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saving up for a shitty arsed hampster.

cats arent funny. they are the arseholes of all dometic pets. bar hampsters who no one has actually told me what their purpose,function or reason of being is yet bar waking you up at 5 in the morning with their bastard wheel.Fair enough i cried when mine died when i was 8 and i wouldnt throw one out a window or anything but surely if one died in your home (and if you dont have kids why the fuck have you got one?)you would be more than glad to see the back of the thing.they bite,they shit,they make noise,stink and run infornt of cars. so why not adopt a kid from froghall the next time you feel like getting a gift for your son because a hampster is the indoor equivlent of your common kappa ridden ned. fucking die.

agreed.we are the only two then?

i am also a big brother addict. makosi - her mission? piece of piss.i would just take a shit on the kitchen table.

been to ibiza 5 times. love that place. its really not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. good family holiday.

dunno about a duck. but i am partial to a cock - or - too.

fucking amzing. fully deserved win. hate milan.

fuck.knew i should of used "im going to knife you".

i bolted the last quarter mile. felt good overtaking smart arse students who bolted it on mile 1.

i shall be in attendance at this one. looking forward to hearing new gu. better be jizz worthy or be expecting panda punches. especcially you rico yi fanny shed.

56.23 was my time. well chuft to get under an hour.trimmer /fitter version of crocker since going to the gym. main objective was to beat my dad which i did. fairly good fun. defo be up for doing it next year. well done tanned. excellent time. quite glad my smokey - smoked lungs held up

smashing my head open off a gate and getting stitches. never rid thomas the tank again.

in 10 - a little crocker kicking about in 20 - kicking him out the house. in 50 - have him wipe my arse in sheltered accomodation. thats what dreams are made of.

that would be the equivlent of people saying pie - napple instead of pine - apple then? pretty much the same thing. not really annoying. just basic bad grammar and punctuation.

ohhhhhhhhhhhh its on. you better get ti steppin'

anyone who says something and finishes with .com please do me a favour and go contract super aids. or shingles.

bump - jee fecking whizz.this will be a a raging success.

it shall be in the summer of 69.or 05.whatever tickles your fancy.

its a classic program.but i really wish mousy would get mouse aids or something.or at least get her leg torn off by an irn bru yeilding yob.

may pop down to this.

i was a shit at school. i remember getting pished with a few folk on our lunchbreak then turning up to band practice.remember dropping my trumpet on the ground, ramming the mouth piece and sticking it. got sent home for drunken disorderly. a few form b,s here and there and many detentions.i only concentrated in the classes i liked and was interested in. was shit at everything else. no motivation.

everybody knows,badger loves - mashed potato. bump.