Time Machine

I'm nae sure! Food or shite! Can't remember! Can't imagine either being particularly scrumptious!

Didz, I take it you laughed at the story of Five Bellies and Gazza's dad scoffing down the cat food laced mince pie?!!!!

Very tough but I'll give it a bash! 1. Fools Gold - The Stone Roses 2. Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division 3. Live Forever - Oasis 4. Ever Fallen In Love - The Buzzcocks 5. Can't Stand Me Now - The Libertines 6. Just Like Heaven - The Cure 7. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths 8. Kinky Afro - Happy Mondays 9. Dreaming Of You - The Coral 10. Where Have All The Good Times Gone? - The Kinks

In my school yearbook I said the full album version of 'I Am The Resurrection' by The Stone Roses, and years on, it's still my favourite. It has got absolutely everything that I'd ever want in an ace tune! A beginning, a middle and my word, what a triumphant finale!

I stand corrected! It was actually Serie B and not Serie A! Cracking read all the same!!!! My dad's got that Cascarino one!

Good to see a few votes for The Velvet's 'Loaded', I think it's a brilliant record from start to finish. 'Sweet Jane', 'Rock and Roll', 'New Age' and 'Oh! Sweet Nuthin' are absolute classics! C'mon Lightbody, where's your 10? And it better contain the greatest bass guitar album ever!!!!! "Can I have your autograph?" He said to the fat blonde actress

For any of you fellow anoraks of the game, here's a few books to read beside the swimming pool in the summer months! Niall Quinn - The best autobiog I've read, great book, really funny, and an excellent insider's account of what happened within the Irish team meeting where Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy exchanged pleasantries. Stan Bowles - Just finished reading it actually. Superb. They should put this in schools and universities! For those who don't know, he was one of the greatest players to grace the game, but is now penniless, due to his chronic gambling addiction! As well as tracing his career, you really get a great insight into the mind of a gambling addict, and the lengths that people go to get dosh to put on the dogs! Robin Friday - Titled 'The Greatest Footballer You Never Saw', this book was written by Paulo Hewitt and Guigsy from Oasis. Apparently this geezer was some player, but a complete headcase! Very good! The Miracle Of Castel Di Sangro - OK, so it's not an autobiography, but is a classic in its own right. Written by an American who gets into 'soccer' after watching USA '94, the story traces a lowly Serie C team, who make it to Serie B. The author eventually ties to give his input into how the team should play etc, and is a brilliant read and gives a great insight into Italian football.

Alright folks, so what's yer top ten albums? Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a bit of a cliche and has probably been done hundreds of times before, but hey, who gives a flying you-know- what! I think most folk change their minds by the day, and it's an interesting way of finding out what's been floating everyone's boats!! And an interesting method of ripping the sh*t out of my choices!! For what it's worth, here's mine! (They don't have to be in order!!!!!) 1. The Stone Roses - The Stone Roses 2. Definitely Maybe - Oasis 3. Exile On Main St - The Rolling Stones 4. The Queen Is Dead - The Smiths 5. Forever Changes - Love 6. Abbey Road - The Beatles 7. Loaded - The Velvet Underground 8. Nowhere - Ride 9. Squirrel and G-Man Twenty Four Hour Party People Plastic Face Carnt Smile (White Out) - Happy Mondays 10. Rust Never Sleeps (Live) - Neil Young & Crazy Horse All great in their own way. The Mondays debut album has to be the most underrated record in my collection, it's hardly ever spoken about, but the quality of the music is unreal, particularly Paul Ryder's bass playing. So there ye have it! Answers on a postcard...

1. Let It Bleed - The Rolling Stones 2. Seagull - Ride 3. So Here We Are - Bloc Party 4. Brain Dead - Happy Mondays 5. A Wooden Horse - British Sea Power

1. My My, Hey Hey (Out Of The Blue) (Live) - Neil Young 2. Leif Erikson - Interpol 3. She Came In Through The Bathroom Window - The Beatles 4. Into Your Arms - The Lemonheads 5. This Is The One - The Stone Roses

1. Fuck Forever - Babyshambles 2. Long Time Coming - Delays 3. New Age - The Velvet Underground 4. Do Nothing - The Specials 5. Cherry Came Too - The Jesus & Mary Chain

Yeah Lisa, Vapour Trail is magic! Here's today's 5: 1. Where Have All The Good Times Gone? - The Kinks 2. One Of These Days - Doves 3. Fade Away - Oasis 4. I'll Feel A Whole Lot Better - The Byrds 5. Music When The Lights Go Out - The Libertines

1. Vapour Trail - Ride 2. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths 3. Marquee Moon - Television 4. Midnight Rambler - The Rolling Stones 5. Transmission - Joy Division

Bought the Ride box set. Already owned the Best Of, which is one of the CDs. The other two are 'Live at Reading Festival '92' and 'Firing Blanks - Unreleased Ride recordings'. Great stuff.

Which reminds me, I'll have to buy BSP's new album.

What a loon you are min! Alex Di Rocco!

Paul Ryder's finest moment in an Admiral t-shirt?

Aye, and flamin Darren Mackie's second touch is always a tackle! I'm gutted that Whelan's getting freed, great entertainment!

Ok Ok, I'm sorry, I do have more useful things to say! It was a personal joke amongst a couple of other users who introduced me to the site, who obviously haven't seen it yet!! They will find it hysterical I'm sure!! If you didn't like the post you could have easily ignored it!

'Enery A strong strong strong strong strong...medicine will put you right this time.....