Time Machine

1. Here Comes Your Man - Pixies 2. Stanley Road - Paul Weller 3. Birdman - Ride 4. Listen To Me - The Hiss 5. I Can't Sleep - The La's Until the cold ground swallows me Me and Ide, go running free

1. You're The One For Me, Fatty - Morrissey 2. Sail Away - Neil Young 3. Slow Down - The Jam 4. A Message To You Rudy - The Specials 5. Something Burning - The Stone Roses "I can see the love and the hate in your eyes, penny for the thoughts behind the disguise".

1. Failures - Joy Division 2. 24 Hour Party People - Happy Mondays 3. Bring It On Down - Oasis 4. Doctor Robert - The Beatles 5. Bargain - The Who "How old are you? Are you old enough? Should you be in here watching that?"

Like a beer myself. Cheeky Corona or Stella.

1. The Lonely - British Sea Power 2. Walk In The Fire - Doves 3. Love Like A Fountain - Ian Brown 4. Cold Hard Bitch - Jet 5. Leave Them All Behind - Ride

1. Peter Kay's observation humour - "Mr Potter, there's a horse in the Jocky Wilson suite!" 2. Pretty girls 3. Shaun Ryder's lyrics 4. Hearing Rangers/Celtic/England getting beat 5. Scottish comedy, Chewin' The Fat, Still Game, Only An Excuse etc etc!

1. Loving You Is Easy - The Charlatans 2. Boys In The Band - The Libertines 3. Jag Tune - The Music 4. History - The Verve 5. When You Dance You Can Really Love - Neil Young

'Dead Flowers', what a tune! 1. Heart and Soul - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club 2. One Hundred Years From Now - The Byrds 3. Spoilt Victorian Child - The Fall 4. Miss Judy's Farm - The Faces 5. These Things Take Time - The Smiths ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Waste no more energy No more time Step into the time machine Aboard this flight Time to go It's sad that you're not here To open up your eyes and.... watch me disappear

1. Twisterella - Ride 2. Stella Was A Diver And She Was Always Down - Interpol 3. Set Me Free - The Kinks 4. Standing Here - The Stone Roses 5. The Way She Does - The Stands

1. The Importance Of Being Idle - Oasis (Noel's best tune in AGES imo) 2. 'A' Bomb In Wardour Street - The Jam 3. For Once In My Life - Stevie Wonder 4. November Spawned A Monster - Morrissey 5. Mad Cyril - Happy Mondays

Getting my head smashed off a pool table for no reason and seeing my front two teeth come straight out was pretty scary. Thanks to the ARI Maxo Faxo clinic for their sterling restorative work. Forever in your debt. You should've seen the state of the other guy though! Twat.

1. Bonehead's Bank Holiday - Oasis 2. Stella Was A Diver And She Was Always Down - Interpol See, Kap! The above two bands can be loved together! Anything is possible! Believe! 3. In A Different Place - Ride 4. My Drug Buddy - The Lemonheads 5. Art School - The Jam

1. Waiting For The Man - The Velvet Underground 2. Chicken Payback - The Bees 3. Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others - The Smiths 4. Victoria - The Kinks 5. Hopelessly Devoted To Them - The Housemartins

I didn't know 'Brand New Cadillac' was a cover version by The Clash!! Gee whizz, you learn something new every day! Joy Division played 'Louie Louie' live.

I haven't noticed that! I just kept putting it back to the opening track as soon as 'Let There Be Love' finished!

That's Entertainment - Morrissey Stand By Me - John Lennon Louie Louie - Joy Division Ramblin' Rose - Primal Scream New Age - Ride Wonderwall - Ryan Adams I Am The Walrus - Oasis

1. Obstacle 1 - Interpol 2. Keep The Dream Alive - Oasis 3. The Guns Of Brixton - The Clash 4. Reel Around The Fountain - The Smiths 5. My Drug Buddy - The Lemonheads

Have given it a fair few listens, really like it. Certainly their best record since Morning Glory. Be Here Now was awful, Shoulders was absolutely dire, and the last one was nae bad in my opinion. However, Oasis have certainly produced a record to be proud of, there's a few magic tunes. The best two in my opinion are 'Turn Up The Sun' and 'Keep The Dream Alive', both penned by ex Ride (we won't mention Hurricane #1!) guitar hero, Andy Bell, god bless him! They'll never recreate their mid 90s buzz, but this record should prove that they haven't well and truly lost it, and are back on track I feel. Doing what they do best, great tunes, lyrics that mean nothing, and music to drink beer and have a laugh to! That'll do for me! Folk should listen to this record before they knock it!

Going in to buy the new Oasis and Coral records in the next few days, as well as the Ride BBC Sessions.

1. I've got a 6 handicap at golf. Rock 'n' roll! (Was 5. A few other users of this site, who shall remain nameless, can vouch for that!! ) 2. I think 'Sir Edwin' is a legend. 3. I actually enjoy cooking. Again, rock 'n' roll!

If you watched the documentary on Pete Doherty the other night, you'll know what I mean! Do a google search!!!!!

Yeah, I like them. Only got the 'Best Of' mind you! 'I'll Feel A Whole Lot Better' is one of my favourite tunes! Pop perfection!

The Stone Roses

What's your real name, mate? Max Carlish?!!

Think my Happy Mondays 'Wrote For Luck' technicoloured dreamcoat shall remain firmly tucked away in the depths of my wardrobe!