Christy

i think Bill Hicks put everyone off. 'young girl shows titties AND pussy' love from christy

top 5... top 5...kinds of soup 1) tomato and pepper 2) lentil 3) leek and potattie 4) minestrone 5) chickens broth love from christy

...and i don't know any men who call the bog 'the loo', so we're equal. We keep a couple of Broons annuals, a few Poker Europas and recent FourFourTwos. Pretty standard bog-side reading, I'd wager love from christy

It just wouldn't be the Nick Casino without the barnet. Persevere, ma boy. The missing bit can be explained with a far out story and a cheeky smile. love from christy

false love from christy

you know what makes me giggle? threads like these. what a waste a fuckin time. Panic at the disco are the musical equivalent of Robert Kilroy-Silk: briefly topical but ultimately pretty fuckin sad and impotent. They will disappear before long and nobody will grieve. In fact, I for one will happily piss on the whiny, 'edgy' little spaff-merchants' collective grave, shortly before I go after Fallout Boy with a sharpened snooker cue and bag a rocks. O, and while I'm ranting - Tom! Don't even bother trying to explain to everybody how original 10EW were and how there was no bandwagon-jumping there. Fuckin flangebaskets, there wasn't! Now i like 10ew as much as the next guy, but original? Fuck ma fuckin boots, old-timer. If 10ew don't, as you claim, sound like anyone around right now, that aint to say you didn't when you were an ongoing concern, an active gigging band, about 2-3 years ago. you were hardly a long way removed from a whole heap of the punk-pop trendies doing the rounds at the time. Yes yes yes, i suppose i will be verbally attacked for making such outlandish claims, but note that i am not trying to validate the existence of The Welles and The Edgar Prais (and while I'm at it, The Magdalene Cox, Sirius, de Barros and Masamune) by claiming that we are original, far removed from what's popular. we quite blatantly aren't. however, we are none the worse for it. And i hate rangers and i hate rugby and i hate ben sherman shirts and i hate them cunts in the bobbin who wear rugby shirts, jeans and loafers. so there. get it up ya love from christy

apparently they called you a fucking flangebasket love from christy

i got a soft spot for their new single - think it's called 'Naive'. It reminds me more than a little of 'Tell Me Mama' by Bob Dylan. Catchy. Nae bad. Better than most a the pish going around just now love from christy

buckie *shudder* love from christy

sure it wasn't Pete Doherty? love from christy

It's quite some distance better than postcards, old-timer. But not as good as 21/6 or O! Mercy in ma Welles ratings love from christy

3 tracks of reasonable quality will be easily good enough. Forget spending the surplus on making a fancy sleeve etc too, that stuff is well overrated. Spend the extra money on extra rehearsals, so that if a label is actually interested, you'll blow them away live. These days, fook all bands get signed on the back of a demo - gotta show they can do it live. love from christy

A Ronaldo? Wasted talent? You havin a giggle? Two world cups, two (I think) world player of the year awards, countless domestic trophies....if that's underachieving I'm sure he'll get over it! love from christy

I'll have you know that I love a bittae prog! In fact, the elpee currently in ma beatbox is none other than Brain Salad Surgery by Emerson Lake and Palmer (true). Had it pumpin this mornin love from christy

rent a canoe, let's have a tune! Sophocles Louise W. Hamster

Listen to the gal...you know it makes sense! Plus, Sophocles is a tremendous drinking partner love from christy

yeah, i love morrisey...i just haven't worked it out yet. love from christy

i like you. love from christy

a version of 21/6 from our recent recording session. It's a jaunty little number with a big chorus. But hey! Don't take my word for it - check it out yourselves! www.myspace.com/thewelles love from christy

gary moore! Elton john! Robbie williams! sheryl crow! While it's true that your musical taste is more diverse than you were originally given credit for, it's a fuckload worse! Show us yer divot! JJ, hurry up and put a new song on the site in place of Work Ethic. Stick on the new 21/6. The love muyst be spread, old-timer love from christy

morrisey is a fookin clungeburger who don't deserve the respect he's got. he gets right plumb clean on my flange, and no mistake. love from christy

Am I the only one struggling to understand what the fuck this message means? Far out, man! The door is a jar! Administer blowjobs to Brian. Not to get gigs, just because. love from christy

The Edgar Prais and Right Hand Left Tonight In an hastily-arranged love-in, Right Hand Left and The Edgar Prais will be playing Moshulu tonight (Tuesday). I believe Captain Face are also playing, they do a magnificent line in Reef/Chilis-esque RAWK. Cracking line-up, come along. The Prais will be playing a couple of new songs, which are humdingers. Doors half7 i beleive. For more info, harass Jamesy. love from christy