Sue Denim..

What's better than getting a Silver medal at the Paralympic games? Having legs that work.

..... me and my lucky blue overcoat.

Whoops, Scott Sneddon is someone I went to school with. I mean David Sneddon. I think I'll be spending Hogmanay in the Moorings anyway. Sue.

Aberdeen has put on the following for the Hogmanay street party this year. (If they don't cancel it again that is.) At the Castlegate; Deacon Blue Hue and Cry Coinneach At the Langstane; Scott Sneddon (Fame Academy) and his band The Sham. The Darkest (A Darkness tribute band.) Also some DJ's and Northsound radio will be there. So if anyone has any suggestions for where else to go this Hogmanay I'd be truly appreciative! Sue.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's Black. (No, I'm not racist. I happen to own a coloured TV).

I suppose he's giving up politics to concentrate on someone elses private live. Sue.

How about the old favourite www.q-jump.co.uk Dunno whether you can get cheap deals or not though. Sue

1. Neither did I strangely enough. 2. What would you call them? Left of centre? Come on. 3. No-one has the 'right' to incite racial hatred, but does this mean we can't go about making 'English, Irish and Scotsman' jokes anymore? Can we not say anything about someone without fear of the law? If I get insulted for whatever reason (big nose, blue eyes whatever) of course I'm going to find a stinging retaliation.... ie, Black so and so. Why should the law support him and not me? I'm not racist I just think the whole name-calling thing has got out of hand. No-one thought about arresting the muslims making death threats to Salman Rushdie after he wrote 'The Satanic Verses' did they? Oh no, we just spent a small fortune protecting him. What has this country deteriorated to? Sue.

Best typo of the year so far! Sue

And I bet he didn't get that by sharing a dirty needle. Sue.

Solution: Go to the gig shitfaced. Well you have to be 18 to drink right?

What did you get in your advent calendar this morning? Sue.

And I'm going to try to remember peoples names for more than just a few seconds after being introduced to them. Sue.

And there goes more of our "Free Speech" they keep telling us we have. Incidentally, surely calling him a 'c*nt' is as bad as him calling someone a wog or suchlike? Sue

1. Go to Whitby Goth Weekend in October. 2. Put all my music into an MP3 player. 3. Increase biceps by at least 4". 4. Win something. (Anything, even a 'Take a Break' prize.) 5. Get a tattoo with 'Heil Satan' on it.

So get the decorations up you miserable sods! Sue.

Well, Saz played the Moorings bar but they came up from Dundee. Doesn't AKA The Fox have a female vocalist / guitarist? Sue.

It seems to come down to a 'ramming it down the listeners throat' thing. E.g. Stryper sucked Evanescence Rocks. Keep the "J" word out of Christian rock and it seems to work. Sue.

In order of hatred 1 being the worst.... ***Cue Top of the Pops theme**** 1. Jazz 2. R & B 3. Soul 4. Manufactured Pop 5. Techno And then Best...Top 5 1. Goth 2. General Heavy Metal 3. Black / Death Metal 4. 80's Rock 5. Punk Sue

He might not have a twat but he certainly is one! Sue

I've never come across a female drummer who can paradiddle-diddle across the whole set of toms. Or one that can tell the difference between a drag and a flam. However, like was already mentioned earlier in this thread, less really is more on a drumkit. Save the fancy stuff for Lars Ulrich and everyone with rythm can play drums. (Chicks look better playing the bone flute!)8o Sue.

I'll be working on the rigs this Christmas. (Well actually we get to knock off early and have a nice meal, sit around and watch films, have a prize raffle and have competitions.) Then it's back to the grind the next day. Sue.