sludge

well aye a bit strange i might be. what the fuck pulling tips are you reffereing to? wine,dine and backto mines for a game of mario kart? id advise you all to never take pulling tips from myself. im no maury povich. although what i lack in labido i sure as hell make up with good spelin adn grammor. and im not afraid to take a stab at even the most popular of lovely ladies. although pulling it off is usually slim to none. i wait untill i get home

sludge......been my nickname since primary school. to cut a long story short.... Had some hip disease couldnt do sports for years. made my return in a lunch time game of foootball. scored the winning goal. tried to celebrate but limped about like a cock nosed lepar. some mink made me cry by saying "check yi sludging aboot like a fucking fanny pad" stuck ever since.

well yehh...give thanks where its due. fancy some web cam action?

fuck. the only reason i go on here nowadays is to read the arguments. its threads like these are putting the wasteland to shame. theres nothing wrong with a good bit of banter and heated debates. alternativley what to do is switch off your computer and brethe the fresh air. itll do wonders for your life.

funnily enough ive drunk bleach before.i was 13 or something. the glass had washing up liquid,bleach,asprin,orange juice and toilet duck or some shit. got to one mouth full and realised that it wasnt showing me off as "cool" but as a fucking idiot.

very sad indeed. people just need to fucking wise up. who really shoots at firemen in the first place?

beat it fanny shed. i was only drinking it to look hard next to the jack and coke drinkers.

last night was indeed tits. cant go wrong with free tennants all night.

yip - notes are even worse. watching someone else pick up the win after you just makes you want to play even more.

fruit machines - big time. ive been in the same situation of tanned with the walking home thing. ive spent all of my money on nights out on one fruit machine. you feel gutted afterwards. flashy,bright fucking lights!

this threads pure panny min!

teenage mutant ninja turtle point for rass sorry. weather is old granny talk. reminds me of force fed tangerines ands shiny 20 pence bits.

must a thread be started everytime the weather fucking changes. jesus christ. imagine if somene made a thread everytime they wanked?

i used to go to a lot of rangers games but have stopped going now. i really dont enjoy myself. what i seen on panormama last nights no shock. although it did come as a shock to see the celtic fan slashed from ear to mouth for wearing a celtic top. dont even think he was at the game. 15 aswell i think. disgusting. for anyone who goes to ibrox its clear to see the biggoted scarves, cds,flags,hats and songs. but it is nowhere near a fair representation of the rangers fans for who of the most part are decent folk. really depends on where your sitting in the crowd. also the majority of people ive seen chanting the songs are teenagers, most of whom i dont think they even believe what they are chanting. but obviously there is a problem with just cold hearted violence towards each other and whats been tought to them. panorama showed you them working on stamping it out starting from kids and the next generation. i think its the way forward.its a real shame that this happens in 2005.

im not the biggest fan of it neither at the moment. but to be fair i was listening to it playing mario kart.

bump - come on folks. perfect for uni.

in a room full of people at a party. we asked the group if we could, they said ok as they thought we were joking. was great indeed.

the chicken video is nothing. i watched the fur trade video and as a person who thought he was pretty strong over shit like this i was horrified. i only lasted two minutes through it. ive never actually felt physically sick over something ever. real shocking. if your going to watch it please bare in mind that it will fuck you up for a while.

got tanked - mates tied me to a lampost - beat me up - pushed a wheely bin down the street - pissed on things.

nothing shocking there im afriad. happens worldwide. wouldnt be shocked if the coopsman (or whatever the fuck they are called) gave most of the prime females a damn good buggering after closing hours.

they i.d me everytime because one day i wont have and they will tell me to sling my hook. like theyve done on many occasions even when ive had. indeed there are good and bad bouncers. but one twat on the door of exodus is enough to get me kicked out. some fucking bint in the toilets didnt like the fact i was going after a lady he was obviously with so told the bouncer i was starting on people and vandalising shit in the toilets. got thrown out for it. no chance of a fair trial when your dealing with fucking sasquatch and company.

five fanny farts playing the gig of their life. hats off to them.

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