Sue Denim..

A couple of tunes in there remind me of the old Elizium nights.

Now I'm only guessing here but.... Manowar = Pete Nightwish = Lisa Iron Maiden = Simon I haven't managed to spot one of Flashes requests in amongst that lot.

I read somewhere that it was so watered down that David Brent was described as "The Boss from Heck."

*Ahem* ... Capitol ? Oh lets stop this silly pedantry. Who cares about spelling and grammar? Surely it's the content that's important.

I know You missed the point.

Can you tell I'm having a bad day at work?

Gotcha. So don't preach to the rest of us Mr 'fucking' Perfect.

Incorrect use of a semi-colon arse wipe.

A subject close to my heart at the moment. Can you believe my other half forked out 40...... yes 40! for a pair of leather slippers the other day? I wouldn't even be able to find a pair at that price. That's what happens when you work offshore and your pay plus annual bonus goes in the bank whilst you're away. Women... arrrrgh.

Absolutely not. I'm giving you points.

Irish drug dealers always have the best 'Craic'. *Cue tumbleweed*

Look, everyone knows that the Pope has to die on a Sunday. I take Sunday at 5.30pm. (Choking to death on a chicken bone during his dinner.)

I recommend the Miskatonic University in Arkham.

But Babycham and Grolsch makes a fantastic snakebite.

Just in time for my homecoming on Wednesday.

You've hit the nail square on the head there. That's why the Hollywood Dr Who film didn't work. It has to be tongue in cheek, familiy orientated, creepy but not poo yer pants and overall just a little bit funny. I think I'm going to enjoy the rest of the series. Sue. I couldn't help thinking when I saw the internet guy that Rose went to meet... "New customers only!"

Don't give up the day job. If writing poetry is your day job, kill yourself now before someone does it for you.

Strangely enough, I was a fully paid up member of the Loony Party for 3 years and it's amazing the good they have actually done. Did you know that the currently used 'Passports for Pets' was a Loony policy before being adopted by mainstream politicians?

I'd have to go for Sheik Yerbouti also. The song 'Bobby Brown goes down' has the greatest lyrics ever. I've even been known to use the phrase 'Sexual Spastic' in everyday conversation!

Wears a bandana eh? Flash, have you got something to tell us?

Has anyone read some of the messages written on the 4 piece kitkat bars? They say things like, "Down time for maintenance" and shite like that.

This sounds like the discombobulator needs replacing.

What are Scene points for anyway? Get rid of them, it's a shite idea.

What about if you ate a big bag of peanuts the night before and then they start coming out the next morning.... spikey bits and all. That'd be itchy.