sludge

scotty too hot potty.

what on earth. my my my great album tonic - sugar

fuck - should of called that one. in all seriousness folks,beach bbqs or whatever is a good way to bring all the handbag swinging bastards,egotistical bastards,snobby bastards,drunk bastards,talented bastards,cool bastards and bastards together for a night and day of drinking,smoking and general good banter with no problems. you all know it makes sense.

hes firlmly off my tits. im more annoyed with the killers. theres a band that suckle all day.

double negative

Anyone fancy extracting the digit and help me organise a summer party or you all quite happy being boring as fuck. any takers? its always good when you take the weird and the wonderfull and pump the lot with alcohol.in the words of jimmy..... come on......

id blame it on my alcohol intake but ive never used "gangrene" in a written sentance before. so the latter flying the flag me thinks. sorry. love you dearly.

fucking die you gan green ridden fanny tassel.

How do you make a girl cum? who gives a fuck.

i got a few corkers. "you fat cunt" "your a fucking knob" etc etc. lovely.

was a fairly good night. At the beginning of the night i flet i was getting raped of my senses with the video but i soon realised it was a very good cause and was very interesting. I admire the guy for being so passionate about it. Wish i had that drive. Enjoyed being Dj crock and had a great night. And the Coffee is good

yehh expect the supremo that is me whenever i have a saturday off. i like nothing more than to play against greats such as Andy Johnson.

ermm............i seem to have mis placed my ticket. somehow i feel this may be a problem. may i have a new one please?love me x

aye.....losers being the key word there.hours at a time is. I Cant concentrate on something for more than two minutes usually.get bored very easily.

anchovies coffee when i get into work south park beating people at computer games.Dont like fuckers that jump in your face and gloat. Although sometimes you just have to.Especcially if you piss all over someone at iss. skin up and listen to a new cd. Or watch reality tv. Average Joe? seafood good party random banter with your mates.Geeting a good one over them especcially. could think of more but cant be arsed. thats also a good feeling.....

i ruptured a disc which fragmented into my spinal column about 3 years ago. been posting shite ever since.Only really go on here when im bored. Used to go on shitloads but gave my fanny tassel a shake and did something else.reflection...hmm....

good kick about today.will be attending more often.

got a citezins arrest for throwing a snowball off some peados window and got arrested for supplying pot to a group of friends. was bullshit really. just got caught with weed at a gathering and someone had to take the blame. they were just trying to put the shits into us.Worked with one of my friends who ran home crying. Ha.Dont even know if the arrset went through. if they arrest you dont they have to cuff you and nick you and all that nonsense? bar that nothing. im a good boy.

got my ticket you fockers.....

yehh - hows about the rocks in scorpian king?he did feck all and got hyped up as the star. was in it for 5 then was computer generated at the end. gay. hes a fanny tassel anyway.

Ive got other arrangments but ill be off a saturday soon enough. You folks play every week because i could get quite a few folk down for a game if you wish for bigger matches or whatever. or is this a play for 10,drink a couple of tinnys and play a game of world cuppy sort of affair. i can adapt to either myself.

i will not hear another bad word about mr Seagal.Under siege is a classic no brainer action film.An ex seal/chef/weapons expert/loving uncle/with half the man pecks of Van Damme.What more could you want from the man? used to watch it week in and week out when i was 10 or something. Congo,true lies and Assasins were also watched.Go download them or pick them up for 50p from blockbuster or free if you chore it off some kid at a carboot sale.

shes been abducted by aliens 7 times right? does that mean its ok to put her on channel 5 or give her a column in the sun? just wondering because ive raped half a dozen chimpanzees.