Nicky Ca$ino

Answers to the name Charley Will bite From the Milleneum Under 7000 miles done 250CC W-Reg Excellent condition, cover and chain included. For enquiries either send me a message or text 0977576723 1200 o.n.o

Bearnock Country Centre is the location, 12th of June (my birthday!) is the date of execu- err, ecstatification, Doctor Nancy Davies is the unwitting sucker, Poundland is a fantastic idea, how have I survived this long without you, you Onion-terrorizer, you.

Whaddya mean "not to me"?!? You said yes! I've booked the venue, gotten a pretty, little dress; found a progressively forward-thinking minister... don't tell me you've forgotten!

Anyone got a bunch I can borrow ( maybe rent, trying to do this thing on a very tight budget) to make the venue all classy-like? Thanking you in anticipation of a positive reply, Casino

/Squeal! I'd be forever grateful.

/Sigh Guess I'll never be the very best...

Anyone got a copy I can buy?

Someone told me to check that lavatory out last year, I didn't realise they were actually closed. The ones down at the beach are similar and fantastic, when I'm having an ice-cream with The Wolf I always go in.

I split at the start of the year. I'd have to give the nod to Jimmy as being the most chrasamatic of the Bassment/Moshulu staff, Slim's all that and a slice of fried gold.

I think pawn shops let you sell them stuff and then withhold it from public sale for a period allowing you to get the money to buy it back later on; a loan with whatever you give them as collateral. I once sold a bass so I could... err buy some booze, I really regret that now.

I second that.

Ooh I'd like the sink too and a shower/bath version if possible, make it a whole bathroom set. I very much doubt the water the cistern uses is the same as in the tank, you could either recess the real cistern into the wall so it's hidden or use an altenative flushing system; something involving the transperambulation of pseudo-cosmic anti-matter perhaps. /ponder

http://www.elseware.to/products/aq.htm I want one of these.

The highlight for me was watching it with Nikolai Volkoff.

Thanks everybody, I think I will leave the rest of my hair as it is and just make up a story (knife-fight, mange, pumas, etc) should anyone ask about the missing bit.