Sue Denim..

Please God tell me this tread is a joke. I have enough issues with students as it is, but students that think they are professors of Metaphysics....... What happened to the days when people used to go to the pub to talk about shagging and stuff! Sue.

Merry Christmas, and yes, it is 8 am here and I'm at work on the rig. The boss, being such a miserable bastard, even had us walking around the rig with bin bags tidying up the place! Hope you all have a nice day and that Santa brings you nice things. Sue Denim.

Gay Bikers on Acid. Thrashing Spastic. Army of Lovers. (Remember them.) Deicide. (No-one knows the real pronunciation.) Sue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Atch Atch Who Bless you. Knock Knock Who's there? Apple Apple who Knock Knock Who's there? Apple Apple who Knock Knock Who's there? Apple Apple who Knock Knock Whose there? ORANGE Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say Apple. Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Fuck off Tom Baker.

That has had me laughing at work for hours. Sue.

Nightwish - Once Or possibly Reise Reise by Rammstein. Fuck knows. Just play it loud. Sue.

Q: What is the diffrence between a catholic priest and acne? A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face. Sue

Oh, and I forgot to add, They call roundabouts 'circles'.

Pretty harsh critisism considering it is better than Aberdeen because, 1. It is pedestrianised. 2. It has a statue of Desperate Dan. 3. It has a better webcam than Aberdeen. 4. It's closer to England. Sue.

I agree, the film strip effect is naff. Also, when I want to view 90 pictures at a time it defaults to 20. Sue.

This sort of film doesn't really appeal to me. I think I'll save my next cinema experience for "War of the Worlds" when it's finished. Sue.

When my Gran was dying of cancer the doctor covered her in margerine.... ... she went downhill really fast after that. BOOM BOOM. Sue.

Yes, Bring back Noels House parties! .... erm, that's not what you meant was it? oops.

I'll never feel bad about walking home naked ever again. Sue.

Probably. They seem to have their fingers into everything else. Sue.

This is pretty addictive. http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?i90z4ou62m0 Sue.

I've viewed them all now. That one's definately the winner so far. Sue.

A Shameless plug! Sue.

And here is my personal Demon. I call him Ernie. http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?i90gwwe3vvg Sue

Satanism is about selfishness. "Satan" being an ideal and not a fiery guy with hooves. The idea is that YOU are God. There is no other. (No God greater than man.) The afterlife doesn't exist therefore you have one chance to shine. There is no sin however there are certain 'do's and don'ts'. Chances are, you probably live the life of a Satanist and not even realise it. The Church of Satan website goes into greater detail if you are interested or I recommend buying The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey. (Available in all good bookshops except that Christian one on Back Wynd!) Sue.

I agree that this song is a total pile of shite. I'd prefer "50 Grand for Christmas" to be number 1 just because it's a novelty song. I still haven't heard that one "Give you one for Christmas." yet. Band Aid may well be a good cause (in some peoples eyes) but I can think of better ones a little closer to home. Sue.

His guide dog stops licking.

What Satanic bands? I can think of a many bands with Satanic undertones but nothing really reflects Satanic literature from Anton Zander LaVeys Church of Satan. Take bands such as Cradle of Filth, Akercocke and Deicide. The lyrics mainly describe a form of devil worship (different from Satanism believe it or not!) Akercocke filled the inlay of their album sleeve with Enochian symbology to add realism to their cause but what they actually put there makes no contextual sense. Putting one Enochian symbol between song lyrics is like putting one word from a poem down. Pointless unless the whole thing is there. The only band that seems to have taken religeous philosophy (Shamanism) and put it to clever use in their albums is (in my opinion) The Fields of the Nephilim. Satanism / Devil Worship sells albums and fits in with the rock music. It's that simple. I like bands with good lyrics whether they are religeous or not. Saying that though, I love Rammstein and haven't the slightest clue what they are singing about half the time! Sue.