Christy

I am a cunt, in a way. But not in the same way as that insipid, whiney, stupid-haired cunt. Did anyone see him on Later...a while back? He was playing a song called, if memory serves, Goodbye My Lover or sumpin similar. He clearly thought he was Jeff fuckin Buckley, givin it all the heartfelt loss like Last Goodbye. In actual fact it was the most bland, uninspired pish I've ever had the misfortune to hear. Absolute ding of the highest order. love from christy

Buckie, baby! Missed me? love from christy

That alone doesn't make him a cunt. i like to see it more as an addition to his overwhelming cuntiness. Billy Bragg was in the army and he isn't a cunt. But his songs are very very good, unlike james blunt's love from christy

That's, like, so 1997 dude. love from christy

what gave it away? love from christy

Does anyone else agree? I can barely put into words how terrible I think this fuckin useless bawjaws is ! He is a disgrace! I bought an NME a year or so back and he was interviewed as an upcoming young songsmith or sumpin, and he used to be in the Army and his hero(ine) is Thatcher. I decided not to hold this against him till I heard his music. Fuck me, it's terrible. Our survey says....cunt! Love from christy

A very sad day. Richard Pryor was largely responsible for my love of drugs. What a guy! Love from christy

Plus, I heard that Maxi likes boy-love! Love from Christy

I really want to want them to win. But i can't. Love from christy

ah, that makes sense I suppose. But then, when you come to do the Edgar Prais' sound at the Tunnels, I hope you get a better sound! Of course, we need to book a gig first. Kris and Steven are being lazy again Love from Christy

does UFB stand for U Fuck Boots? Or am I thinking into it a bit hard? love from christy

I think you mean sanity love from christy

Yeah but, I'm afraid to say, Jonny Depp is shit in bed. Most disappointing love from christy

More importantly, where the fuck are The Magdalene Cox?! I promised myself years ago that I would pay no mind to the Fudge Awards after watching Ben Quik make a clunge out of himself by taking them seriously. But come oN! The Cox were not just the best punk act of the year, but almost certainly the best band in the world! I am biased. And we have split up. But stiLL! Montae fuck! We should own that award love from christy

We'll let you off this time. Just don't make a fucking habit of it, ok? Love from Christy

Then they should organise soiundchecks better. Start at five rather than six, try to find a better (quieter) level. I watched Eric Euan the other week, ace band who I was really lookin forward to. I had to leave after four songs because I thought my ears were going to explode an my head bleed. Because of the loud-ness, not the music itself. Love from Christy