Christy

Rugby is a shit sport played by shit people Love from christy

What a balloon!!! Does she really think James is going to marry her?! He's too much of a mummy's boy Love from Christy

Bet it aint a patch on Queens Of though. What a tune! I miss the Purple Munkie days Love from Christy

ah but you also love cock. And look where that got you. Love from Christy

Ha we call him Rosemount dude cos we always find him on the doorsteps of charity shops in the early hours, rifling through the goodies folk have left overnight. What a dude! Legend has it that he's a mean puggy player too, that's how he makes a living. Must have enough spare cash to buy all those dresses. Happy birthday Sophie! Love from Christy

ooo mighty exciting! Wonder how their songs will work in an acoustic format? That'll surely make Al a bit redundant Love from Christy

Hanging. Forres or Buckie?

You have to be the worst lookalike ever. Love from christy

I watched it in the library at uni. Laughed till I near spaffed myself. It was an embarrassing situation. JJ, I blame you. Cuntrag. Love from Christy

The minute they say clunge you know the Keenan word is spreading... Love from Christy

Buckie love from christy

Open Mic night, hosted by Lynsey and Dave, kicks off at Ma Cameron's this coming Sunday. 8pm. Come along, play a song or two. Love from Christy x

Fuck that! Let them squabble! Love from Christy

You're a good man Love from Christy

actually, I invented recorded sound. So you can all suck a fuck. Love from Christy

Can anyone help? My Understanding Islam exam is tomorrow morning, and I don't understand it. Any help, particularly concerning Geertz, Gellner or Gilsenan and their stances, would be much appreciated. Please people, I'm at your mercy. Help me out in my hour of need. Love from Christy

I thought it was fuckin rad. Steph's fall into the river was a truly, unintentionally, hilarious moment. And Ben and Lisa got it on. And we got a brief glimpse of breast during Lee's ill-fated threesome. Fuckin rad. They should do more late-night specials. Love from Christy

actually, I think Adam was a wee bit hasty there. We're still not sure. Yes, I am fucking with you. We feel honoured to have been given this opportunity. How could we refuse? Looking forward to it already. The rehearsals have been good. Love from CHristy

Keenaldo will be making his long-awaited return to the fray. A nation expects. Love from Christy