a look in, but it's a cracking tune! 'All I Want' is my favourite track off the whispered about 'Garage Flower' record. If anyone has this record, find it, and play this track loud! Tune! "I crashed down on the crossbar and the pain was enough to make a shy, bald, buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder......" _________________ First you look so strong Then you fade away The sun will blind my eyes I love you anyway Thirsty for your smile I watch you for a while You are a vapour trail In a deep blue sky

Just in time to beat the transfer window: 1. Untitled - Interpol 2. Up The Bracket - The Libertines 3. Heavy Lifting - Ambulance Ltd 4. Tart Tart - Happy Mondays 5. Close My Eyes - Ride "And then he got up off the floor, he said 'I'm wealthy enough not to do this no more!', and he made it all known, with his hand held up, palm out..." "And she said 'Don't know if I should, coz I'm worried too much about the tests on the blood', and at first it was a 'Yes', then a 'No' and then 'Yes'.."

Tickets onsale Saturday. According to my sources and the official website.

1. Say Hello To Angels - Interpol 2. 24 Hours - Joy Division 3. Reader Meet Author - Morrissey 4. Headshrinker - Oasis 5. I'm So Bored With The USA - The Clash _________________ First you look so strong Then you fade away The sun will blind my eyes I love you anyway Thirsty for your smile I watch you for a while You are a vapour trail In a deep blue sky

Rare day! Onyroad.. 1. Stay Tuned - Ambulance Ltd 2. So Long Ago - The Coral 3. A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours - The Smiths 4. Howard Hughes - Ride 5. Olive Oil - Happy Mondays _________________ First you look so strong Then you fade away The sun will blind my eyes I love you anyway Thirsty for your smile I watch you for a while You are a vapour trail In a deep blue sky

1. Show Of Strength - Echo & The Bunnymen 2. Paint A Vulgar Picture - The Smiths 3. Surfin' USA - The Jesus & Mary Chain 4. Seattle - Public Image Ltd 5. Heart Of Gold - Neil Young

Oh mystical Creative Zen Touch 20gb, giz yer first five random tunes! Gulp! 1. Blackbird - The Beatles 2. Uniform - Inspiral Carpets 3. A Wooden Horse - British Sea Power 4. Waterfall - The Stone Roses 5. Scrape Away - The Jam Ya dancer! That's the best random selection from me yet! The British Sea Power tune is an absolute stunner, as is 'Scrape Away' by The Jam. p.s. been listening to that Ambulance Ltd album virtually non-stop, it's on the headphones now. Buy it folks, you'll be pleasantly surprised! Hae a good Saturday night! _________________ First you look so strong Then you fade away The sun will blind my eyes I love you anyway Thirsty for your smile I watch you for a while You are a vapour trail In a deep blue sky

Yup, that Friday feeling strikes again. Need some BIG tunes! 1. Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who 2. Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve 3. I Am The Resurrection - The Stone Roses 4. Jumpin' Jack Flash - The Rolling Stones 5. Leave Them All Behind - Ride And if they canna get the blood pumpin' through yer veins, awa back tae yer game o' Scrabble! _________________ First you look so strong Then you fade away The sun will blind my eyes I love you anyway Thirsty for your smile I watch you for a while You are a vapour trail In a deep blue sky

Not my favourite meal, but I love a homemade mushroom risotto with grated fresh parmesan cheese! And a glass of dry white to wash it down!

Yeah, I love it! I wish I watched the first series and the British one now! Me and my old man crack up at Trump in the boardroom! "You're fired!"

"Our champion spirit is here to stay......"

Was there nae a 70s prog-rock band called Scunthorpe United?

I somehow can't see Alex Miller selling the club to anyone! What a disgrace he was! To see him on the bench with Benitez is laughable!

I have to say, Liam's becoming one helluva songwriter. His latest effort 'Pass Me Down The Wine', the b-side to T.I.O.B.I. is absolutely superb! Get in!

1. Stay Where You Are - Ambulance Ltd 2. Move - Inspiral Carpets 3. When The Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin 4. About A Girl - Nirvana (Unplugged) 5. The Importance Of Being Idle - Oasis _________________ First you look so strong Then you fade away The sun will blind my eyes I love you anyway Thirsty for your smile I watch you for a while You are a vapour trail In a deep blue sky

Cheers! Aye, it's really good! Sounds kinda like Ride circa 'Carnival Of Light'. Well that's how the geezer sold it to me anyway! Always nice to get hold of an album that you would never have heard of otherwise, and then really like it!!!!!

Just got a shottie o' this album fae a boy in my footie team. I think it's magic! I'd never heard of them before, but I got told that I'd like them! Does anyone else have this record?

Someone in my family has had a successful career in professional football, as a player, an assistant manager, manager and scout, and has discovered footballers who have been sold on for millions of pounds.

Sack the geezer who chose 'My Latest Novel' for a band name! I hope yer music's good!

1. Nah Nah - Ian Brown 2. Hymn From A Village - James 3. F**k Forever - Babyshambles 4. Till The End Of The Day - The Kinks 5. Soul Kitchen - The Doors "Baby I feel good, from the moment I rise, feel good from morning, till the end of the day....." _________________ First you look so strong Then you fade away The sun will blind my eyes I love you anyway Thirsty for your smile I watch you for a while You are a vapour trail In a deep blue sky

1. Rebellion (Lies) - The Arcade Fire 2. Marblehead Johnson - The Bluetones 3. Gut Of The Quantifier - The Fall 4. Listen To Me - The Hiss 5. The People Who Grinned Themselves To Death - The Housemartins "Tonight, I'm wound tighter than a watch spring...."

1. Birdman - Ride 2. Sedan Delivery - Neil Young 3. Live With Me - The Rolling Stones 4. Song Of A Baker - The Small Faces 5. Oh! Sweet Nuthin' - The Velvet Underground "Say a word for Jimmy Brown....he ain't got nothing at all..."

Get home, set up a playlist, cook a huge pot of bolognaise (from scratch), crank up the new BRMC single, eat said bolognaise with loved ones, and to cap it off, watch England's team full of 'world class players' get stuffed 4-1 by the Danes! (Ignore the fact that Austria got two goals back, it'll only make you greet!). That, my friends, is how to unwind.

1. Devil In Me - 22-20s 2. Never Lose Your Sense Of Wonder - Yeti 3. These Are The Ghosts - The Bees 4. Turn The World Around - The Stands 5. Ain't No Easy Way - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club I very rarely buy NME, I think it's shite, but this week noticed that there's a 13 track CD with it, chosen by Oasis, featuring bands who have supported them in 2005, brilliant stuff. The first 4 tracks above feature. The new BRMC tune is stunning, they've went all bluesy, acousticy, it's absolutely spot on. Bought their new single 'Ain't No Easy Way' yesterday. Will be interesting to see them swap to acoustic guitars during their live sets! _________________ First you look so strong Then you fade away The sun will blind my eyes I love you anyway Thirsty for your smile I watch you for a while You are a vapour trail In a deep blue sky